a good deal of my opposition to the death penalty as a whole is that it prioritizes the feeling of catharsis over everything and everyone else. I doubt any people supporting this stopped to think about how this would impact CSA victims. The catharsis of retribution is shallow, fleeting and selfish

This is what it's like driving down the 405 at 6pm

Let me quote Book of Mormon when I say: Hasa Diga Eebowai

Kristi Noem teams up with controversial, antinatalist reply guy and disgraced capo, Yoko Ono, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Nightmare blunt rotation

My 150w panel is barely giving my 50w in bright AZ sun and it's not enough to run a box fan consistently. Any help or shares would be appreciated beyond all

Thought I left my cart at home. Could have sworn I put it in my purse but couldn't find it. Turns out, it fell through a hole and into the lining 😭

My 150w panel is barely giving my 50w in bright AZ sun and it's not enough to run a box fan consistently. Any help or shares would be appreciated beyond all

Our portable solar panel that we got last year is slowly degrading and we need a new one to make sure we can run a fan for our dogs during the AZ heat, but we don't have it in our budget. Can we help us get some power again for us and the pups? 0/130 CashApp ironicmind13 Venmo DabiW

Our portable solar panel that we got last year is slowly degrading and we need a new one to make sure we can run a fan for our dogs during the AZ heat, but we don't have it in our budget. Can we help us get some power again for us and the pups? 0/130 CashApp ironicmind13 Venmo DabiW

This is just a Castlevania boss.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it goku: you invented the hamburger? king kai: absolutely goku: wow!

It’s hilarious how this platform exists to diminish joy. When you say something like “Orson Welles was hot” and ten people like it, it’s like a batsignal for total strangers to amble into your innocuous opinion and say “ahem, not to *me*.”

You can tell this person never watched the show

Finally, my account has been reopened. Thank you to everyone who showed support and took the time to speak up and write. You can follow me here.

They're executing me tomorrow on baroque insta for saying I actually prefer Bach piano interpretations to the original harpsichord renditions

This is blackout poetry to me

Someone needs to ship a joint roller to Brazil before I cry

i often think about this review

This pops up every once in awhile and I always share it. Wu Tang goes in and out of popularity with the times, but there's no denying there was a Dream Team level of talent and brilliance on that roster. True artists.

So how long until we get a real life company that calls itself Vault-Tec?

watching the first nukes hit us soil on samsung smart fridge ™ powered by hulu plus

Maybe the kids are alright

it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan

It'd be so much cooler if politicians went outside and dueled again

Every third grade bully walking by the lunch table when you take a swig:

Please dear God why did I see the words "transgender people" and "feeling Gavin Newsom" in the same sentence? I hate that image, thanks

We are so back

I feel like it's a good time to restate that my rapist was never prosecuted by the Republican DA at the time for Tarrant County in Texas, who served for 3 decades. In fact he had some of the lowest prosecution rates for SA and rape cases. Republicans have always defended rapists and predators.

If Tilda Swinton as Gabrielle in Constantine didn't awaken something in you, I'm not sure we have the same life experience

"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"

i don't think will stencil is a fed but i do think he was created in a lab to be physically incapable of not posting, as an experiment to see how much time people will waste arguing about the economy with a guy who is annoying

The wall. The wall for everyone involved.

I love how fortnite is just the manifestation of this meme now

Me, wearing overalls with a piece of wheat hanging from my lips: sun harvest ain't so good today, what with them dang clouds coming after my panels

It's time to come clean. I don't give a shit about the difference between a podium and a lectern. That isn't important.

Can I banish myself to the phantom zone? Is that a thing?

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Little did Chantal know, I love Hellraiser

Firebombing a Walmart doesn't seem so silly now

Learning a lot of people don't understand the difference between an intelligence AGENT and an intelligence ASSET but just love hearing themselves talk anyway

Lamb of God's new logo looks like they were just bought out by private equity

Basically I need Botticelli to make Heavy Metal, but with me and my partner and a bear.

It's impossible to watch Heavy Metal and not immediately turn into Beavis and Butthead "Heheh bewbs"

Democrats are the party for Black people but that doesn't stop them from supporting cops that murder Black people in streets now does it.

The only horseshoe theory I believe is that all humans like drugs.

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