To be clear: 75 bucks gets me 9900 GB and unlimited calls and messaging in Poland for a year, which: a goddamn steal.

Proletariat shopping spree whennnn Flash mob to strip the shelves of every walton family institution perhaps

the stove touching will continue until <redacted> get your food bank donations ready

I've never had to exist in society as a girl or woman and a lifetime of ridicule for failing to adhere to fashion standards no-one would ever actually describe to me means I am wholly, constitutionally incapable of comprehending my youngest's clothing hang-ups

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

Dresden Codak one-offs are some of my favorite gags in comics tbqh

*attempts to lift heart* *both arms comically pop off like my shoulder joints are velcro* Oooooh hate to see that happen.

I would honestly be stoked to witness the era of iron stars and black hole galaxies, each alone in their separate observable universes

My fav thing about the Mary Celeste is not that she was a ghost ship but that she survived the entire crew vanishing unscathed, was recovered and sold off and then subsequently deliberately sank off the coast of Haiti because the captain was running an insurance scam

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

TOO REAL! TOO FUCKING REAL, GREG oh my god

My waitlist for lowpoly avatar commissions is open again!! Info and links in replies 👇

The abundance of evidence of the Biden administration just looking the other way and being willing to supply arms to actions they knew violated international law will continue to grow

Republicans voted for this, and they’re monsters.

Concentration camps. For homeless people. CONCENTRATION CAMPS FOR PEOPLE WITH NO HOME TO RETURN TO.

“Muslims shouldn’t be allowed to hold public office” is now a mainstream position on the right.

The reason Bluesky is doing the "rude" post labeling based on keywords or downvotes is that for them it's an easy-to-do performative thing. "Hey, we're doing something!" Meanwhile actual harmful accounts (e.g. transphobes) can post their tripe freely because Jay thinks those are valuable ideas.

I say we take off and help the hamburger from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

From the article: "... hope for the best as Republicans promise an eventual health care vote, but not a guaranteed outcome?" DO NOT FALL FOR THIS, REPUBLICANS LIE AND BREAK PROMISES AS EASILY AS THEY BREATHE. IF YOU NEED A BACKBONE TO STAND UP AGAINST THEM, LET US KNOW.

like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane

If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon

New "don't threaten me with a good time" just dropped

wow, fuck Paramount

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

Liberal non-profits:

Do you know when this happened? Feels like a while ago right? IT WAS LAST YEAR

I am looking for two more TTRPGs to be added to this bundle so we can have 50 games/supplements included before the bundle goes live on Monday 👀

Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues

Let me get this straight. Heat dissipation is the hardest part of space, AND the hardest part of data centers, so their solution is to put data centers in space.

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

Abolish. Fire. Prosecute. This is the *moderate* position, by the way.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Sean Dunn should never have to buy his own lunch in this city again.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

Ask not what rights you're ready for trans people to lose so that the left wins. Ask yourself what rights you're ready to lose, yourself, so that the left wins. And if the answer is "I don't see how me losing rights is necessary for the left to win?", go take a long walk on a short pier.

i endorse this people zoo thread hunger games for the rich