Not much of a silver lining, but I do feel like this makes it sliiiiightly likelier that our hideous avatar ends up in the Hague

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

one thing about congress that's become very blatant in my life is that they actually kinda enjoy the executive bypassing them all the time to do military shit. this way, their fingerprints don't have to be on any of it. preferring a lack of responsibilities and accountability to their own power.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Shed a tear! My favorite spot to perform in my hometown. Hope I can get in for a farewell show.

it's the year of linux on your desktop [threat]

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵

Today is the *first* day you can repost this...

It is kind of wild that no big media outlet has busted open the story of who is making DHS' posts on X. Whoever that may be is certainly plugged into hardcore white supremacist internet propaganda with a harder edge. "Groyper" would be underselling it. This is Daily Stormer-tier sludge.

it’s all i’ve got

People who use bluesky labelers, are there any labels on my account? What are they??

Mamdani hagiographic bway extravaganza when

In a GameStop near Union Square in Manhattan maybe 20 years ago. Peter Dinklage came in with a dog, a HUGE dog, like considerably bigger than him. I asked if I could say hi to the dog and I was petting it a lot while he asked the clerk if they had "Mario, for Playstation?"

January 1 is more than just the start of a new year; it's Public Domain Day! This year, early versions of Betty Boop, Pluto (as Rover), and Ub Iwerks' Flip the Frog - as well as nine Mickey shorts - will each be available to the public. www.cartoonbrew.com/classic/publ...

My letterboxd is a very informative and useful resource for potential viewers

deadass?

catching up on Stranger Things S5: action sequences remain pretty strong, but I feel like the dialogue writing took a real nosedive

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

Punk Rock Xmas this Saturday 12/27 in LA at The Three Clubs Come out if you’re in town!! www.eventbrite.com/e/punk-rock-...

Merry Christmas yall!

Merry Christmas to America, from America

🎶 Out on the road today Saw a Propaghandi wrap around a Cybertruck Little voice inside my head said Dang that sucks, that could never not suck I thought I knew what punk was What did I know Those trucks are so fashtastic I hope this one gets towed... 🎶

Finally checking out Marvel Suns. Guess I thought it was gonna be designed more like Freedom Force (2002). Wish someone would remake that gameplay, it was just the exact right way to do a 3D superhero tactical brawler.

Lol @mc.frontalot.com called it:

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

Sing it with me: Cardi B told us!!!

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

This game is fun btw

no idea if this will be a good movie or not, I’m just ecstatic to see a poster like this for an upcoming movie — peak of the artform, IMO

Here's hoping they are at least the normal amount bad at Acrobat. Page after page of black rectangles added to new top layers.

wolf attack

Every time there’s some new stupid gold adornment, I think of @mc.frontalot.com, Adam WarRock, and Sole’s collab “I Can See.” Sole’s line toward the end in particular: “Give us liberty or give us that robe, fool. Ain’t no linens in this kingdom that are torch-proof.” youtu.be/dKAimpMz5_c?

what I want trans kids, queer kids, and gender nonconforming kids to know: you are loved you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)

US House of Reps has passed a bill to criminalize trans healthcare for people under 18. This bill can be still stopped in the Senate, call/write your senators & ask them to oppose. Californians: @schiff.senate.gov www.schiff.senate.gov/contact/ @padilla.senate.gov www.padilla.senate.gov/contact/

The eventual GOP rebrand to "fresh, new, and NOT a bunch of Nazis anymore!" is going to be deeply hollow and unconvincing, and the whole of the news media will lap it up and barf it noisily into our every waking moment

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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

Caught up with @megaran.com last night in Oakland. Here he is making quick work of some Cena bars at the hotel

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

Time traveler from 1925: this bottle says... Oatmeal shampoo? You're saying you EAT your shampoo?? Me: Don't be ridiculous. What I'm saying is we rub food in our hair

"Come on dog, let's go to the poo. The poop place. The poo-poo world." -me just now, unable to remember the word 'outside'

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I don't want to pay for the next fifty years of extremely righteous and correct judgments awarded to everyone getting their rights trampled during this period. What if we just give them 100% of everything owned by the offending agents, including whatever their organs are worth on the open market.

someone please leak tens of thousands of instances of people uploading an image & asking chatgpt if their dick is big enough

Vote for prosperity, strength, and glory! Vote for President Racist Bitch Baby

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To the dog, who went all the way around the block but refused to dook one out: I know it's cold, but you cannot poop in the house, okay? You got that? I'm going to need a verbal yes or no.