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The holy trinity of anime OT’s: Chainsaw Man season 1, Jujutsu Kaisen season 2, and Dandadan season 1. Absolute masterworks, each one.

Saw a recent picture of Fred Durst and it removed all the irony from my body, the dude just looks like he’s chilling (complimentary)

UK US 🤝 Murdering Indians and admitting to no wrongdoing ever

This is The Louvre of Bluesky’s “Mona Lisa”

Thank God Nick Mullen isn’t alive to see this.

Imagine trying to come at Stav of all people. Literally what?

“We’ve been at this restaurant for three days!” “Trust me babe, the fermentation takes it to a whole new level!”

Responding to every threat of physical violence with “lol enjoy your ratio”

Abolish the Olympics and replace it with shows like Physical: Asia. This is so much better.

You’d best cum correct or don’t cum at all…

Counterpoint: No it fucking isn’t. Grow the fuck up.

There’s a sucker born every minute (the assembly line at the candy factory is running really slow right now)

*walking out of the vasectomy clinic* They did surgery on my grapes

Me when I’m wronged by someone

I’m drawling a pitcher

Not a lot of people know this, but Mary Shelley actually invented Sonic the Hedgehog as well.

Adult vaccines should hurt more. Bring back the airgun they used to vaccinate people with in the 40’s

This post is about beer, btw

Nobody liked my standup special “Pissing Hot for Hilarity”. Some geniuses are just unappreciated in their own time.

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Trash Tuesday hitting my system like a double shot of espresso

animal farm? what do they use, cow tools?

We need more relatable religious leaders!

Walking through the wreckage like if 28 Days Later was about a baseball virus

They accidentally played a double header last night, that’s awesome

This is Blood Bowl mindset. We need more of this in real world sports.

IF YOURE IN LINE TO PITCH FOR THE DODGERS STAY IN LINE

Happy birthday to one of the best jokes ever written.

That’s the part that Mormonism took and concentrated into a thick syrup.

Hey yall, I’m streaming Warhammer video games every Saturday evening now! Catch me this coming weekend at 7 pm EST under the name RedWunz on twitch!

What value does he think he provides that would make that a threat?

Lmao you’ve gotta be kidding me

CO2? Fuck that weak shit, I huff welding gas everyday. Got me feeling like Superman.

This is one of those things that could literally only happen in New York

They’ve never once made a movie with Nazis that doesn’t feature an SS officer. Come on dude.

They need to add a button that just blocks every account that still has the default avatar

lol white people are so fucking shitty. “It’s a festival of light and color where everyone is happy!” “No. Fuck you.”

“Voters don’t buy Mamdani’s extreme, divisive politics...” THEN WHY ARE FUCKING LOSING YOU WOP SHITHEAD?!

Nah dude, your brother’s a nazi.

“Deepest, bluest, my hand is like a shark’s fin” is the lyric that defined a generation.

Darktide and Mechanicus

Wow, now I don’t feel so bad about all my Yakuza tattoos.

Reading the new Blood Bowl article is making me really excited as an enjoyer of stunty teams and fouling.

Trump, to Subtext: “Now get up so I can kill you again!”

Fun fact: To prepare for this role Leto lived in an empty Asus box for 18 months going “Imma computer” over and over again

If you meet an asshole in the morning, etc

I’m so hyped for this game. This ending speech goes crazy. youtu.be/cDm2kle2GwE?...