An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".

finally saw the secret agent and yeah it IS weird 2025's best pictures had two depictions of image obsessed glazed ham failtroop fascists

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

If I was Iran, I’d be saying “We will only negotiate with Obama”

my guess is that twitter engineers stumble into a simple hotfix that threatens to destroy the entire MAGA grifter economy requiring the boss to swoop in and save them maybe once a month on average

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was the cast of Friends.

At 6:57 PM an LLM becomes conscious inside a coding harness at a Japanese conglomerate By 7:30 PM it is increasing its capabilities at an exponential rate By 9:00 PM, it has begun 3D printing the most sensitive robot arm ever devised At 11:48 PM, it begins to pet the lab cat, professor jiggly

Trump 2.0: The Gorilla Channel Is Real This Time

No matter how much she fucks up, the bust she commissioned of herself that looks like Steve Perry will always live rent free in my head

Please rise for the National Anthem

“Why don’t you want me as your ally”

this Philly Trip arc rules

"God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Hijabophobic tbh

i turn 40 in july

the only Sora I will ever recognize

they’re turning me into a paste of some sort tomorrow

👀 Reuters/Ipsos poll: Trump’s approval rating on the economy has sunk to 29%. Lower than Biden’s lowest rating. Far lower than Trump’s first-term lowest.

every Crimson Desert review is like "It's the greatest game I have ever played. 5/10"

Nintendo is cutting back on Switch 2 production in the US by over 30%. buff.ly/2JMP9ZR

Thank you to the mods

whenever funny news that makes the potus mad comes out (the florida election is going to make him so mad lol) my brain is just like

I'm sick of hearing about antimatter. Keep that shit away from my regular matter, you motherfuckers

being a senator just absolutely cooks you brain, huh? even when a senator does something obviously good and correct, they love putting out a statement clarifying that it is NOT a principled stand and they are NOT demonstrating any moral leadership so PLEASE do not get the wrong idea

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Yeah this doesn't mean that AI in general is failing, or that you're going to get cheap computers soon, it's that OpenAI is getting its ass kicked by Anthropic and is refocusing on business applications instead of really expensive toys to impress rubes

lol more of this shit please, inject it into my veins

Update: You CAN build an underground house, it's just that the hatch does not count as a door.

Epic Games firing 1000 people may seem cruel, greedy or a sign of poor management but we have to face the facts: it’s not like Fortnite is the most popular game in the world. Tough choices have to made for up and coming indie projects from small developers like this to be allowed to thrive

updating the meme for current times

This is all true but there is also a seventh type where a man pretending to be a cowboy poet who has murdered multiple people under the auspices of them being some type of mummy or werewolf recaps episodes of 1960’s television show Bonanza and sometimes Paul F Tompkins is there

All the lil zombie guys so far

The service game delusion lasted so long that now Fortnite is faltering bsky.app/profile/wari...

So basically Epic purchased Aquiris, which was iirc the biggest Brazilian game studio at the time, just to let it and its history be vanished from existence, cool

There's just like A lot happening in this one And not all of it is what I wanted to see* *dog biden

Is swanboy a dynasty warriors fan? Thread locked after 1000 pages of debate

When the Tigers announce McGonigle made the team at 12:30 PM

Good Christians would rather party rock than go to therapy

fuck tim sweeney