Anyone hating in any way on the Springsteen release today needs to log off, dig through the snow, and touch some grass. There’s no critique on production quality, cheesiness, or lyrics that doesn’t make you sound like a condescending ass.

I am now Certified CanCon. Thanks, @brittlestar.com! ✌️❤️🇨🇦

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Whoa. Also: great frikken song.

Did Poilievre hire Trump’s makeover team?

Even as a Bills fan, I think Belichick is a Hall of Famer. He must feel so… deflated. #BillsMafia

Send people back to the office, in a city with non-functional transit, clogging roads, costing people time and money. It won’t gain productivity benefits, but at least the restaurants downtown only open 11am - 3pm can overcharge more workers for crap food rather than pivot to those living nearby.

This fuckface is the first of many fuckfaces that need to go. Preferably to a maximum security prison.

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

I’m not trained in law enforcement but I’m not sure that literally driving into protesters with your military grade vehicle is in their manual. What in the actual fuck?

America is so fundamentally broken, I have zero idea how its people will fix things. Eventually the administration will change. But that’s barely even a first step, and there’s a marathon to go.

this photo. minneapolis. 💜 📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune

Compare what Democrat legislators are doing compared to the amazing tour de force being shown today by the people of Minneapolis. In frigid temperatures they showed up. In huge numbers. It’d be great if those elected stood up with those that elected them. Good for you, Minneapolis. 👊

It’s about threats to our sovereignty, the terrorizing of your citizens, the kidnapping of 5yr olds, the murder of suburban moms, and the abject cruelty of your govt. It’s about the complicitness of the opposition and lack of moral character. It’s about threats of detention. It’s not about money.

Imagine seeing the video of an unarmed mom being murdered in her car, with medical aid being forcibly denied. Imagine then seeing photos of a crying five year old being detained. Imagine then thinking “Yeah. That deserves more funding” and voting for it. Complicit, feckless cowards.

A lot of CEOs in Davos wearing hot dog costumes.

I love my profession deeply, but some of them are not covering themselves in glory these days. If a mob boss draws a sharp blade languidly across your palm and says it would be a real shame for you to lose your pinky, your headline isn't "Godfather rules out hacking off finger to settle debt."

The Prime Minister wrote this speech himself so any blowback would be on him. Leadership. But for those saying it was a remarkable message to the United States, I disagree. This message might have been *about* the United States, but the speech was to the rest of the world. And it’s about time.

Canadian art.

You know, not everyone needs to make it home from Davos. Maybe there was a tragic skiing accident…

cool name why’s it called that

BREAKING: Trump invites Pennywise to join his Board For Peace.

Cat misunderstood what “These are for the throne” meant. Welcome to his new kingdom.

Now would be a VERY GOOD FUCKING TIME for American politicians in a position to do something to fucking do something. This isn’t about the price of eggs, @schumer.senate.gov, you wilfully ignorant turd blossom.

Timeline cleanse: Fearsome Beast edition.

I will never understand what a catch is in the NFL. That should be Buffalo ball. #Bills

Hey, Americans. Your once closest allies are now straight up wondering if the best plan is just to straight up bribe your cruel, corrupt, pedophilia-loving, racist, ignorant regime. This is where we are at. You must be so proud.

I can’t imagine how obituaries for members of a certain administration may read one day, but I’m eager to find out.

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

Instant block.

Newsom was beat into submission in his own house by Wet Paper Bag Shapiro. Not exactly the hero America needs right now.

Fucking vile.

I was on a beach 2 days ago. 😭

Hey, @viarailcanada.bsky.social. Ottawa, ON to London, ON for $320 return? No. Just, no.

For your 2026 campaign donation of just $5, the Democrats will commit to continuing their hard hitting campaign of fecklessness and complicity.

What was the mortal danger here that ICE was in to justify shooting someone in the back? The potential heart attack from the unqualified Nazi with a gun trying to chase after them? Yes, he was shot in the leg. But the ICE agent likely only used a gun as a masturbatory aid before and had shit aim.

Bills!

Lunch with a view.

Slightly diminish a band: Panic! At the Costco

Fuck off.

Timeline calming.

My apologies. I was wrong. CSAM and revenge porn is still free on X. Apparently the AI just lied about it being a premium feature. So, that’s… still pretty god damn bad.

I may be wrong, but I am not sure that the solution to eliminating CSAM and revenge porn is by monetizing the content and moving its creation to a premium tier. I guess I’m just confused as to why X hasn’t been shut down and the owner jailed. Clearly I don’t understand laws or morals.

Turns out, it’s not so bad in daylight either.

I needed a reset and a timeline cleanse. This hasn’t been a bad start.

At the airport. It’s -20C. But soon. Soooooon….

I chose to not hang out with people at the Nazi CSAM bar. It’s easy to not go there. In fact, it never even comes up as a viable option to visit. The only question is why such a place is allowed to exist at all. But journalists don’t seem to be asking it of those accountable.

She’s smiling in her sleep.