lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

just look at that ballroom larry

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

Casablanca (1943) - 0:17:24 Dir. Michael Curtiz Runtime 102 minutes 🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/casablanca/

If you’re throwing Vance out there to say stuff like this I think you’re mega fucked and I don’t think I’m wishcasting. He’s the sweatiest, least convincing salesperson and people know what they saw.

Every nightmare story about Grok brings us closer to the true singularity:

*squints at next holiday on calendar* Okay

Horace Grant wasn’t shitty, just forgotten. Even though I had zero interest in professional sports at the time, I always had respect for a pro athlete with glasses

We are the world's bad guys. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/we-are-the...

there's something interesting happening in the discourse right now feels a little generational. like, if your primary understanding of US imperialism is limited to the last 20 years or so and focused on the Arab world, what's happening in Venezuela seems really new and different. but, uh...

Joe Strummer soundtrack to boot

Deejay, bring that Neruda beat back one more time

Waking up and remembering my Eduardo Galeano

Brought to you by the winners of the FIFA and Nobel Peace prizes

It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Time to cryogenically freeze Katheryn Bigelow for twenty years so she can make a valorizing movie about how Americans who do a My Lai on the Orinoco River are sad actually

Best Records of 2026 (so far) - GBV "Silver Tongue Mailbox" - Robert Pollard "Boy Scout Hibernation" - GBV "Porridge Time for the Chimney Sweeps"

Not official until they update this

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

The Beatles: Get Back - Episode 3 (2000) - 2:06:40 Dir. Peter Jackson Runtime 138 minutes 🚬 x 83, or one cigarette every 1.66 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-beatles-get-back-episode-3/

I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands

Marty Supreme was quite great I thought but it’s fine to not like it! There are plenty of bits to analyze and debate. But you sometimes get howling obtuse reviews, like the one in the Boston Globe that is further evidence of their post-Ty Burr critical death spiral (Hunter Thompson quote unrelated)

I read The Power Broker, and it rocked.

MARTY SUPREME MARTY SYPREME MARTY SUPREME

A Lean Night

Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??

On our way from Stockholm, It started to snow, And you said it was like Christmas, But you were wrong, It wasn't like Christmas at all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iipp...

Dec 24th - Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts of his former business partners, who tell him he will be visited by more ghosts to teach him the error of his ways. 📽️📅 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

Last minute gift ideas

"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States. Juice.

60 Minutes (Series, 1968 - )

His Girl Friday is kind of crazy tonally like it really is proto-Coen Bros shit

Me when I had my first positive Covid test

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said

Me when I saw House of Gucci

Guess I'll post this again

Many are calling him “Kash for Klunkers” Patel

💬Manufacturing non-consent