Yes, the Pope may be soft on crime, but his alter ego, The Vatman, takes justice into his own hands.

This Dynasty PPV has some bold-ass booking. Shit rocks.

Tapping my fingers on my wife’s belly right before she unboxes my son.

I think trump is just mad that the pope is speaking about loving poor people and stuff, and not doing what the previous popes usually do (pardon pedophiles).

I love Thekla because if you asked her about nu metal she would say Korn sucks and then tell you to listen to “real shit” like Spineshank.

What if Orange and Roddy brought out Toni Storm?

We don’t talk enough about how Ryan Dunn saying “I would have known if I ate that.” is one of the funniest line deliveries in comedy history.

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

I cannot express enough how much pro wrestling kicks ass.

If you think passes to a wine & paint night makes for a good gift, you are not a good friend and deserve hell.

30 years of pitchfork coverage has led to this (derogatory)

Here's the HD version

Finally, a politician had the balls to say what’s been at the top of all of our minds.

My “not involved in human trafficking” press conference has a lot of people asking me questions already answered by my press conference.

I too am throwing a press conference to tell people that I did not have a relationship with Jeffery Epstein.

I will never be as mean as someone with read receipts.

Every annoying "music guy" I ever met in college in the mid-2000s is represented!

They fucked up by not calling this Ruth’s Christ

*lights cigarette* ahhhh

got a much needed long laugh from this

Announcer: It’s time to play… Studio audience: “HIGH-IQ” POSTER OR AT THE DRIVE-IN LYRICS!!!

So, because nothing happened is everyone just gonna blow past the fact that the sitting president of the US publicly threatened that a whole civilization of people will die?

Imagine wanting to listen to RFK Jr. through your headphones.

Sometimes you break your routine and go to the bar out of fear of nuclear war and then you end up seeing I Am The Avalanche and The Menzingers. Life is a wild ride.

Far-right influencers who proudly helped put us in this situation: Oops haha Liberals: Love this. No Hague for you

Hundred bucks to whoever hits him with a shovel.

*Watching literal countdown to nuclear war on the news* Me to clients today: We’re really excited to show you our newest round of banner ads.

My Irish Catholic mom was swingin for the fuckin fences with this one.

DUA lipa?!

April. It starts with fools and ends with this fool. Amirite?!

Nintendo should let Wario say the c-word

A Blackberry/Dumb Money double-feature for long-haired bandanna guys played by dude the internet loves.

One Battle After Another is PTA’s first “movie,” everything he made before was a “film.”

Wolverine can’t be circumcised

SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness

I love that the Minnesota Twins’ biggest rival are their owners.

If you look closely, you can see a dude just goin to fuckin town on himself.

I’ve said this for years now, social media is like giving megaphones to a room full of kindergarteners.

Finally, a biblically accurate Charles Barkley

Hopefully I will never have to acknowledge anyone with the last name Bondi ever again.

I genuinely do not know who Masters of the Universe is for.

Good. I can’t stand any of them.

I know it's grammatically correct, but saying, "champing at the bit," is fuckin bullshit.

We need a president who travels in a blimp named The Riddle

This was a country with cigarette machines but now I need an email and a password to get into my tv.

My favorite Batman villain is Scarecrow because he invented salvia.

I will never not laugh at this