Not one of these maniacs has ever read a single page about the crusades, an escalating series of absurd farces that accomplished absolutely nothing.

Season Five Episode 1 of my actual play podcast Minions & Misfits is now live! Titled “Obeying Gravity”, we drop two of our recurring characters from their classic fantasy world into the land of Oz, listen now to see what they get up to!

My new contrarian opinion is that spring training is the ONLY baseball that matters.

Hard agree, pombon is the first fire starter in years that I’ve really liked

Name something New York media institutions love more than squandering their century old reputations.

I was at the bar the other day and I really wanted to play pinball but this lady in daisy dukes kept doing suggestive poses on it and she wouldn’t move even though I was the next quarter up, it was very frustrating.

I think it’s time I came clean: I’m Labubu. It was me the whole time, I’ve been deceiving all of you.

Those looksmaxing guys are fucking posers, I was hitting myself in the face with a hammer for the love of the game.

“Ohhh no, I saw what he did to the last guy.”

A reminder for mages and mystics of all species on this #WizardWednesday

Hey yall hear about this Napoleon guy? What the heck was he smokin amirite?

Me: C’mon man I just want to practice and learn how to draw. My stupid brain: No, you might do it wrong.

Oh word? People might fall through the cracks? I guess just don’t do anything to help anyone then, thatll fix that problem.

*Nervously* Hey uh, does your dick, like, grow a uh winter coat? No neither does mine, lol, wouldn’t that be crazy?

I mean look at this shit. None of this is canon, but all of it should be!

I want a Batman comic where he actually has all of the crazy shit they used to put on Batman action figures in the late 90’s and early aughts.

I’m sorry, but anyone who didn’t clock Wesley R Dingus as a pedophile was being willfully ignorant

Take it from me, a rich person.

I’ll say it again: the Kennedys are Innsmouth fish people and always have been. RFK Jr is just the furthest one’s gotten into the Chamgr without dying.

I live in a pretty geriatric town in Upstate SC and one of my neighbors has a Minnesota flag up on their porch. Popular opinion really is against these people, and they know it.

Gone off that Rumspringa 9000

Bah gawd! That’s Joyce Carol Oates’ music!

Remember me? I’m back, in pog form!

My last two goblin player conversions are done! The ooligan and the doom diver

I am very jealous of that pitch. And the old school transparent scatter template

Happy “I sleep in a big bed with my wife” day

can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover

*finding out the scam I’m involved in was actually profit motivated* Aw shit, not again!

Ich bin ein Berliner? Hardly knew ‘er!

i wonder what they thought when Bruce Springsteen slid crotch-first into the camera during his halftime show. Maybe that awakened something and now they’re terrified it’ll happen again.

Having a chubby little raccoon friend to hug would fix me

As a left handed person, I have to say I’m chagrined by all these right handed FREAKS taking the term “lefty” as their own.

Found a couple of the weird little freaks I kitbashed and slapped contrast paint on. Good times!

“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”

Yeah, capitalism is a meritocracy. That’s why the richest men in the world are a gaggle of odious dipshit rapists who make the dumb kid in your freshman science class look like Albert Einstein.

Drafts are for suckers. I shoot from the hip or I don’t shoot at all. (I lose a lot of duels for this reason)

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way. The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

I’ve talked about the upstate SC bird dog before. Take a chicken tender, put it on a hot dog bun with bacon, cheese, and honey mustard. Then thank me later.

Hey everyone! After a year off, my podcast Minions & Misfits (THE off-kilter, family friendly, actual play TTRPG podcast of all time) is back with a new season! Join us for a fun filled romp through the land of Oz featuring the Black Hack ruleset from David Black!

Can’t wait to own the libs tonight by watching Kid Rock shuffle his wretched husk around a stage on Fox Sports

Apparently our new overlords at Walgreens are essentially doing decimation to the company’s middle management and frankly, I’m not mad at it. They were making our lives miserable trying to justify their continued employment and it didn’t work.

Parents who made a pact to pretend that Disney doesn’t exist so they don’t have to spend 10,000 dollars taking their kids to Disney World

Funkytown lost a lot of its charm when they gentrified it in the early aughts.

*guy who doesn’t follow football but isn’t annoying about it* I just watch the Super Bowl for the time spent with friends and family

If you invite RFK Jr to your Super Bowl party you deserve everything that happens after that.

Don’t talk to me or my Fabergé son ever again

Finally got the bits I need to finish my goblin team for Blood Bowl. Cant Wait to get my doom diver’s jet pack strapped on!

English boarding school but with a speakeasy vibe

Can you believe people are worried about the comics industry?

Switching to Super Bowl mode: I’ll root for any team that lets me say “Go Birds”. If your mascot isn’t a bird you can fuck off.