OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/

Apologies to my neighbors, my dogs and anyone who walked past the house as I screamed: ‘I don’t want a fucking app for my fucking hair dryer!!’

'They put AI into the workplace to "speed up the creation of medical histories," and it just recommended a medication for an elderly woman (...) that would kill her until the end of the day. I want the complete dissolution of the Microsoft executive board that's selling AI to healthcare'

you can't tell me something makes you a 10x engineer then describe that it's roulette where it's 10x on a good pull and 0.1x on a bad, you're describing gacha programming

Slop-mopping: the act of cleaning up or otherwise performing extra work as a result of a coworker’s use of generative AI

The best way to understand current AI tech is to see them as incredibly dense databases which are very efficient both at storing large amounts of data and at querying that data. They are capable of generalization, but only for tasks that you can prove are viable through manifold analysis.

"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."

Hoping 2026 is a big year for auto-turret accidents.

Wow this technology is forcing me to confront difficult questions about the nature of selfhood or whatever

Sam Altman was right - this unironically is PhD-level intelligence

Most Londoners have no idea how involved the cops are in urban design. The cops said that local gangs were hiding drugs in the flowers, by which they mean there were brown people hanging out there, so a park now looks like this. Vid www.instagram.com/reel/DUJRDNJ...

Hasbro owns the trademarks for Wizards of the Coast and is therefore the controlling company of Magic: the Gathering snd Dungeons and Dragons. D&D and M:tG will not get another cent from me until this deal is dead.

A global reserve currency, if you can keep it

Pear programming

While I much prefer functional programming, thanks in large part due to Elixir, while I am working on this legacy Ruby code base, I am happy to see that my OOP skills and knowledge is still intact. Studying design patterns and BDD and all that stuff all those years ago is still coming in handy

No no see I meant fuck _your_ feelings

Writing a CLI tool that requires a JavaScript runtime on the host machine, without a very good reason for it, is a type of legal crime

Hilarious take on the recent "C compiler from scratch by LLM"

This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...

Sounds to me like overwhelming evidence that it _should_ collapse

Wanna recommend D2 for your text-to-diagramming needs. Mermaid.js is really popular, but D2 is great and also it's a binary CLI, making it great for custom integrations. There is also an official Obsidian plugin that works perfectly. 5/5 Hellgorithms

Me in Caves of Qud rushing through the rainbow wood while my companions get eaten by slimes

Consider that Sam Altman has explicitly suggested self-diagnosis as a use case for his product that you can do today. Honestly the bubble bursting is not enough. Sam Altman at the very least should be prosecuted

It is such a rare thing for a piece of software I rely on daily to get better, friendlier, and more open over time. What do we call this? Engemification?

Anything you can do in Obsidian you can do from the command line. Obsidian CLI is now available in 1.12 (early access).

Reorient state policy not around GDP but GDFT (Gross Domestic Free Time) and watch a better world follow

Post a banger that isn’t in English

an image flashed in my head of a discord exec seeing everyone get together in IRC in protest and rambling to himself like the grinch trying to figure out christmas: "they chat without exclusive unlock quests. they chat without memes. they chat without emojis, video chat, and streams."

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Keep him! “Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“

Bet search frequency for Matrix got a noticeable bump today

When the elected opposition fails to oppose, participatory democracy means doing it ourselves

This will seriously disrupt aid getting into the county. Any country that even wants to pretend to care about Cuba and sovereignty needs to bring jet fuel to Cuba immediately

Shit, he is really going through it. Kind of feel bad for him.

fortunately it looks like html5zombo.com, created shortly after browsers stopped allowing flash, is still alive, it just doesn't autoplay

I have now had two friends in the last year come to me excitedly with transcripts of LLM conversations to ask me what I think, and when I look it is just insane jargon-laden "breakthroughs" about the nature of reality and/or consciousness. I hate this technology so fucking much man.

“Prompt engineers” who believe they are skillfully coaxing the machine into doing the right thing by giving it a persona (e.g. “you are a senior software engineer with 10 years of experience”) are in fact getting random chance. Yet another example that you cannot believe self-reports on these things

In a recent episode of TrueAnon, Liz mispronounced "semiautomatic handgun" as "semiotic handgun" and my first thought was Caves of Qud

This performance opens right up with my MK Ultra activation sequence

Look, for Old House Reasons my home office gets excessively hot in the winter. And then I'm supposed to change clothes just to take the trash out?

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Kid Rock more like kid fuck

I’d simply parry the RPG

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

Nothing is said in the telegram about the seven and the six.

Hollywood producer Barry Josephson to Jeffrey Epstein: “I've been thinking a lot about that question that you asked bill gates 'how do we get rid of poor people as a whole'"

Free tip, any candidate who says “The top 50 Epstein affiliates, starting with Trump and Musk, will be imprisoned, and every last penny of their families’ wealth expropriated” will win >40 states in 2028.