I have accepted my fate as a person who shushes people in the quiet car. This is just who I am now.

found out that Zohran went to my local/the bar where my girlfriend and I are regulars after his victory party last night which is just delightful!!!

crazy to think I’ve been watching Bobby Cuza analyze the news on NY1 for 20 years at this point

REMEMBER, if you are in line to vote in the New York City elections NO YOU ARE NOT you are On Line

barked during a meeting about the F/M swap so I can only surmise that my girlfriend’s dog is not a fan of deinterlining

a very somber “50th anniversary of the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald” week to all who commemorate when the gales of November came early

I tried putting a costume on my cat. She did not care for it.

hope you like your arrival times with a side of ~spooky whimsy~

vote early today and you can get both stickers if you ask!!!

Happy Halloween, it’s a good day to listen to one of the scariest songs ever recorded youtu.be/8_dXp0eF8s0?...

Added bonus for everyone who votes in NYC tomorrow: special edition “I voted” sticker

I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK

Fugazi can be a painfully earnest band but my god listening to them now is cathartic

tonight seems like a good night to start my annual rewatch of “New York: A Documentary Film”

Have resumed walking the Brooklyn Bridge to get home from work and saw this guy AND a magician in the middle of a photo shoot. Whatta town

I watched “Ratatouille” for the first time yesterday and can’t stop thinking about how when Remy makes an omelette, it’s not actually a true French omelette. My brain is broken. (I liked the movie a lot!)

news New Yorkers can use this week

Instead of going to see the new Springsteen movie I’m just going to listen to “Frankie Teardrop” a few times

things bad, but Wilma is good

The bartender at my local is wearing a shirt modeled after the Minor Threat “Salad Days” EP except with the characters from “Hocus Pocus” and I have never loved my local more

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

wait wait wait what

you ever wake up one day and decide all you want to listen to is stuff that was marketing as “electronica” from the period between 1993ish to 2000ish or is that just me?

sigh theonion.com/it-only-tues...

On this day in 1989, Nine Inch Nails released their debut studio album “Pretty Hate Machine” featuring “Down in It" “Head Like a Hole" and “Sin"

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POV: it's 1995 and you're one of the first New Yorkers using E-ZPass to pay your toll E-ZPass NY was first introduced on the Verrazzano-Narrows Bridge on October 15, 1995, and it's still the fastest and easiest way to pay your tolls. If you don't have an account, sign up today at e-zpassny.com.

Tonight’s plans

I finally took the NYT “Are you a true New Yorker?” quiz and, well,

The Big Picture x @blankcheck.bsky.social with a draft category about the subway??? This was made just for meeeee

The public transit in Zootopia is extremely impressive

Things bad but I got a tattoo of Stella and that’s good

Watched the Creation Records documentary tonight and I think it’s gonna be a fuzzed-out British rock fall for me

SURPRISE! I released another Perpetual Stu song today for #BandcampFriday! It's called "Happier" and it's a song about being sad. Give it a listen! RTs appreciated, streams and downloads even more so! perpetualstu.bandcamp.com/track/happie...

I am at a Chicago bar in Brooklyn and when the Cubs won the entire bar, save for myself and my friend, refused Malort shots. What is wrong with these Cubs fans

happy 30th to a perfect album open.spotify.com/album/6tOe4e...

This is simultaneously not an especially radical theological belief and, politically speaking (especially in the U.S. context), quite a thing for Pope Leo to say. www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266859/...

being sick: do not recommend

Beginning December 8, F and M trains will permanently swap routes between Manhattan and Queens from approximately 6 am to 9:30 pm on weekdays. This change will provide faster, more reliable service to the 1.2 million riders who take the E/F/M/R trains every day. Details: mta.info/article/f-m-swap

Names of dispensaries I have seen in less than 24 hours in Anchorage: CannaBliss Canna Get Happy Anchorage Bowl And my favorite, DANKORAGE

rewatching You’ve Got Mail and just got hit with the realization that Meg Ryan’s character is absolutely a NIMBY

today’s good thing is we ride the Angel’s Flight funicular twice and it was delightful in both directions

found the worst car of all time

on the bright side, I am riding trains in Los Angeles

not that I was feeling particularly great about the state of journalism these days but this week is really breaking me re: the future of the industry, not gonna lie

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

Has anyone ever been hotter than these two men in this specific photo (RIP)