Guy Fieri’s Tattoo Artist
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What the fuck am I even talking about?
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Before I nuked my Twitter account, I went back and screenshot a bunch of Harris Wittels tweets. And since today is the 11th anniversary of his death, I’m gonna post them here.
3 months ago
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Not the point of this post, but with his hand raised, he becomes 5’6”
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about 18 hours ago
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The iPad shows the clip of Alex Jones losing Infowars.
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about 20 hours ago
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I’m sorry, but when it comes to a box of chocolates, I would actually like to know what I’m gonna get.
about 20 hours ago
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I love when a Chinese restaurant has a cuck chair.
1 day ago
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Using Nancy Pelosi to solicit donations is some galaxy brained shit.
1 day ago
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Rax is bringing OJ the Alien back onto our timelines. Thank you.
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2 days ago
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Brendel
2 days ago
“The creating is the fun part”
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Emma™
3 days ago
havent watched yet but what a fucking title
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uox4...
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Looksmaxxing and the Rise of Male-to-Male Transsexuals
YouTube video by Alexander Avila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uox4OMC50-4
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One of my favorite McSweeney’s of all time.
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4 days ago
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Gary E Malfa
6 days ago
AEW PPVs rule because there is almost 100% chance you will see both the Costco guy AND a skull crack open
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AEW’s Double or Nothing PPVs haven’t always been my favorite, but goddamn if the last two years’ events haven’t been damn near wall-to-wall bangers.
6 days ago
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The greatest wrestling feud of all time is Darby Allin vs his own spine.
#AEWDoN
6 days ago
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Shoutout to Jericho, the Elite, the Hurt Syndicate, and Jack Perry on deciding to go with “wedding DJ” for their Stadium Stampede gear.
#AEWDoN
6 days ago
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Thekla should have like five different barcode tattoos.
#AEWDoN
6 days ago
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When a WWE troll calls AEW a “glorified stunt show,” has anyone ever replied with, “Well yeah, because that kinda what pro wrestling is.”
6 days ago
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Mox vs Kyle is a great battle against two very similar but different types of wrestling perverts.
#AEWDoN
6 days ago
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It’s ok, Konosuke Takeshita, you may not have a family anymore, but you’ll always have Cinnabon.
#AEWDON
6 days ago
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A Prime bottle
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6 days ago
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👼™
7 days ago
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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David Slack
7 days ago
If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?
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This online auction item will easily clear 500 billion dollars.
7 days ago
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This is the same guy who went to a UFC fight the same weekend he went to war with Iran. Jesus Christ, this is so funny.
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8 days ago
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Change the owl to a cigarette and call it Heaters.
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9 days ago
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*Tipping fedora to my wife* Join me for a cum, m’lady?
9 days ago
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Gillian Branstetter
10 days ago
Lmao
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Gravel Influencer
10 days ago
Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped
www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
10 days ago
They mean as acceptable targets
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Tim Onion
11 days ago
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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I quickly became the “funny guy” employed at the Comedy Mother Ship by saying stuff like, “I need to go to the bathroom take a mental health dump.”
11 days ago
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Just got out of Obsession, and I too write “Do not eat” on my pill bottles.
13 days ago
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It’s actually Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein’s monster.
13 days ago
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Grace Freud
18 days ago
I’m an entry level siren.
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Martha Marcy May Marlene and Grogu
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14 days ago
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He’s going to kill Patrick Mahomes
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14 days ago
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Kalvin the Reindeer
14 days ago
COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.
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If I may…
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15 days ago
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I could fix Gina Carano and Sydney Sweeney, I just don’t feel like it.
16 days ago
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Hard LOL
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16 days ago
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It has come to my attention that Silent Hill is located in St. Louis.
16 days ago
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Look at my FBI Director, dawg…
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16 days ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
17 days ago
doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool
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17 days ago
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Kansas City DSA
21 days ago
🦋NO ICE IN KC. 🦋 TAKE THE PLEDGE. Kansas City should be a sanctuary, not a hunting ground. Today, KC DSA and KC Ice Free are officially launching The Monarch Pledge, a commitment to keep ICE out of our neighborhoods and protect our undocumented neighbors from the machinery of deportation.
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Paul F. Tompkins
18 days ago
Killtony! Killtoni! Killtoné!
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Her: I bet he’s thinking about other women. Me: WHAT KINDA IRISH IS YOUR GRANDDAD!?
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19 days ago
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Men: What’s stopping you from looking like this?
19 days ago
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Today’s the only day you can post this.
20 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
21 days ago
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Fuck it. AEW should take place at other sports practice venues. Fastbrawl at batting cages, 2-Point Collision on a practice field, Body Slam Dunk on in an outdoor basketball court, Sudden Death on an air hockey table.
21 days ago
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The Screens of Pete and Pete
22 days ago
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