Going to the gym is fun, allegedly

Hot take of the day: i hate rain more than snow

This is how it feels when someone is mad at me

The weather is protecting my friend (the heavy snowfall took away their opportunity to ask an evil twink on a date)

taking a shit is like the original 3d printing

toilets are mushrooms and the pipes are the mycelium

hurry up pissgirl, a real shitter has to use the bathroom next

our glorious lived experience || their dishonest posturing

it's a dragonforce morning

bsky.app/profile/door... the prophecy

I went to a ballfolk dancing lesson with my bestie, and she wanted me to lead, and there were some straight married women there who were a bit too into a woman taking the leading role in a dance

so now's probably a bad time to drop my animal crossing mod where tom nook does coke off a stripper's ass

i have got to spend 30 dollars about this

Lots of things can happen in 5½ years I guess

Man, I fucking love Lorwyn. I wish Wales was real.

Not me and my best friend suddenly having a conversation about if we want to have kids together to be queer-platonic parents to

3 years (+1 week) hrt

Lesbian outfit of the day

Carpet measuring contest

I wore a croptop again today while it was snowing, and you will never get me to admit that it was cold

oh yeah? would a loving god design a monkey so susceptible to fascism?

i have no mouth and i must eat pussy

the whole choir agrees that you have prey animal vibes

showing this card to my bottom surgery surgeon: "yeah i want it something like this"

thanking her for her input after topping me

I'm trying to understand why being perceived as pretty feels so weird to me. Like, I am weak to flattery, and I like the compliment, but just being pretty is not really something I had much say in. I am glad my transition went well enough that I’m in some sense considered 'conventionally attractive’

a little timeline 2 years // 1 year // 3 months // pre-e

3 years (+1 week) hrt

noise music fans when theres just a percussive rattling

idk why i wasted 1 minute of my life on this

why call it a wisdom tooth when it is foolishness to place something so far in the back of my mouth?

I contain multitudes, I can write sentimental little new years cards to my gay friends and to my parents

What would my drag king name be tho?

today I had a first rehearsal with some people and it's definitely gonna be a weird kind of band, but I think we could write something cool

How do I politely tell someone that I don't like Sleep Token?

im going to a masked ball tonight pros: cool and spooky, people can only kiss me if they explicitly ask my consent first cons: cant take a drink without taking it off first

tempted to just skip the other layers and call this my new year's eve outfit

'Is a jiggly vampire bouba or kiki?' 'I think that is what the kids call "dialectics"'

I dealt maximum psychic damage to all people involved by commenting that they make beautiful kismeses

Nina drag king era?

Sometimes joy means watching two friends hatekissing

I am a lousy excuse for a lesbian

Nina drag king era?

One day I shall be known as the thirst trap deleter and reposter

Today I'm a lesbian homewrecker (im helping my dad refurbish the hallway of my parents house)

The matrix 4 is like the homestuck epilogues except it is enjoyable to sit through

My well-meaning neice at the family christmas dinner: "So how is your new job? Do your colleagues accept your identity?" And I just wanna tell her "Girl, half my colleagues don't know that I'm trans, and the other half doesn't care"

Christmas is the time of year when I dress like a straight girl to confuse my family

Ohh tidings of cumfort destroy cumsock bok choy, Ohh tidings of cumshot femboy

yes i wanna make out with most of my friends but thats not because im trans but because i do musical theatre now