When dentists win an industry award, are they given a plaque?

I wrote about some of the tough calls facing the Carney government as it decides where to build roads and ports through the vast north. All the routes serve such different needs, from delivering cheaper groceries to protecting sovereignty to spurring trade. Helpful map included!

Dear Bret, Two things. 1) What kind of name is Bret? You sound like a villain in a ski resort movie. 2) Fuck you. Seriously. “Moderately helpful”? Fuck you. Sincerely, Me. 🇨🇦

Val Kilmer will not be appearing in an upcoming indie movie. And no one should support whatever this creepy fucking thing is.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

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When dentists win an industry award, are they given a plaque?

I mean I’m no military strategist but I thought you were supposed to hurt the other guys, not get yourself set on fire.

It's some windy out there, Ottawa!

Hey #WomenInSTEM, please check out the qualifications and skills and DON'T WRITE YOURSELF OFF if you think you would be a good match. Throw your hat in the ring!

Likely L but I wouldn’t say no to G.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I know that the traditional colour is green, but I’m also celebrating with this bit of burgundy that I received in the past year. 🪉

Three things: 1) Fuck off all the way, then when you get there, fuck off a little more. 2) You spend a trillion dollars a year on your military. If you can’t get big boat unstuck, that feels like a you problem. 3) Seriously, just fuck off a weeeee bit more. Even more. Keep fucking off.

Leave the strait alone. Take to the air. Oil tanker zeppelins.

That paragraph is👨‍🍳💋. The United States is such an embarrassment. I’d laugh at the sheer incompetence but all the war crimes and violence and cruelty to their own citizens isn’t really all that funny. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I’m sorry to say that the bear will not make it through the Oscars.

I’m sorry to say that the bear will not make it through the Oscars.

Oscar winning documentary speech: “PEOPLE ARE DYING. STOP ALL WAR.” Orchestra as they exit the stage: 🎶 But did you know that when it snows My eyes become large and The light that you shine can't be seen? Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey 🎶 #Oscars

A lovely and pitch perfect tribute to Rob Reiner. And the music from the Princess Bride being used in the In Memoriam has me feeling the feels. #Oscars

If there’s a tie they should suspend the Oscar 8 feet over the stage and whoever gets to it first by any means wins

See? Save time and have more chances to show things like that amazing SINNERS musical piece. Seriously, that was so good.

Oscar award speech length before being played off should be 1 second per year old you are. Amy Madigan? Congrats and take all the time you need. You’re awesome. Some 20yo that has “a lifetime of people to thank”? Yeah. Your time started the second you touched the award. Better hurry.

Seems like we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we just dropped 30 or so specific dudes into a volcano.

If you need someone, Dr. Roberts can be there quick. (Niche Canadian heroes are the best.)

Microstory or opening pages to a new novel I’d want to read? Either way, it’s worth a look!

A fantastic piece of writing by @sproudfoot.bsky.social. #cdnpoli

TD;DR: Pivoting to AI is about to bankrupt Buzzfeed. Their solution? PIVOT HARDER TO AI

Seems like we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we just dropped 30 or so specific dudes into a volcano.

The article. #cdnpoli

Does the US have any allies at this point that would have anything to do with this?

Prime Minister Mark Carney announcing a transformative infrastructure program for the Canadian North. New year round highways connecting Nunavut to the national highway system, new military bases, a new deep water port on arctic shores, new hydroelectric plants, grid connections. Amazing. #cdnpoli

You load sixteen tonnes… Silicon Valley is trying to reinvent the Company Store.

You load sixteen tonnes… Silicon Valley is trying to reinvent the Company Store.

Have a company wide email you need to send? Want to congratulate a coworker? Let people know about free pizza in the lunch room? I am begging you… PLEASE USE BCC.

Iran: Trump "assassinated our leader. Under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup." FIFA: Trump assures that Iran "welcome" to compete. "We all need the FIFA World Cup to bring people together now more than ever and I sincerely thank POTUS for his support." Me: WTF? Seriously. WTF?

In Canadian political news, @kristadb1.bsky.social may now look like this: 🤯

Just… wow.

Have a Super Mar10 everyone!

Seriously, Canada. We need to expel the US ambassador. For at least awhile.

Have a Super Mar10 everyone!

Many people are dying because a country is being bombed to distract from the fact that the President of the US raped children. More will die. For those that don’t think it affects them, gas prices jumped 30% in under a week. And grocery prices are about to spike again. Food gets delivered by truck.

Only full sized sedans. They need the trunk space.

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the daylight Around you has grown And accept it that soon When it’s 2 on your phone. Daylight time to you Is worth savin' Then reset your watch No matter your time zone For the times they are a-changin'.

Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the daylight Around you has grown And accept it that soon When it’s 2 on your phone. Daylight time to you Is worth savin' Then reset your watch No matter your time zone For the times they are a-changin'.

David Copperfield’s show in Vegas was a phoned in, boring, yet rather creepy and misogynistic experience. The worst money I spent in Las Vegas, and that’s saying something. I left in awe of how awful it was. And based on just that one show, I’m not surprised he’s in the Epstein files. At all.

Two hours from now it’ll be three hours from now.

Director: You get those renderings done of the slimy blob villain? Animator: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Director: what

A big shout out to @jessrawk.bsky.social for her content review. It was a big help! Also… now there are 85 questions. 🫠

Just finished putting the questions together for a Music Trivia Night that I’m hosting. All 80 of them. 🥳 Now I have to edit the music clips. All 80 of them. 😭