Someone in the journalist group chats could become known for the rest of human civilization as the one who brings the Flood if they do the funniest thing possible and leak all the messages where they're trying their hardest to make class solidarity with nazis a real thing.

Sonic Rush's soundtrack sampling Malcolm X's "Message to the Grassroots" for its final boss against the Egg Salamander is one of those things that just plain doesn't even sound real. And yet.

coheed album tier list fight me

how im getting tits pretty much

"we're all gonna die, but I'm gonna die more valid than you" - the Internet

its darkly funny that balls deep into fascism the internet still wants to relitigate shit like the bi vs pan debate, which is not a debate but actually a dick measuring contest by the most unemployed people on earth

One of the most horrifying things to watch on social media was the uwu-ification of mental health awareness for autism and ADHD, but the guy on the street under a psychotic break, smeared in his own shit and screaming slurs is really just evil because "my mental health never made me do that"

This would be a good time to accept you're not always gonna like the other trannies or if you do, you don't understand them, or if you do, you might not agree with them - and then just fucking link arms anyway. I guess I'm only talking to people who can still see me, but do you feel what I mean?

And I know in your hearts this is what you want too. Don't you remember the joy of taking the piss out of this loser so hard he had to beg for help on main from the moderation staff who had to bail his bitch ass out? We can do it again. We can do it forever!

One must imagine Sisyphus serving cunt

Y'all, I swear I started levitating for a minute, but then I mysteriously got a follow from God on bluesky and then I fell and hurt my penis

Follow me for everything from what the president calls domestic terrorism to video games to me stoned and talking about jorkin it. I'm a woman of many talents (mostly ranting)

There's not a lot of games you can really say this about (and this isn't an implied complaint) but goddamn does Assassin's Creed 4 look good on the switch. And I don't mean it's phenomenal, just that it really hits that sweet spot of style and performance

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

the mainstream music industry is finally dead. the evil had been defeated

I'm sorry I say like in so many of my posts. In my defense, I lived in the valley for nearly a decade and liked way too many movies with Valley Girls. I promise I won't do better.

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

So what if you waited until the Rapture to finally masturbate, and you just like whip it out and start jorkin mid air. Would it still count as a sin, or did you already like win?

Bluesky banned Palestinians because they didn't want so many westerners to have personal contact with people being murdered by the west

Gonna be honest, after the proliferation of Twitter and the share of information across the world during protests, a social media list feature that couples with a nuclear block that stops the spread of information before it begins... Maybe wasn't the best idea after all

If your favorite online social justice thought leader never mentions class, you should cancel your patreon subscription

It's so much easier to sit on social media crying about how we're all going to die and blocking everyone for their opinion on the word "transexual" than actually organizing with people, half of whom will have no understanding or desire to understand the difference

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

This is a significant step they’re taking to fracture media-reality to consolidate their stranglehold on the umwelt of middle america. I hope this and the FCC chairman’s behavior push the bourgeoisie to retaliate against these actors who have been consolidating broadcast (radio and tv) for decades.

I'm sorry but if your position is "they want to kill us all and throw us in to camps and commit genocide" I'm having trouble wrapping my head around "and our biggest calls to action will be calling MasterCard and cancelling our Disney subscriptions!"

And this is what I mean by everyone wearing the costumes of dead revolutionaries

In order to have an organized left you need people who care about things beyond their burrito taxi and white comedians

Yes, historically the organized left was dismantled by the state. However, that doesn't explain how half the leftists online decided that anyone posting something they disagree with is a CIA op and social media discourse is actually praxis

So what if you waited until the Rapture to finally masturbate, and you just like whip it out and start jorkin mid air. Would it still count as a sin, or did you already like win?

Throwing more pronouns into the gender hobo stew

tylenol is a fascinating drug and i don't think it's the cause of autism because it didn't exist when immanuel kant was alive

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

like, idk why you would not spin this disney shit into a “hey, didn’t it feel good to not feel powerless for a minute? doesn’t it make you wonder what else you’re capable of?” instead of jumping right into “THIS IS ALL MEANINGLESS AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.”

I think I have an allergy to cottonwood. And it's EVERYWHERE

Hehe taint-ed

This is your brain on Tylenol

I think we need to go back to distilling all of our political thoughts into 140 characters. The 300 limit just leaves away too much room for nuance

Honestly China should be sending guys to make documentaries about the US like how crackers go to Africa to film poor people. Send some slick chinese guy who lives in a hypercity to Appalachia to point at JD Vance's family like they're zoo animals, see how they like it.

There’s actually a lot of people on Bluesky who have moderate political beliefs that do fine because they’ve discovered a hidden trick where they don’t start every post with “listen up Fuckos”

Taking fist fulls of Tylenol so I can max out my autism

Can we normalize cocaine?

Every one of @junlper.beer skeets quickly becomes it's own hell thread within 24hrs. This is Onion's Law

i bring a certain je ne sais quoi the 4 way intersection that's frowned upon by polite society

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

Maybe the problem is that way too many content creators are glorified prostitutes. Not that there's anything wrong with prostitution, but you gotta wonder why we're constantly taking queues from an industry of people who would gladly sell their own bodies as well as their children's for more clicks

What makes this torment nexus special is you can self-host your torment and own your torment identity

Anarchists and antifa have been threatened with terrorist designation at least 5 times in the last decade: terrorism is an enhancement mechanism for charges that has been largely ineffective against decentralized movements, most recently Stop Cop City where terrorism enhancements have fallen apart

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