FYI for all the loadpigs out there, it's shaping up to be a huge laundry day

So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Nuremberg Trial?

on this day remembering the "ate the bones" KFC ad campaign

The amazing Ham-Powered Man. He gets the ham, and he's off!

would be more like The Long Talk if it were women right

My god… this sandwich… it’s made of pure lunch

Whew! That's a masterpiece

Woke is back baby

I just initiated a new Great Vowel Shift, hop on in we're making English even worse

It's so hard to watch the walls, but I love to leave the cave!

Out of the house early enough today that I could go to the good coffee shop instead of buying dogwater at the dogwater store

No one: Millenials: I bet you don't even know what a cassette is Rogar the Unassailable: This "cassette".. Can it be used for battle?

Flea Juggling...

sunshine cats :)

Is that a challenge

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pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin

the detestable neelix

Mom: We have Steven Lockjaw at home

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Bilewater is nasty and I hate Bilewater

Truly unreal to have an Aimee Terese jumpscare on my timeline in the year 2025

Cud Zero®

No Estrellas

So the leaders of Shurinbaal are dead? Good. They shall trouble House Redoran no longer.

Trekkies are the wokest and most correct among us. They had a million pronouns on the Enterprise

Shout out to my friend and yours Timor-Leste

Long Live Beyonce Knowles! - Music Fan

chilling in the outer sanctum

Pope Bob is making a big play. He's getting back what Henry VIII took. The Holy See does not forget

You've broken the rules of House Hlaalu, sweetie. It brings tears to my eyes when I think about your disloyalty. Maybe you can make amends and make everything better.

We are learning now that Platner called Portuguese "wet Italians" which doesn't really rank with the other comments but will go on the pile nonetheless

Mr. Diarrhea, Mr. Bob Diarrhea

(Ghostbusters fan proposing to a Ghostbusters fan) Bill you Murray me?

A man stood up. He looked exactly like Albert Einstein, which will come as a surprise to you later. "My name is Albert E." he said, "but you should be more concerned with LIBERTY." What the audience did next to cause noise with just their hands shocked even God.

Inventing a new kink called Mobyplay. No details as yet

WOW! JD Vance is doing his spectacular "Vance Dance" choreographed dance to trigger the libs and cucks! He is wearing a satin shirt and very proud of his magnificent dancing.

We as a society gave a man money for 50 years to create something called Funky Winkerbean

Ruptured Achilles tendon sproinging up the entire leg and whipping the prostate like a snapped towel

Wish there was a way to text my cat

Every friend group has that one homie that's been completely entombed

We've all got that one homie who does not suffer fall damage

theyre saying that the country is going to be renamed “Evilsburg”. so instead of “United States of America” or “USA” were going to start going by “Evilsburg”. How do you feel about this change

I think the object lesson from these obviously bogus mortgage fraud indictments is: Stop buying multiple houses

Opening a new bag of beans for the final batch of Thermos Thursday coffee

(Millennial being called by the Blood Vortex) Erm is this Blood Vortex gluten free