holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

Four sequels to this would heal the nation

Ah shit

Turns out A Serious Man is set in the same world as Burn After Reading.

Is it a cheat that he counted both parts of Kill Bill as one movie?

Top three Shakespeare film adaptation, along with West Side Story and 10 Things I Hate About You

your skies too gloomy, your load too heavy, your gales are too early, they'll kill you

50 years of ZUMA. Just like everyday, it's a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever.

*Taps the sign*

The one upside to the Democrats being who they are is that there will always be opportunities to watch The Fireman’s Ball (1967, Miloš Forman)

this is just to say

Pure Journalism

The only Big Noon Kickoff show I recognize

Cameron Diaz’s Irish accent in “Gangs of New York” is down there with Julia Roberts in “Michael Collins” and the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...

My 100% accurate and scientific take is the Daily News is the only true NYC paper. The Post is the newspaper for your racist uncle in Nassau County who thanks every cop he sees for their service, while the Times is now an international lifestyle magazine powered by word puzzles and rage clicks

“Ah, come on, give me The Daily News! They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them a New York City paper!”

Panicky 2017 stories about VA Dems maybe blowing it --> panicky 2025 stories about NJ Dems maybe blowing it

The gold doubloon in an article full of money quotes: “That was the other legacy of Dick Cheney: fiasco. The wars he wanted did not showcase American power. They put on display American weakness, avarice, futility and manic resource extraction.”

“[Cheney] died on Monday, aged 84. What do you do with a life like his, at its end? Shiver at the thought of it, mostly. Bury him in a salt cavern. Bury him face down.”

Today’s as good a day as any to remind you all that this exists and to remind myself that I have the series on DVD

He’s MLB’s answer to Zidane

this website is fun tonight you're all doing great

BÉISBOL

Vlad the Mad Lad

you know this made it hurt even more

good morning to no one except the woman who dressed up like an AMC movie theater for the halloween parade

"I can't tell you what sights they showed me," Trump said after meeting with The Cenobites. "But I think a lot of people are gonna be very happy with what they showed me." "The President can spend his time how he wants," Schumer cautioned. "But he should consider the kind of message he's sending"

Disassociating because I had to engage with a trick-or-treater dressed as an ICE agent fifteen minutes before I saw this

Top five Altman. Hell, three maybe?

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

The Century of American Humiliation must be continued by a World Series win for the Montreal Expos 2.0

Official KHive (2019-2020) Provisional KHive (2020-2024) Continuity KHive (2025-2027) Real KHive (2035-2036) New KHive (2039- ) New KHive [Armed Struggle Faction] (2039- )

Happy Saint Crispin’s Day to all who celebrate

Adams after the Knicks game:

happy birthday Weird Al 🥳

#StillWithHim #ItsStillHisTurn

Imagine if Zuck and Boss Baby went straight from the Telepod to the kiddie pool

"So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm a Maine Oysterman, you will agree".

How I feel about political candidates