John Lurie
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Godzilla has appeared in 47 movies, yet his acting has never improved.
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Photograph of someone we are not sure we remember
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Kids! Now it is really true that one day when you grow up, you could be President. And perhaps, the greatest living painter of your time will make a painting in your honor.
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On May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix pitched a perfect game for 12 innings, only to lose in the 13th
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Scissors were invented in Egypt in 1500 BC
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Artist's soul corroded by assholism.
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In every breath you take there is one molecule of air from the last exhale of Cleopatra.
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Man destroys parking meter. And why not?
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It's like one of those movies where you think the monster is dead but he isn't.
2 months ago
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Abandoned amusement park.
3 months ago
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Democracy Now!
3 months ago
U.S. military veteran Anthony Aguilar, who worked as a security contractor at Gaza Humanitarian Foundation sites, says he was horrified by war crimes being carried out against starving Palestinians. "The sites have not only become death traps, they were designed as death traps."
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Bobo didn't believe in evolution, so God turned him into a flower.
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I believe that anyone incarcerated at Alligator Alcatraz who is not in the Epstein files should be released
4 months ago
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The skeleton in my closet has moved out to the garden.
5 months ago
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Everyone came to see the purple thing.
5 months ago
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Makes me happy to think of Mahmoud Khalil holding his son for the first time.
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Pigwolf was hopelessly lost but refused to admit it
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These are not the dots that connect it. Those are the other dots.
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"I was a coyote. Then I died. Then I came back as a coyote."
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I am watching bull riding on TV. At 72 years old, I realize that this is something I will probably never get to do. I would like to encourage young people to get in their bull riding now, before it is too late. You don't want to be sitting on your couch one day saying, "shit, I never road a bull."
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This is the exact moment Marge decided to murder her husband.
6 months ago
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At 72, I can still move quicker than Kyrie Irving, but only if Stephen A Smith appears on my TV and I have to scramble for the remote
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Deeper than you think
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Aging centerfielder
7 months ago
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This party sucks
7 months ago
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This is the Easter Bunny's brother. His name is Earl.
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Gregg Popovich is one of my absolute favorite people and I would like to see him get well.
7 months ago
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Artists soul corroded by assholism.
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I am waiting on Trump to declare blooming flowers illegal
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People may not realize this, but as a musician I can tell you with some certainty - Kid Rock sucks
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the clearing
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The 2nd Amendment was installed to protect us from a tyrannical government. So perhaps guns should be outlawed but we should all have a Tomahawk missile or two lying around the house.
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They are grabbing people from their homes and off the street because they don't like what they said or wrote. This is fascism taking hold.
8 months ago
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Democracy Now!
8 months ago
Over a thousand protesters gathered in Somerville, Massachusetts, on Wednesday to demand the freedom of Rumeysa Ozturk, a Tufts PhD student and Fulbright scholar abducted by ICE agents. Ozturk is believed to have been targeted for co-authoring an opinion piece for her student newspaper about Gaza.
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The kids loved it when he made the cow head float.
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Hamdan Ballal
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I find it very odd when a policeman is younger than me. I suppose I have to get used to this as now they are all younger than me. Think I will ignore them completely and whack them in the shin with my cane from time to time
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When I get up in the morning, I think of the most awful, stupidest thing I can do and then I do it. This is my path to one day being president of the United States.
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Some people think we should get rid of pennies. I don't know why. I think we should get rid of time.
8 months ago
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They were weird but they saw something even weirder
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Shame that for a hundred years, master criminals have dreamed of robbing Fort Knox and now it will be pulled off by a couple of idiots.
9 months ago
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Dead Frog found on road with a lovely orange frame.
9 months ago
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I had hoped that one day I would be a slam dunker
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The bird from Passaic
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Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. Had he lived, today Abraham would be 216 years old and 95 feet tall.
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I never used to hate anyone until I saw the Snoop, Tom Brady commercial. Now I do.
9 months ago
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