humanity is doomed. the only thing that can save us is the electric guitar

Three years without Rick. Goddamn.

he fell for the soup!

help I can't find the classic tweet done in the courtroom dialogue format that's like: "prosecutor: and on the night in question she said you're fantastic shaggy: that's correct, your honor"

Scientific American was part of Springer Nature, Nature's parent company. It pains me to lose Dan and so many other brilliant science reporters as colleagues — and SciAm as a sister magazine. I stand in solidarity with @sciamunion.bsky.social working to secure better conditions for its employees.

Pretty disappointing we never got a Futurama gag based on this true story of Fermi and co. needing to get the football team to move around big blocks of uranium and graphite for them.

any two people on bluesky talking about the post office

If you had to pick, who would you say is your *favorite* mod punk three-piece from New England who is releasing new music on Wednesday?

Putting one of these bad boys on the windshield of the oil tanker

Devastating sports loss so I'm gonna cheer myself up tonight by reading about the development of the atomic bomb.

The real divide in American life isn't left or right, rural or urban, etc. It's whether you take "BOC" to mean Blue Öyster Cult or Boards of Canada

Gen Z baristas at this coffee shop playing "I'll Believe in Anything" for the second time in the past ten minutes. Total millennial cultural victory.

The agendas of old scientific and intellectual society meetings were all like 1. check out this cool snake 2. I discovered the nucleus

Played that 82-0 game a couple times but quit because I thought 72-10 was a wildly disrespectful number for my Curry/Cade/Dominique/Duncan/Wemby team compared to the win totals it spit out for inferior squads.

I realize I'm late on this (had to wait until close enough to the season's end that an AppleTV trial would take me through to the finale), but this enthusiast of Spooky Coastal Town horror gives a strong 👍👍 to Widow's Bay.

The Conner O'Malley Titleist hat/Iran tweet really should obviate all "here's how Trump voters think things are going" pieces

I used to consume absolutely every word of Nabokov's and am definitely familiar with this list of 20th c masterpieces, but I had no idea there was video of him discussing it. The face he makes when the interviewer points out there are no Americans on the list is DIABOLICAL.

woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism

Thinking about my favorite NBA player www.youtube.com/watch?v=utx9...

I'm focusing on the most minute shit rn but some of those Dylan Harper rebounds were insane for a rookie guard.

No Spurs fan will ever forget Boris.

chicken in a wemby jersey

Everyone on the team got a moment tonight (including Harrison Barnes because it's his birthday).

Seattle's own Mitch Johnson taking down the Thunder...beautiful.

Julian Champagnie 2025-2026 Rebounding Highlights - TOO TUFF (8 min 17 sec)

As a connoisseur of 3&D wings, Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals being The Julian Champagnie Game is everything to me. I am infinite. I have ascended.

Screaming LUKE KORNET along to the chorus perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/track/melody...

take it from me, you will find plenty of off-color masculine banter in academia if that's what you're looking for

Left out of the article is that UAW helped write the bill and organized a rally attended by thousands of people earlier this month!

One thing that I am absolutely certain about tonight or any night is this: Doomsaying about Paxton winning a dipshit GOP primary being some kind of statement about TX as an unredeemable geography is never going to change anything about TX politics, or make anyone's life better, ever

rip sonny rollins 🕊

[used: 1x ‘potion that makes you say hell yeah’] me: hell yeah

re: LRT: what are everyone's favorite margin scribblings they've seen in books? someone wrote the entire lyrics to the Moldy Peaches' "Jorge Regula" in the copy of Nabokov's Pnin that I own

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

I'm in Yosemite and shortly after spotting a bear on my hike, I stopped at the restaurant in the Valley visitor center where they were playing Ginuwine's "Pony." So what I'm saying is it's at least conceivable that some California brown bears have heard a Timbaland production.

Widow's Bay sounds like it's extremely For Me, and I'm excited for a couple days from now when I can execute a tactical, precise 30 day AppleTV trial that ends after the last episode has been released.

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE (1986)

RIP to former NBA player Jason Collins, the first openly Gay, active, male pro athlete. Hard to explain what a big deal it was in 2014 when Collins signed with the Nets. He took number 98 in tribute to Matthew Shepard, the Gay teen murdered in a horrific hate crime. JC was brave and will be missed.

Dylan Harper and Stephon Castle competing for my affections again...thankfully there's enough love to go around.

Being invited to remember some guys with my dad.

It's a bummer Wemby lost his cool but having the ejection in the Lenny Kravitz-accompanied highlight package was extremely funny.

This just popped up on FB. Never seen this one before. What a fantastic picture of the great man

Julian Champagnie 2025-2026 Rebounding Highlights - TOO TUFF (8 min 17 sec)

イカこわい。がんぼるぞい… translation: I'm afraid of squid.

We need to talk about Dylan Harper

12:42 pm going back for more Awofofora