I like the podcast ad that starts “You’re listening to this podcast so I know you have a curious mind” because it makes me feel smart for then listening to 3 people talking about what shopping at the Dollar Tree smells like

An old guy is driving around my neighborhood in a big white van, blasting Moondog tunes. Sort of want to be his friend but am also a little scared of him.

I’ve been listening to nothing but sunnO))) for days which must be an indication that I am doing extremely well mentally

Very enjoyable home opener for the Tigers until they started in with the military bullshit

I feel stupid caring so much about a March regular season baseball game but Verlander pitching for the Tigers again is making me feel things

1. Tigers 2. Brewers That is all

I wonder if my therapist will notice that I’m watching baseball

I want to shit on this guy’s lawn so fucking bad

Just realized that there are people who get their news from Twitch

Is giving a truthful account of the life of an evil guy that died really all that different than spreading lies about murdered children? Who can say?

Ken Rosenthal just the most joyless, miserable fuck while interviewing a joyous Eugenio Suarez #wbc

I can tell my neighborhood is gentrifying because the gas station down the street now sells hot pizza by the slice

For a team with so many players that I enjoy watching play, it's really wild how much I hate the US WBC team. Would really love to see the DR put the hurt on them tonight.

The World Baseball Classic has forced me to finally figure out what Tubi is

I am so fucking tired of Raja commercials

In case you were wondering if your capitalist boss gives a shit about you in the slightest, Debbie Brockman was violently assaulted and arrested for her job but apparently still isn’t valuable enough to WGN to continue to employ her.

I knew that this site was filled with weird perverts but I still cannot believe how many of you freaks are actually watching the State of the Union

New solo tunes from Doug Gillard are rare but always welcome

In search of whimsy

I’ve decided to be a sweatpants guy. I will be wearing sweatpants from now on. Thank you.

Don’t you love it when there’s summer weather in February

It’s been way too long since I took a break from cannabis. How long of a break do I need for a significant reset of my tolerance level? A week?

Someone show Chris Getz how to use baseball-reference.com

Oh neat, Screaming Trees being played into the commercial at the Super Bowl

The halftime show is over, time to get back to the dreadfully boring football game we all deserve

I have no idea what this was in response to but agree 100% on general principle

A truly unique career. His time with the Braves was particularly legendary. By all accounts a good dude as well. RIP.

Everyone who hated Kim Foxx should be feeling really stupid right now

Kick over the wall Cause governments to fall How can you refuse it? Let fury have the hour Anger can be power Do you know that you can use it? #IntlClashDay

Was recruited by the Tigers from a prison team. Portrayed by Levar Burton in a TV movie.

Totally forgot about the time a guy gave Obama a beejer at a press conference

One of these years I will learn to wait to shovel the sidewalk until after the street is plowed

If this sword was on that “Is It Cake?” show everyone would be guessing that it’s cake

Say “training” again

Had to download an app for the automatic cleaning litter box, did not expect it to keep logs of when my cats shit. Push notifications? Absolutely not.

I am already dreading the possibility of having to wait for a long time in the cold for a connecting bus later. Best of luck to the lunatics spending their evening at Soldier Field tonight.

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

My baby boy is 4 years old today

No more Newsom discourse, please. Make it stop. Someone must intervene.

Democratic party insider encounters communists for the first time lmfao

baseball’s second-biggest problem is that fully 29 of its franchises don’t actually care to compete for the best players and would rather do price collusion. its biggest problem is how many baseball fans are herb-ass scab losers who think this makes the 30th franchise the bad guy

In no order d. boon Jack White Steve Albini Sonny Sharrock Doug Gillard Marisa Anderson Neil Young William Tyler Dustin Wong Anna Calvi

Another impotent statement from an impotent person

brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking

How are the statements actually getting worse as the day goes on?

I shouldn’t be as surprised as I am but the number of “Trump won’t invade Cuba because they don’t have oil” takes on this site is wild. As if the US hasn’t been going for Cuba for the entire history of both countries.

Calendar queen Mother Numerical Doesn’t believe In throwing away Christmas cards from “What Begins on New Year’s Day” by Guided By Voices, August By Cake (2017)

In 2003 I was at a bar in Detroit where Jack White and Renee Zellweger walked in, took a quick glance around the bar and then immediately left

Just remembered the time our local news guy got alcohol poisoning on TV to teach us about the dangers of drunk driving