Yeah, it was either him or Natalie (the Ivanka-looking aide he's very likely having sex with) so he's not gonna fire anyone. Plus he's totally ok with portraying black people as monkeys so...

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME DARLING,

Trump posted more than 60 times on Truth Social last night, but he handed his phone to an “unknown staffer” when the video depicting the Obamas as apes was posted? GTFOH

Tuberculosis has been circulating in ICE prisons for months. I wrote it back in August and there is no doubt in my mind that there are way more outbreaks than we're aware of. We have to get people out of these camps.

Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota

All these kids still more coherent than the president. And they're done soiling their diapers.

People seem to forget that trump went on one debate with Harris, rambled like a lunatic that "they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs", came out completely humiliated, then refused to ever debate again and... won the election He has not made ONE cohesive argument during the entire campaign

I think judges all over the country are done with giving the federal government the benefit of the doubt. Good. It should never have been like that anyway.

If he loses the softcore racists, then good. I'll take their vote. Nothing else, but I'll take their vote.

Racism is the main pillar of trumpism. Everything is downstream from that: the fascism in all its faces, the gutting of the state apparatus, the rejection of international institutions The media is distracted (willfully imo) by 1 video, to stop talking about the massive implications of that racism.

Note the plural for presidents. Means more than one. I doubt Carter or Reagan is in there. Obama famously absent from the files. So that leaves trump, Clinton, GWB, GHWB. We know Clinton is there. Care to take a guess on the other(s)?

See, this isn't hard.

Although this is super racist and should end multiple careers, it has had the effect of pushing the Epstein files and the fascism out of the news. No one can tell whether it was the intended effect because trump and his underlings are actual racists, but given our media, this is the effect.

Fuck him.

Whenever you make a mistake or two at your job, even monumental ones, remember this Kraushaar guy is paid to write that stuff and you'll feel less like an impostor.

Will Stancils Wario

To respond to Trump’s desperate grab for immortality, New York should name Penn Station after Biden, citing his love of trains.

Yeah, he's the art of the deal guy so obviously we're gonna end up just giving them our entire arsenal against a couple bitcoins and a new set of golf club.

You know what they say: it's ok to panic as long as you're the first one to panic.

We all know WHO this is about, but there's just sooo many WHAT this is about.

I'm looking at the stock market right now, and I would once again wish good luck to the genius CEOs who supported trump. We may or may not get a civil war to trash your business, but destroying the economy of Minneapolis and adding tariffs like a monkey with a tariff hammer has consequences.

What do you want me to do about this, man? There is no more pressing problem than armed, masked goons doing an ethnic cleansing. You are dropping your “more important” work to help them do it.

trump's mashed potato brain can't remember what he ordered 2 days later, but it doesn't stop him from throwing 2 women under the bus.

You know how free speech advocate always say twitter is a private platform and kicking you out is not stifling your free speech? I think they're right. But I also think it works both ways. Owners of a private platform shouldn't whine when users quit, and governments are users.

English politics is fascinating because irrespective of who's in government they sit there and do nothing while their leader drives the bus off a cliff and then something like this gets said and suddenly its a bleeding pig in a shark tank time then they choose another and start the process again

There is no way to really separate these two parts of the Minnesota occupation (the ethnic cleansing and the ideological terror). Both of these two things are central to how ICE operates, so we’re going to see Homan saying how ICE is normalizing to make everyone forget about the ideological terror.

i feel like american political elites are completely unprepared to tackle with tangibel threats to their democracy beyond "shaming random people for being too to win wisconsin" because they don't actually think democracy itself could disappear. in brazil and south korea they do believe it.

Eviction prevention lawyer Trump satirist with national standing Will fight for elder care, better public transit, clean energy, affordable housing, A.I. regs, & term limits for Congress & the Supreme Ct Beholden to no donor, PAC or Squad. NJ-11's strongest voice is a vote away

They're proud to be recognized as pedophiles.

No! No! Stop digging down! Dig UP!

HAHAHAHA #ACAB

Going through it right now. This is SO MUCH WORSE than just the previous snippet we've seen. She had been trying to resign already. Also, the Ms. Voss in this document, who is the boss of Julie Le is Ana Voss, who has already resigned. That office is disintegrating before our eyes.

My son.

January 6 was the worst day of my life. But the threat of Donald Trump didn’t end when the mob left the Capitol. That’s why I’m running for Congress: to defend this country, with the full constitutional authority of Congress. I’m Harry Dunn. And I’m ready to finish the job.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.

AIPAC did him dirty the last time he ran.

Between all the layoffs and resignations at CBS, the WaPo and other media, someone mildly rich could start his own newspaper overnight. The talent and the experience is out there.

These things are mean. Really mean. Stay far if you come across one of these. Except you, ICE, DHS and CPB. If you see them, go pet them, they'll be nice to you.

Jake is literally top of the list of top 100 people who should STFU. Dude, get SOME self-awareness. Just some. A little tiny bit.

No one (but it seems to be true): "Hey, it looks like Bezos isn't in the Epstein files." Bezos: *torches the Washington Post*, screaming "I CAN BE JUST AS BIG AN ASSHOLE."

i am recovering from a successful lobectomy, yet here i am, tubes sticking out of me like i’m weapon x and stressed about all this. i need the insurance. i need my medical team here. please please let us all be ok.

@gene.meme are you ok, friend?

I love this cartoon. 100% accurate. Down to Chuck's glasses.

We're gonna need a bigger woodchipper.

If you're a scammer, you need to get yourself a GOP donor list. There's no way people who donate money to trump after getting this would pass on the opportunity to lend a couple grands to a Nigerian prince in his time of needs.

We could make a list of people who could have, almost through a single action or a single inaction relegated trump to history. McConnell Garland (and Biden by extension) McCarthy The doctor who saved him from covid Feel free to add

Mailer 2 arrived in NJ-11 today! Early voting ended today - so time for everyone to get out (and get your friends and family out) on February 5th to vote for J-L

Look at that sucker who thought trump would enrich HIM. Have fun in hell, monster.

Gonna drink a scotch to that.