it is the most wonderful time of the year (opal apples are in season)

excited to announce that i have accomplished one of my goals for this year (read one book per month)

i keep forgetting that i graduated college this year. an impossible i put off for over a decade, that took a lot of work, that i often completely forget happening due to the constant onslaught that has been 2025

yesterday’s sunset

every time i have opened this app in the last 24 hours i have been met with a new layer to the unyielding and relentless horror

fire zac taylor

heat-activated blep

snow is starting, bridget jones diary is on, and as soon as i got under a blanket the animals flocked to me for warmth. i’m ready to saturday

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

the two genders

anyone else’s nervous system in complete disrepair after this year

started to regret my lack of creative output this year, reminded myself that over half this year was focused purely on survival. hoping i can find myself back on track again soon.

the dogs got a lil peanut butter and banana snack before bed and homer got so excited he started vigorously scratching his ass on the corner of the couch

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

everybody by the heat vent gettin’ tipsy

i know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards

he had that shit on

wendy cosplaying wendy

i was only able to make it to the stitch n bitch for the last 10 minutes of it last night, BUT i was there long enough to learn how to call someone a broke bald headed bitch in asl

this is just outside the back door of my new job

my new job is not only very chill, but it also features an incredibly beautiful commute

this and a vitamin e intense skincare routine 🤌

i ate chili con queso and spinach dip until i was physically in pain today, it was an incredible thanksgiving

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

made mini vegan sweet potato pies for tomorrow

i helped make, box and sell 400 pies today

coming out of a months long depressive episode with a tenacity not unlike that of rita repulsa 💅💅💅

i’m employed again

the lizza nuzzi thing is aptly named because it makes me wanna zzzzzzzzzzzzz

help

my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner

listening to multiple songs about having big bangin titties to hype me up for this interview. thank u rico nasty for the poetry

good news everyone, i finally motivated myself to eat something today ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️

i am going to the library tonight to join a local craft group and i really hope i can find a nice person who will help me learn how to knit past the first row

well if it isn’t my old pal crippling depression coming in for an unannounced extended stay

i know my therapist would want me to sit with these difficult feelings i’m having and process my emotions, but i am instead taking the route of playing Bodies by drowning pool at full volume. cope!

I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens

what is this bengals game!!!

maybe aaron rodger’s real wife is the friends we made along the way

hey quick q, why does pittsburgh’s field look like complete shit

my daughter lotus

beautiful day to eat soup and watch antiques roadshow

i canceled my nyt games subscription earlier this week citing dissatisfaction with the nyt’s coverage, and this nuzzi stuff makes me want to sign up again so i could cancel it twice