a DSA membership is like a fishing license in that it’s wild that I have to pay a few dollars if I wanna be allowed to annoy the fuck out of everyone on the internet

black Lotus, white ground

it's easy to spot a transphobe because they never ever shut the fuck up about being a transphobe

Pokémon with the anti-homeless benches. For shame.

i can’t believe halloween falls on friday the 13th this is crazy

Happy Halloween!

everyone has a torch to burn, and this here's mine

Hades 2 is a game about abusive parents having a right to see their grandchildren

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

You should have to cut off a finger and present it graciously to your yakuza patriarch in an act of atonement to pay for a video game

If you listen to Pod Save America, you need to stop getting your news from Obama stooges and you need to stop acting like enjoying halloumi is a personality.

like a drunk person tried to draw the cover of Okami from memory

Tonight will be good

I did not go through a Nazi phase but several Israel zionists online have accused me of being one who lies about being Jewish because my last name is Italian. I doubt that counts, but what a world

It’s great how my mental state directly correlates with my skin quality and consistency of headaches

I haven't finished the John Oliver episode about Bari Weiss because I can only go about four minutes at a time before she annoys me so much that I literally see static

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump's run on Nightwing has been cancelled by DC Comics

nudity of the titty

It’s amazing how true the cliche’ dating advice “just be yourself” is. It’s even more amazing how few people actually try that out

ICE leaders sitting in a windowless room furiuosly debating the pros and cons of dressing their agents in inflatable heron costumes to frighten away the frogs

"A spokesperson for Human Rights Watch told Variety it 'cannot accept' money from comedians who have 'generously offered to donate part of their performance fees.'"

It’s so rad that the United States Navy likes to give the most advanced combat training ever developed to the absolute stupidest human beings they can find

#turkeyvultures #birds #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

Congrats to miss swift on another successful album release

They tried to put me in the gifted program several times in elementary school and each time my parents refused, telling the school “David is not a genius, he just loves to read.” And they were right!

Sometimes you find out an annoying coworker isn’t just a bog standard Disney Adult but instead the kind who flies out to Orlando for the weekend at least once a month, and it tells you precisely everything you need to know

All four of these teams won today btw

welcome to my tow truck posts. They’re what I post from inside of this tow truck!

With all of the Silksong discussions happening why is nobody talking about how a bunch of the enemies sound like they’re seconds from cumming when you fight them

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Put Dirk Diggler and Daniel Plainview in there you fucking cowards

the Cincinnati Bengals

I don’t know what you guys are talking about, Trump looks as healthy as ever

There is a Wendy’s commercial that, despite having zero to do with answering a door, opens with the same chime as a Ring doorbell. Whoever made that decision should be Cask of Amontillado’d for ten thousand years.

“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King

Sounds to me like every author in the class should file a claim then

Billy Bob Thornton looks like Timothy Olyphant if he were found on the brink of death in a culvert like E.T.

my friend Brian loves to remind me of this lawyer who has my name only with "Dick" at the end and who looks upsettingly like me

"One dead body, please!" #birds #turkeyvultures #birdphotography #wildlifephotography

"Uhhh, yeah bwoss!"

Nothing to write home about, but some fun ones from today