im going through it and by it i mean this crazy little thing we call life

because you had a bad take, you're taking one down you sing a sad song just to turn it around

whimsy and meriment

a medieval blacksmith who only makes golf clubs, is that anything?

more like 'one blunt man' am i right

god when will it be my turn

jimmy, pull up the zootopia abortion comic

granular jargon #poetry this one crawled out of me like a slithering blood clot

bouncing on it in a manner most befitting a monarch of my station

woaw thats crazy

me when i

selling skincare in a world where the predominant species is fish got me like "this human oil cream really exfoliates under your scales"

the case for overthrowing the new york times

im building kidney stones

osgood perkins is a hack and a fraud

so where is bottomgolf?

idea: guys who indirect kiss by sucking the same girls cock

chemist with a piss kink call that breaking bladder

im gonna crash out

normal gooners be like: im gooning gamer gooners be like: im gooning and i almost have enough exp to level up

The Lions does not concern themselves with winning

Average tweet: illegals are transing your kids Average skeet: why the princess and knight dating in this book is a problematic power dynamic 🧵 Average Ancient Egyptian Tablet: 𓇋𓋴 𓂋𓄿 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓋴𓅲𓈖 𓎼𓅱𓂧 𓄿𓎼𓊪 𓅱𓂋 𓉔𓋴𓏏𓋴

i have GOT to get stupider

sorry i said im at 100% processing complete, i lied

polyamorous lesbian slenderman be like: help me find my eight paiges

Still, fruitlessly, holding out for a second season of Guillermo Del Toro's Cabinet Of Curiosities. There are so many stories that would make an incredible episode of an anthology horror series.

🔥🔥🔥

we got government tomorrow :/

im over here woaging my posts, i got trukes on my yeag right now, im just hecking my borks, im crusty as fuck man, im a freak

original pirate material you're listening to the streets lock down your aerial

we love robbing peter to pay paul, dont we folks?

woag if truke

charlie kirk died and whats left of his legacy that anyone talks about is whether his wife will fuck the vice president.

1) existence matters more than truth 2) existence matters more than truth 3) existence matters more than truth 4) existence matters more than truth 5) existence matters more than truth

like half of the collaborators on danny brown's new album are trans we are eating so good y'all

channeling my inner three phase voss battle

gooner vincle staples be like, my new album is called cummertime '06

handing my girlfriend the ipad so she can entertain herself while i prep

theres a lot of poetry in this thing, huh

rizzing up my leasing office to lower my rent (crying and shitting and pissing in their office)

i need to find more shipwrecks on google maps. mama needs her fix

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yeah yeah, take a #poetry

yeah yeah, take a #poetry

where i'm at rn