putting piercings on my hitachi head so i can feel something

gay bitches r too hot

prickly green thing 🌵

they fab for cutie

lesbians when they say they don’t want to fuck cis men

DAMN IM SLACKING ON THESE

seesaw

trying to make a trans woman cum

balancing act

hey babe come cuddle i got an autumn for crippled children on vinyl. ya the one where they sound like they’re crying. uh sure u can bring ur stupid shark. y r u meowing? hurry up and can u pls take off the cat ears we’re literally just going to cuddle

youre right babe, every single one of my posts are about you including the one where i say “if water was cum id be more hydrated”

look babe its not my fault you took me seriously, my entire existence is a shitpost, a passion project if you will, your honor

for my last trick, i will eat myself ouroboros style

I said it before and it warrants saying again: with the prevailing fascism and concomitant recession, sex workers are struggling Esp Black Sex Workers Please support them in any way you can. Every little helps, but little shouldn’t be the measure to aim for

Why choose between success and happiness when you can have neither

when u exit the back roomussy

my wife hot

got fucked in the asshole in the backrooms and i’ll i got was an mri settlement

government-issued smart cum rag. it detects when ur abt to cum and furiously jumps on ur dick sucking up the cum. after analysis it either freezes it & calls in a drone to haul it off to the baby factory or it hops on ur face facehugger style and forces the cum down ur throat

Celibacy? Celibussy.

This was the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

starting a group of bene gesserit but only femcel trannies who partake in political lesbianism can join

prolonging my estrogen shot so i can be a transphobic incel online

ovulation, like penetration is also transphobic.

evilmogging my nicecel nemesis

thoughts and prayers to these insecure bitches 🙏

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

Good morning to evil transsexuals only

going to a sapphic pray party... we're praying for u hoes 🙏

they don’t make lesbian movies like this anymore and that’s so sad

Single White Female: Sapphic Erotic Horror

she be spreading my masa & eating my bean females for Christmas

lobster too butter jugs too juicy

single white female

brought an extra bottle of t cream to my besties house so we can party >:]

the shorter the bang the downer the bitch is equivalent to the thinner the eye brow the downer the bitch which is equivalent to the higher the sock the downer the foo

every day i think about the larry june and 2chainz collab

r u a content creator or u just like to copy and paste ur diary thoughts on a selfie gif and put whatever trending song is in ur search bar?

like and subscribe for more dank bible memes

women’s accessory

i’m treez’ sleep paralysis demon

oh and i use all my sex work equipment for natural lighting and decoration

i don’t have sex anymore i use my hitachi magic wand as a mixer, my dildos as skewers, my fantasy dildos as center pieces and my butt plugs as napkin holders

Assigned depressivesuicidalatmosphericblackMetal At Birth

assigned 90semoviolence at birth

he’s pretending to be a different cat from the one who woke me up at 2am to play

peeing in the square toilet at wendy’s