A police officer stole my labooboo

Just littered on the train

Guys my ambition is running me ragged

Everyone loves when i litter on the train

im just a 9 year old teenager

Telling my boss he my dawg he gonna sit down and listen

Do you guys like this song or no?

Im bored

Im a single mother just trying to make it in this crazy world

Putting meat gravy of my cannoli

Pushing and shoving is so amazing

Guys i want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south and you don’t even care

i hate old people im glad prince philip is dead

Be honest guys should i take responsibility for my actions or should i smoke pot in my bathroom

I have to make everyone happy always or they will stab me in the back with knives like julius ceasar

DBT informed skills today beloved

You guys only love me when you wanna get high

Jabbas in the sky with diamonds and hes making me crazy…

when your cousin grabs a sneaky handful of your ass during the christmas hug >>>

Guys jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.

Guys i dont have to talk pretty for them no more

telling a random woman on the bus that i had sex with her in my dream last night

Guys im surprised ive only been punched in the face once in my life knock on wood

Guys im sorry for teasing you and uneasing you all the better just to please you

Guys i had a realization about you that made me find you disgusting

giving a handjob by just squeezing as hard as possible with both of my hands

pretty excited to see my nephews during the holidays theyre at the age now where i can give them cigarettes without it being too big of a felony

Guys be honest if you presented any sort of problem to me and i seduced you instead of doing something about it would you let me off the hook or no? Like imagine i was really turning it on

are you ran thru bruh?

Guys when i cant seduce my way out of any problem that is not fair

Guys i’ll take you to the garden of eden and you don’t even care

Guys im laughing because one thing about me: if im gonna make someone mad, im gonna make EVERYONE mad

Im gonna smoke weed in 20 minutes are you guys proud of me

Hi guys

Its good you can train people like dogs

Guys im the final boss in the videogame

I met my boyfriend at my sacred feminine bellydance class last week and then this week we have plans to try cava together for the first time

Lol guys

Tall people are always stupid

unfortunately for you i interrupted that innocent comment as a slight rejection and now it’s everyone’s problem

me and my sister are going to kill our grandma for our youtube channel

Throwing my apple core at a random guy’s head

bored, think im gonna reinvent gnosticism from first principles

leaving work like