A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Axios, eh? Barack Ravid wouldn’t happen to be the author, right?

Futures market is about to open, you know what that means:

Forever wars seem to somehow be getting intermixed on my feed

No, no, no, no… this is just cease fire strain

Barak Ravid is tanned, rested, and ready to write that a peace deal has been made on Monday morning.

Wonderful threats of escalation, sir. Only good things can come from this

The escalator guy doing escalation?

Shipping won't go back to normal as long as captains and their insurers are worried about being taken out by a drone.

Gotta make it quick, fellas. Futures market opens in about 24 hours

More like memorandum of under attack at this point

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

Ah, had to wait until the markets were closed for the weekend

"I am not going to do shit because I am completely pwned."

Reporter: “You said that Iran violated the ceasefire. Will they face any consequences?” Trump: “You'll find out.”* *No.

Big Michael Scott vibes

PAULA WHITE: Nobody has stood up like you have stood up TRUMP: *sitting* *asleep*

Sun downing is different for him than us

This looks like a lame county fair

One year ago.

This gonna be one of his predictions that rockets in the opposite direction shortly thereafter?

the audience for this is not I think voters, it is potential co-conspirators in autogolpe

Just gonna jot down some conscious of guilt related stuff

And there’s nothing you can do about it which Iran knows.

Israel kills 7 in Lebanon, says they were Hezbollah members moving weapons Hezbollah says: Israel's presence in S. Lebanon is unacceptable Iran says: no transiting Hormuz without approval, 3 tankers turned back US media says: moving on, peace already declared Markets say: back to pre-war normal

Not seeing any indications of U.S. retaliation to the attack at this point. It’s likely Trump is allowing this to proceed in order to preserve the deal.

Trump doing nothing in response tells us how scared he is of gas prices going back up. Iran pretty much has free rein now

Golden Age of Trump!!!!

Looks like someone didn’t pay the toll

Totally normal stuff going on here

I doubt this is dam breaking stuff for the GOP, but I can't say I don't enjoy seeing it

So everyone hates him and for a brief moment he can do something to make himself look good, but of course he makes things worse

Comrade Trump demanding oil companies fix prices is more socialist than anyone who won a primary in NY or MD last night

So, tolls.

Sure this won’t draw more attention

TRUMP: THE PINK ANTIFA FROG PUT ALGAE IN THE POOL AND CUT A LINE INTO IT every normal person: what in the fuck are you talking about every political pundit: the president today suggested that terrorism might be responsible for the algae problems plaguing the reflecting pool

He’s more defensive about the algae than he was about questions regarding his relationship with Epstein

His brain is algae at this point