It’s after 11pm. Enough with the fireworks already, please.

Everyone on my timeline seemed to be cheering for Senegal. But I lived in Belgium so…

Oh the year was 1778… 🇨🇦

🇨🇦 Canadian 1990s Playlist 🇨🇦 Day 100 - FINALE TV channels used to “turn off” for the night. But not before the anthem played. In 1992, for Canada’s 125th, stars got together to record a new version. It’s cheesy, it’s glorious, there are new verses! And a perfect way to end the series. Oh Canada

How dare we independently act in our own self interest rather than beg like a grateful vassal to the whims of a repugnant and unpredictable administration!

The Raptors got a fantastic deal for Kawhi in comparison.

A lot of creepy fucking men trying to enact policies in immigration and sports to ensure they can examine girls’ genitals.

In honour of Canada Day, I'm wearing my CanCon Tshirt from @brittlestar.com. Go get yours today at peacelovecanada.ca This is not an ad. I just love my shirt.

Oh the year was 1778… 🇨🇦

Start the day with a little maple whiskey in your coffee today there bud.

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Time to play the fun Ottawa summertime game: Is that just intense thunder or is my house falling down?

Jesus, who was not at all a foreigner in Bethlehem when born, famously grew up to hate the poor.

Update: Coffee is also a fantastic way to begin an afternoon.

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Greenwater Services delivered. Before there was no green water. Then the reflecting pool was serviced and now there is green water.

I support this new Canada Week movement.

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Go Canada go! ⚽️

“OK kids! We are all Christians here so let’s read about Christ. No. Ignore the part about loving everyone equally. NO! Not the anticapitalist parts! We’re going to skip over this filler stuff about helping your fellow man. You know what? Maybe we’ll just skip reading today. We’re Christians!”

And people say Ottawa is boring…

Reid Wiseman just dropped this photo on his Instagram page. It's our homeworld, looking at the nightside, taken from inside the Artemis II Orion spacecraft through one of the windows. There's something so casual about it, about the reflections in the window, but outside IS A WHOLE PLANET HOLY SHIT

Coffee is a fantastic way to begin a morning.

Seems like we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we just dropped 30 or so specific dudes into a volcano.

NO ONE IS TO REFLECT AT THE REFLECTION POOL.

This is fantastic.

Words have meanings, NYT.

How in the hell can Microsoft Office and Teams take up 1.5GB of memory just being open? You're email and messaging. That's it. One and a half gigs? Stop. Just stop.

Every day when I don’t think American officials could get any dumber…

Hey, @stevenpage.bsky.social. I’ve got a fantastic idea for the TransCanada Highwaymen…

All of Canada:

All of Canada:

Was kinda hoping that the #Raptors took Henri Veesaar there.

Did you check your pockets and the kitchen counter?

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“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

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So many. They alternate, but likely one of these: REM - Automatic for the People Jeff Buckley - Grace Tragically Hip - Fully Completely BNL - Gordon Beatles - Let it Be (Naked) Francis Cabrel - 77-87 Huey Lewis and the News - Fore Garden State - Movie Soundtrack The Commitments - Movie Soundtrack

I'm going to be in London in a few months by calendar math or in about 3 more Prime Ministers using Great Britain math.

Steps when calling an insurance company: 1) Listen to menu tree and make selection 2) Listen to new menu trees 3, 4, 5 4) Have AI asst ask 9 Qs to confirm ID 5) Correct every response at least twice 6) Wait on hold for 20 mins 7) Answer the same Qs again with agent to confirm ID 8) Get disconnected

Steps when calling an insurance company: 1) Listen to menu tree and make selection 2) Listen to new menu trees 3, 4, 5 4) Have AI asst ask 9 Qs to confirm ID 5) Correct every response at least twice 6) Wait on hold for 20 mins 7) Answer the same Qs again with agent to confirm ID 8) Get disconnected

We all shrink a bit and get wider in the middle as we get older. It's ok, Jupiter. You look fabulous!

Les Miserables. Steve Buscemi as Javert.

If I’m in Dublin, and if the Crash Test Dummies are playing in a bar while I’m there, do I buy a €50 ticket?

I decided on Greencastle. Not that I wasn’t flattered.

I get it. You have a new Superman toy. You wanna show off what it comes with. But may I suggest if your Superman toy looks angry, do not just line up the alt hands at his feet because it 100% ends up looking like these are trophies he ripped off random people. These are his hand collection.

Looking up hotels in County Donegal. I could stay in Greencastle, but there’s somewhere else I could be taken to…

Current stats for the #WorldCup. Go #Canada!