ok i am officially officially legally a woman with a new name

showing this to my surgeon

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

Sagittarius: Put down that knife. Pick it up again. Lick the knife. Lick the dull side. Or the sharp side, whatever. The world is an ant colony and you are its emperor.

Cancer: With long work hours, romantic relationships, and getting 8 hours of sleep, it’s hard to find time to take a moment to remember that life is meaningless.

mommy i mean mommy mommy i mean mommy

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #135 I vant my bord (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

being gay is just one upping your gf on nudes till someone taps out

do i have a genital preference? yeah, i prefer them in my mou- *gets yanked offstage by a comically large cane*

i am manifesting mewtwo frieza 🔮

ok if i stay consistent for another month with working out i will get a gym membership

sorry i went for a walk and forgot to ask the puppygirls if they wanted walkies :/

women’s accessory

the .3 was just the tip

you know whats cool lesbian sex that shit is fucken the bees knees

what a beautiful day to sit on the cuck chair

u know sometimes i have hope bc i went to the derm and all the receptionists and the derm were like the sweetest ladies ever

sorry guys i did the diarrhea thing :/

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff #134 i’m going to shoot myself with my walky talky (mon/tue/thurs/fri)

some older lady called me a doll everything is ok

one of my favorite bands dropped a new single and i leaked all over my pants sentientruin.bandcamp.com/album/cogwheel

Today's plans? Ponder the orbs (blatantly stare at some fat tits)

feliz jueves

kiki’s delivering deez nutz service

you know whats cool lesbian sex that shit is fucken the bees knees

Transfem Always Sunny but they're all in a polycule

u ever think about fucking the orbs that are being pondered

you know what’s hotter than this heat? hot transsexuals in ur area

If I had a nickel for every time 90s genre television did lesbian selfcest, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

This is rape

gap factory always send me coupons and i always get a lil teehee moment like why yes thank you i am GFBONUS i do deserve a discount

if not, be the godiva ghoul titties you want to see in the world

phlegmboy

y is everybody talking about femboys again

once again, tired

what if instead of actually finishing making the smoking muzzle i just kept drawing it>:) 🖤🖤🖤

you're embarrassing her !! sketch commission 💗

i miss my piercings and all the ones i want to get but can’t :(

LIVE for a little bit www.twitch.tv/knifebun

Pedofascist necrostate sounds like a grindcore band but unfortunately it's just the u s of a

ICE killed another person.

looking down at my tits n i c e

my pussy bro

he’s got responsibilities

So we’re wrecking the planet and enriching billionaires so Google can answer my question with an old Reddit post great work everyone

Joan Sebastian Guerrero is the name of the victim of the fatal ICE shooting yesterday morning in Maine he was 26 years old and had his life stolen. he was a friend, son, neighbor, and member of the beautiful and vibrant community that is Biddeford, Maine may he rest in peace

happy nonbinary day do not perceive me or i will explode u into a fine powder for paste to use on various crafts

*farts*

i got nothing