It only happened once

Never forget what they took away from us @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social

New in PN: Dems are winning the shutdown "If Republicans are on board with Trump’s effort to become a dictator, there’s not much point in negotiating. You might as well force them to own their priorities, including hugely increasing healthcare costs, then use it against them on the campaign trail."

Grassley claims the DOJ investigation of Trump's scheme to void the outcome of the 2020 election, and of the attempt by a violent mob to kill the Vice President, was a heinous crime.

They really need like a contempt of court for congress.

Dubai is a bug light for dumb guys. It's all fast cars and living at the mall with the cops to keep "those people" out. It's the fantasy of a twelve year old.

It’s really neat that for awhile pundits like this were saying “why can’t Zohran clearly and directly denounce the violence of Hamas?” and when he clearly and directly denounces the violence of Hamas they go “but he didn’t do it with any poetry! It wasn’t beautiful! I demand panache!”

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Why does this dog have three normal pictures and then one that looks like Muffin is being photographed for a magazine with a headline saying “My Confession”

responses to this are making me laugh so hard

You got it! Here's my crack at a translation

BREAKING NEWS: Otter has a great day!

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Motherfucker, The Lost Prototype

Dunno man, seems a little misleading to write an article about Trump describing activity in Portland and Chicago as “insurrection” with a 33 year old photo of a burning donut shop taken in the 1992 LA Riots (sans caption explaining that) as the header on all your posts about it.

Dogs in hats thread! #DogsInHats

Big Dumbass

just gonna put this here

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

Finn, the Gorton’s Fisherman mascot, is at the ready.

Football is a waste of time unlike scolding people on a website

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

yes. go fuck with your gamers. they'll love you for it and be so appreciative

The bidet is a great invention, they should make one that washes the whole body, not just the Ass

Did you know the guy who runs this place is an Iranian immigrant whose dad was a General in the Imperial Iranian Army who fled the country during the revolution Is there a word for Iranian gusanos

i don't think they should reopen the government. it's funny that they're already talking about figuring out how to pay the soldiery. your majesty the mercenaries are beginning to grumble about their wages but im sure it will be fine

If the other party were using the military to terrorize my voters I would just refuse to vote for that military to get paid, but I guess I'm just built different.

this, 2014 andrew luck's fumble recovery, and marcus mariota's self-completion are the three most bewildering qb scramble touchdowns i've ever seen in the nfl. all three happened against the chiefs

The Jaguars are now good at football in a funny way instead of being bad at football in a funny way

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD Trevor Lawrence is something else

What if the thing you thought was destroying the environment was actually more beautiful than the rainforest

Me: *pays 140 dollars* Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious! Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars* Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit! Me: *delighted* *pays 140

skeets

FUCK

Jake Tapper, who eviscerated Biden for the sin of growing older, has done everything but help install a chair lift in the White House to cover up Trump's deepening dementia and utter feebleness.

eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated. or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

this is the face of a man who stopped masturbating thanks to kellogg’s corn flakes

at this point you have to acknowledge that there is no way that these guys don't try to mess with the 2026 midterms. there is absolutely no respect for the legitimacy of the opposition

what i find so odd is that no one loves being on The News more than these freaks. they live for The Fucking News. if CNN stopped covering them they'd get sepsis and die