A good World Cup and I will be pushing the Bruno Ballon D’or agenda all year long

Casemiro’s game numbers vs. Brentford: 86% pass accuracy 85 touches 12 tackles attempted 11 tackles won 9 clearances 7 passes into the final third 3 shots 2 interceptions 2 fouls won 1 goal Absolutely immense performance that

Perhaps I’m goated

Glory Glory Man United!!! Champions League is coming back to Old Trafford!! We’re winning the league next season!! Bruno is 2 assists away from breaking the record

Mourinho time

Show me something good here Zirkzee

Fuck Neville. What could Lammens have done there

Of course United gotta go and make us nervous 😭

I trust Michael Carrick at right back more than Dalot

If Dalot was the last man alive in the world, he would fluff it up somehow and humanity would go extinct

Dalot man…

Mount best performance was always at the left 10 position so I’ll be interested to see if he can make an impact today

Where is my beloved Dorgu 😭

MAGUIRE. WOW

Luck is on our side today

I was gonna praise Carrick for the early sub this game, but it’s looking like a “here damn” situation 💀

Horrible touch from Mbeumo. His first touch has been pretty consistently bad this season

No foul??? He pulled him down

Kayode is such a class right back. I’m jealous

I actually think Carrick is prepping for Dorgu to come on. We play like this for a bit to throw them off and force them to make a tactical change for this formation before switching back to 433 with Dorgu on for either Shaw or Dalot

Dalot is generational when it comes to looking busy. He’s constantly moving and pointing but somehow still manages to achieve nothing

Ruben is that you?

The only solution to replacing Casemiro’s aerial presence is to bring back Fellaini

Also the (Red) shit is so funny to me for some reason 💀

I’m so happy that Mainoo stayed

As Rio Ferdinand once said…

Bruno is gonna break that record

Sesko!!!

Amad was more than a mile offside there 💀

Lammens ❤️

Defense need to lock in. What was Heaven doing

What was that defense 😭

We might have to hire a magician to make Amad regain his form

Mbeumo and Dorgu goal today

The goat returns?

Beautiful dribbling from Godts

Red Card Play on

King’s dead

For today only, I guess there’s two teams we call United

Elliot Anderson would be such a dream. If Baleba is the second midfielder we bring in then I actually don’t mind, but if he’s the main midfield coup then we might be in trouble

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He’s aliveeeee

Hitler vs Stalin ass offense

The Lucien Agoume dream is gone... 😭

Van de Ven is interesting because he has all the traits of an elite defender except for the fact that he’s not very aggressive which leads to him getting dribbled past a lot and him being bad in the air.

Estevao got a grade four hamstring… that’s basically his muscle falling straight off the bone. Prayers out to him

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Amazing thread