"it is the grim destiny of the ass that it must inexorably father the legs"

The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"

Not impeaching this president is an impeachable offense. Blocking articles of impeachment for this president is an impeachable offense. Not voting to remove this president is an impeachable offense. Ruling in favor of or voting for this president's policies is an impeachable offense.

Every member of Congress should draw up separate articles of impeachment for a different impeachable offense. Once those articles are rejected, draw up new articles of impeachment for those involved in rejecting it, and articles of impeachment for a new impeachable offense, or the same one again.

Anyone not actively involved in impeaching and no other activity should just resign. There is no government until he is gone. Pretending otherwise props up him, not government.

DC now knows the number to meet for Gretchen, let's see if they have the spine.

I really, deeply wanna play "If I Were A Lich, Man" and I think it would lose something being online but it'd be better than not playing it at all

men is too headache I am men, I am too headache, please let the drugs kick in soon

LitRPG is a genre that's been beat nearly to death by Sturgeon's Law but got dam if it isn't a great place to go if you need words that go down like a session beer like a whole genre on par with The Da Vinci Code

I've locked myself out of the bad ending but I have transformed the minute maid into panera lemonade that kills you so who can say if this is bad or not

They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now

I hate cleaning the bathroom and I never consider a bathroom to be "clean" but I sure do love using a cleaned bathroom

I'm tired and slow but if anyone would like to join me in a TTRPG Book Club I'd be happy to put it together

I do actually wanna play NES FF1 (with dungeon maps, I think, because some things just aren't fun for me), but so far I think FF2 is honestly my fave of the NES trio I've never gotten very far in FF3. I just really struggle to enjoy it, for some reason.

this is good and smart but what if no skills at all

I would perhaps like a life *more* ordinary, tbqh

this is not the semi charmed life i was raised to expect

Y'all I'm FREAKING OUT. I wrote a game for two players about wanting to fuck each other so bad you save the world from fascism about it. Caro's art perfectly encapsulates the game and I have been itching so bad to be able to share it Please go pre save the campaign for this one PLEASE

"I don't think that people should harass trans women and I think trans women who are wrong get treated disproportionately badly by the internet - so we need to not do that - but I'm also concerned about the aggressively hostile attitude towards sexuality" is probably too complex an opinion.

It was interesting to see how people reacted to the many trans women who were like "hey wait a second, I'm seeing some really nasty attitudes towards even the most milquetoast expressions of sexuality that springboarded off this, which I think is a bad trend".

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in terms of outcome, there is basically never and arguably cannot be a difference between a position of "we must purify social media of the perverts and degenerates because i find encountering them icky" and "we must ban pornography and queer people from visible life to protect the children"

“The great tragedy of science: The slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.”

I lost 2 colleagues to COVID. Many of in my family (myself including) grappled with all manner of strange new afflictions & conditions after have it one or more times. It was no joke.

I don’t like begging citing ill health (or at all) but I’m still recovering from the pneumonia and having trouble walking with my messed-up foot… if anyone can please spare a gift to help me keep a roof over my head, I could really use $95 for the 6th to the 8th to cover both room and deposit.

Me trying to justify being on X with its non-consensual porn and CSAM generator: “I’m just there for the Nazi content.”

the only episode of Gossip Girl I've ever seen is the big reveal finale

I still have to use Windows for some things and it seems to be just about every day now I'm seeing complaints about it sucking in new ways. So here's a little list of tools I use to make Windows not suck by debloating virtually everything out of it that makes it bad and making it more usable. 🧵

so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery! now I'm bedridden for recovery, fun! I'm still about 1400$ away from paying my electricity bill, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much! ko-fi.com/fooneturing

The World's Most Moral Military, or whatever the fuck they call themselves

it's weird as hell having a timeline on it's second day of examples of both "it is clearly wrong for any to be mad at being confused by this kink" and "what the fuck is wrong with these sex weirdos forcing their kinks on us" and only a little bit of "leave the modder alone jfc"

12 MONKEYS is close for me, but nothing can top the end of STAR TREK: TNG with “All Good Things…”

I don't know from best but I quite liked the final episode of Stargate: SG-1

The US has this odd cultural imperative to "grow out" of books with illustrations. It's a good idea to question this belief and see that there's no value in it. Just an old prejudice.

Ground control to Stacy’s mom

hey remember when you shut down and tried to blockade nadler as much as possible when he was pushing for impeachment instead of supporting him to the hilt

Reminder that when Scott Adams dies very soon we're going to have to deal with another wave of nazi fucks trying to get people fired and suspended from sites and shit. I'm not exactly saying "watch what you say," but what you're saying will be watched so plan accordingly.

milkshake duck hotel edition

The lesson of January 6th is that it does absolutely no good to prosecute the the violent foot soldiers if you're not going to prosecute the leaders and hold them accountable for their sedition under the full force of the law.

I will never forgive Trump voters. Ever. That is all.

Unsubstantiated first-person pieces that don’t make the slightest effort to “get the other side” made Weiss famous, made her site worth $150 million, and put her in charge of a major television news network. A recent thread: bsky.app/profile/bgru...

New — I wrote about how corporate media is immediately siding with power in the wake of Trump attacking Venezuela and capturing Maduro, and how journalists need to treat the administration as a hostile entity that’s openly lying to them.

If we banned gender reveal parties altogether I cannot imagine that we would collectively lose anything of value

five years ago the president of the united states incited an insurrection in order to try to retain power and it is a comprehensive failure at every level - media, law enforcement, courts, politicians and most of all the voters - that he has returned to power and threatens the stability of the world

This is so so deeply fucked. We live near a very busy highway/interstate exchange with a bunch of overpasses. Well, there were some kids that had tied a rope to a cinder block, so they could throw it over the side and scare people. Which is super fucked

this just so perfectly encapsulates the decades-long messaging failures by the dems

As someone who teaches academic Gender Studies at a liberal arts college, I am always darkly amused when people tell me my subject is useless. I'm not sure we have ever lived in a moment where we have more desperately needed Gender Studies to understand where we are.

okok I got it, we need to elect more of these dems and don't even think about purity testing them you ungrateful sack of shit

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month