Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 1,1951

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 1,1948

i cant stop quoting this video man

Nancy 5/30/26

this sucks so much man

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 22,1959

the elderly ladies working the reception desk at the hospital all got really excited when they saw my leg tattoos and one of them even went “aww look at the doggy!” when she saw my loaf tribute. very cute, very wholesome

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

went back to therapy after taking a few months off and my therapist told me she’s impressed with how well i’m doing and asked me why i was even there. hell yeah dude

just a little something to take the edge off

this is a masterpiece

my morning started with a ruby throated hummingbird visiting my foxgloves and snapdragons, you absolutely love to see it

Icon behaviour tbh

up before 5 am on sunday because the thunder outside is so raucous it literally shook me awake

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 16,1949

I can accept the Muppets being in commercials because they’re showbiz people. I cannot accept the Sesame Street Muppets being in commercials because they’re educators.

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 15,1943

Funny how you can hop online and just say stupid shit like this

this book makes me think about the sexual dimorphism of pickles at regional hot dog chains in ways i’ve never contemplated before, or ever will again

You're a legend! Keep shining bright! 😊

Spotted on Tumblr…

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 12,1943

Ah crap cause to share this yet again. Gotta be the last time you’d think.

this wall art company keeps emailing me about doing some sort of collab and the top 4 featured could not possibly be any more good

floral boys samples are here 🌸🎮

Villain, I have done thy mother.

Ah, the heron. The samurai of the shallows! Such grace! Such precision! #birds #birdphotographry

i humbly offer you the view from under the tree in our backyard where i sit to enjoy a book and take in the weather. it’s simply wonderful

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 10,1943

koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?

giuliani today, trump and musk tomorrow, the rest the day after that

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

rich in life & spirit bc when i sit on the couch to drink my coffee in the morning, lou politely joins me on my lap and we savor the morning together

I feel like “it’s absolute horses” should refer equally to something good or something bad with its meaning imparted solely through a persons delivery of the line

The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time

i would very much like vivek ramaswamy to lose the election horribly, eat shit on the national stage and then fade into obscurity so i never have to hear about him again. thank you for your consideration ro this matter

i’m already at the age of “a low pressure system is moving in and now my entire body hurts and it’s preventing me from sleeping.” mid 30s baybeee let’s fucking go