Who gets the comfort movie in the divorce?

post you at your dykiest

I keep realising things that were outright awful in my relationship with my ex. I resent her for never giving admitting that she was too straight to keep dating me as my transition progressed, and because she never was clear about that I kept pushing myself way too hard to keep us together

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Taking my adhd meds with a club mate just to feel something

life is weird as a 30 year old who didnt really exist yet 5 years ago

It was a fun deck, now I wanna build a commander deck with the new Sygg (I didnt open him in my prerelease pack, but traded him afterwards with one of my friends who did)

My prerelease went pretty well! Turns out merfolk are pretty good at annoying your opponents to death.

for some reason I gotta be the hottest girl at the lorwyn eclipsed prerelease

Jfc I was really way too skinny before hrt

slightly longing for the summer so I can wear this outfit again

edward jizzerhands

i bet it feels so good to be drawn from a scabbard

she whacks my bush until i hornswoggle

Whenever the thought of unblocking my ex pops into my head I instead block her on one more platform

i think im gonna die in this haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah̶̨̯̰̠͔͇͉̣͌̾͆̀̔͘͜ͅą̵̟̖͇̦̖̹̊̋á̵̛̛̝͖͙͖͚̼̇̃̒̉͆̇̏̏a̶̢̘͔̺̒̿͗̃̈́̋͘͠͝ą̴͓̼̫͓͕͓̜̰̿̾̾̂̇͜ͅÃ̸̡̰͙͕̙̹̼̊̔̂̏́̿̕͝ͅA̵͓͒A̴̧̲͔̣̟̳͗̿̋̆Ä̷̜͇͖̪̈́̇͊̽̌́̀̀̀à̴̧̞͕͓̦̆̈͆̾a̶͍̪̳̐̂̀̾̕͘á̶̮̳̥̤͍͝ȧ̶̙̯̮͈̝̹͇͍̅ͅą̵͈͙̳̤̥͕̍̽͒̀̅̒̋̑̆͝a̵͕̅̌͛̌̒͝a̵̧̻̍̉̚͜a̶̢͇̙̰͎̭̩͆̎̋̕͠͝ą̶̝͖͖̩̖͉̲̩͕̥̫͗̉a̵̡̛͙̞̻̬̖̰̔̈́̓͘ả̵̝̼a̷̹̗̥͚̾̋́͌̄́̌͐̊́̎̚ä̴̢̡̡̛̘͖̞̘̳͔͈̮̮̐̿̕ouse

Mods are asleep post wurm

My Deafheaven era is starting all over again

I'm such a dork, I once flirted with a girl not because I wanted to smooch her but because I wanted to play Magic with her

slightly longing for the summer so I can wear this outfit again

inflicted psychic damage on myself by realizing my face in my 30s is starting to look like a mix between my mom and my aunt

Going to the gym is fun, allegedly

Hot take of the day: i hate rain more than snow

This is how it feels when someone is mad at me

The weather is protecting my friend (the heavy snowfall took away their opportunity to ask an evil twink on a date)

taking a shit is like the original 3d printing

toilets are mushrooms and the pipes are the mycelium

hurry up pissgirl, a real shitter has to use the bathroom next

our glorious lived experience || their dishonest posturing

it's a dragonforce morning

bsky.app/profile/door... the prophecy

I went to a ballfolk dancing lesson with my bestie, and she wanted me to lead, and there were some straight married women there who were a bit too into a woman taking the leading role in a dance

so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass

i have got to spend 30 dollars about this

Lots of things can happen in 5½ years I guess

Man, I fucking love Lorwyn. I wish Wales was real.

Not me and my best friend suddenly having a conversation about if we want to have kids together to be queer-platonic parents to

3 years (+1 week) hrt

Lesbian outfit of the day

Carpet measuring contest

I wore a croptop again today while it was snowing, and you will never get me to admit that it was cold

oh yeah? would a loving god design a monkey so susceptible to fascism?

i have no mouth and i must eat pussy

the whole choir agrees that you have prey animal vibes

showing this card to my bottom surgery surgeon: "yeah i want it something like this"

thanking her for her input after topping me

I'm trying to understand why being perceived as pretty feels so weird to me. Like, I am weak to flattery, and I like the compliment, but just being pretty is not really something I had much say in. I am glad my transition went well enough that I’m in some sense considered 'conventionally attractive’

a little timeline 2 years // 1 year // 3 months // pre-e