The first time I heard someone say they were “bricked up” the context was really confusing and I assumed it meant he was constipated

This cat is 8 years older than ICE nypost.com/2025/12/30/l...

I saw this in the theater and when this happened a guy a couple rows up stood up, made finger guns at the screen and yelled “Take that, bitch!” It’s still my greatest movie experience.

When I was younger I wanted to be Lou Reed but now I would rather be Sturgill Simpson

She is so fucking cool

Muppet 2666

This isn’t an opinion someone comes by if they’ve ever had a single conversation with someone who has had a stalker or a boss

This might get me canceled on Bluesky (farts into a paper bag and then pops the bag in your face)

oh shoot i forgot to listen to the new horse lords album

Someone with a name like this can only be a baseball player. If he doesn’t play pro ball he will cease to exist.

A democracy isn’t defined by the existence of elections so much as it is by whether or not the actions of the government reflect the will of the people.

For some reason Rahm Emanuel’s extensive and impressive resume (covering up police murder, closing schools and mental health clinics, NAFTA, racist 1994 crime bill, anti-single payer healthcare, pro-drone strikes) is not resonating with left-of-center voters. A true mystery.

I really like Kurt Vile but his albums are all too fucking long

Guided By Voices, My Morning Jacket and Boards of Canada all have new albums out today, in case you’re wondering what the 44 year old white guys are listening to today.

Watching the Wishbone documentary and I think it’s just what I needed.

Fans who want MLB to have a salary cap on the premise that it will supposedly create more parity need to reckon with the fact that dynasties happen in the NBA and the NFL more than they do in MLB and that MLB has more parity than those leagues do. The main argument for the cap is a total lie.

I just remembered that there’s a new Guided By Voices album dropping tomorrow. The most reliable thing in my life comes through yet again. Fuck yes.

Both sort of suck but the Goo Goo Dolls at least occasionally sounded sorta like the Replacements

Oh fuck everything is bad again

Been singing this to my cats all day

Just me (stoned) and another dude (also clearly high) trying to dodge each other’s shopping carts at 8:00 on a Sunday

Slightly increase a band Moderate Threat

Cade Cunningham goddamn

‘stons looking good tonight

Did I interrupt something?

just ate a 200 mg edible AMA

I hope my therapist thinks I’m cool

What the fuck I’m trying to watch baseball over here

There’s no law No law anymore I wanna steal from the rich and give to the poor

I like the podcast ad that starts “You’re listening to this podcast so I know you have a curious mind” because it makes me feel smart for then listening to 3 people talking about what shopping at the Dollar Tree smells like

An old guy is driving around my neighborhood in a big white van, blasting Moondog tunes. Sort of want to be his friend but am also a little scared of him.

I’ve been listening to nothing but sunnO))) for days which must be an indication that I am doing extremely well mentally

I feel stupid caring so much about a March regular season baseball game but Verlander pitching for the Tigers again is making me feel things

1. Tigers 2. Brewers That is all

I wonder if my therapist will notice that I’m watching baseball

I want to shit on this guy’s lawn so fucking bad

Is giving a truthful account of the life of an evil guy that died really all that different than spreading lies about murdered children? Who can say?

Ken Rosenthal just the most joyless, miserable fuck while interviewing a joyous Eugenio Suarez #wbc

I can tell my neighborhood is gentrifying because the gas station down the street now sells hot pizza by the slice

For a team with so many players that I enjoy watching play, it's really wild how much I hate the US WBC team. Would really love to see the DR put the hurt on them tonight.

The World Baseball Classic has forced me to finally figure out what Tubi is

I am so fucking tired of Raja commercials

In case you were wondering if your capitalist boss gives a shit about you in the slightest, Debbie Brockman was violently assaulted and arrested for her job but apparently still isn’t valuable enough to WGN to continue to employ her.

I knew that this site was filled with weird perverts but I still cannot believe how many of you freaks are actually watching the State of the Union

New solo tunes from Doug Gillard are rare but always welcome

In search of whimsy

I’ve decided to be a sweatpants guy. I will be wearing sweatpants from now on. Thank you.

Don’t you love it when there’s summer weather in February