AEW needs to start selling Outrunners meat shoes.

I’d like to imagine a 2026 where people stop being fucking weird about trans people I dunno.

Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead!” The Economist, one year ago:

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Buddy have you seen your career

my main reason for staying off twitter is i dont want to talk to those people or read their bullshit. it stinks

Calling this and reading the wrestling observer

how does he do it

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

You’ve done it now you’ve radicalized the most anodyne man in America

Of all the trans people in the United States to ask about the anti trans passport policy, The New York Times saw it fit to talk to … Brianna Wu

NEAT. #AEWCollision

Got several New York Times bestselling authors and more than a few notable academics over here reading me as I type "The Cowboy version of The Grinch is called The Granch."

👍 #AEWCollision

BREAKING: Emperor Gestahl's court mage Kefka ranted and raved about the state of the Gestahlian Empire in a deranged press conference "ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"

Trump telling big oil about the invasion before he tells America during his big speech tonight and they leak it lmao

The AP:

I can't plot a firing solution

FUCKIN FACTS 💯

He’s gotta go.

doing meme number checks is really fucking lame

brands are out of control. also they don’t have the balls to post the chester pooping picture. they are weak.

After she hollows out CBS News into an unpopular untrustworthy shell of its former self she will get another prestigious job in news media because what she is doing is not counter to the overall goals of the billionaires who hire her

@nasboat.org Dude, you won't believe it!

Always shocking when a notable person follows you but never engages and it’s like ah shit the head of astrophysics was just silently reading all my posts about how Shao Kahn uses the toilet

i laughed, i coughed, i laughed again

honestly after years of this hell i don’t think “stop talking to your MAGA relatives” is radical enough. they should be forced to sit in a dunk tank of raw sewage for the rest of their lives. $5 for three softballs. profits go to fund universal healthcare.

First it was "we have to blow up dozens of people on boats because of fetnanyl." But obviously it wasn't fentanyl being trafficked so then: narco terrorists are shipping cocaine! But then Wiles tells a reporter it's all about regime change and today it's bc US oil companies got kicked out in 2007?

This is the best thing ever

it's so funny and valid how much mvp can't stop talking about how much he hates triple h www.f4wonline.com/news/aew/mvp...

There should be a book of Catholic saints but all the saints are illustrated in the Pokemon style

😇 #AEWDynamite

I will never vote for Ann Coulter.

One of our best famous people

Very important point that it’s not just ICE

I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”

maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

Family Takes Rare Trip To The Good Mall https://theonion.com/family-takes-rare-trip-to-the-good-mall-1819571901/

perhaps going to be the most poorly aged tweet of all time soon

Dave the Diver is $10.99 on XBL buff.ly/GFXYPPL (Steam) Dave & Ichiban Bundle $8.30 Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/oDXScHr $13.83 US PSN buff.ly/pAEFb44 also on PS+ Extra

have to share this. From one of my students in the semester that just wrapped “Suebsaeng took his job as editing professor very seriously…Professor Asawin Suebsaeng made the young women in his course feel comfortable in the way only a vibrant homosexual millennial could which was most impressive.“

The things Musk did with DOGE in the early days of this administration are some of the most overtly criminal acts that have taken place ostensibly within the US government, like dozens of Watergates, and still require a garagantuan criminal investigation, so yeah, I bet

The Darts are coming to Madison Square Garden next June on the same weekend England plays a World Cup game in New York if you were wondering where the drunkest people in the world were going to be.