I think that Democrats feel the most relief possible when Republicans make it seem like they have no options. Just a big ‘ol, “Whew! At least they can’t expect us to do anything now.”

Can't wait to see how they tackle this classic Star Fox scene.

I swear I kept seeing people say "they should make the new Starfox game look like those ugly puppets!" and now they did that and suddenly everyone hates it. probably a case of goomba fallacy, but.

Can we put everyone in a room who starts thoughts with "I mean" all at once and let em all hear how annoying it is

retail clerks selling pokemon merch should start asking people over the age of 18 with no kid if they can name five non-kanto pokemon

Frankly, it should have been obvious from the jump that Biden was not that guy. He refused to see reality for what it was, and he was discarded accordingly. "Nothing will fundamentally change" may as well be his epitaph.

Ten years ago we made a beloved website that worked perfectly. For its big anniversary, we knew we had to do something special. That's why we've decided to snort a huge line of asbestos and hit ourselves in the head with hammers

YouTube's auto-dubbing sucks and is an insult to mankind.

You could erase everything after the first movie from existence and barely anything of value would be lost. Even Empire set up a bunch of cliffhangers that Jedi resolved poorly, and it's the origin of the awful "the Skywalkers are the chosen ones" garbage that dragged down the rest of the series.

i think if there are three things i've learned from golf that apply to fighting games, the first is that the grind is eternal, the second is that everyone sucks, and the third is how to find the humor in the first two

Spending all of my GameStop credit on a Switch 2 before they cease to be a company was definitely the right move.

Fortnite is a decade long, billion dollar attempt to replicate a fraction of M.U.G.E.N.'s energy

or like a drawing where someones bare feet are 3/4 of the frame. okay yeah technically sfw but where do you think I work

good tweet

I repost news on this subject more often than I assume any of my followers want me to, but I do it because I think it's really important for people to realize that laws and regulations must be viewed through the lens of "who does this bind and who does it protect," and these laws protect nobody.

"bleyluesky is a serious wbesite wherre we fight the Resistance" incorrect!!!!! this is a website about R.E.M., the seattle mariners, and the sega saturn

once again armchairing it but I don't think yall are getting those 9-10 evos a year

There were a lot of reasons why "Steam is just a launcher; I don't see the big deal" was something that was never argued in good faith, but the complete dismissal of Proton and everything adjacent to it had to have been the biggest one by far.

Well, well, well…

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

I like how placing a canteen on my living room table adds enough interference to the Switch's connection with the Joy-Cons that I can literally feel the added lag. $90 MSRP controllers. Just incredible stuff.

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

Nothing convinces me that I am some kind of filthy swine animal like cleaning the fridge. How is it even possible to get gunk on the BOTTOMS of these shelves

This might be a lack of sleep talking but I feel like I really connected a lot of dots & really clarified why I dislike fast freeform movement in beat em ups while loving limitations & tank controls in my latest post : www.patreon.com/posts/155643...

Happy anniversary of this not happening

"Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism—which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place."

Looking at YouTube locking 3x playback speed behind a subscription and wondering what kind of sicko pays specifically for that.

The entire reason that this is a "thing" in mainstream news media is because a Muslim candidate in a Democratic senate primary started getting chummy with a popular Muslim streamer who is outspoken against Israel. It is insulting to assume that we do not recognize the priorities of those involved.

GOOD POST

Remember this every time a Reasonable Democrat says we should be onboard with legal/technical measures to stop minors from accessing adult content Once you create a category of Bannable Speech, you've created a tool for the powerful to ban any speech they want; just put it in the Bannable category.

Yeah there's a pretty clear spectrum of crossovers that range from "a rare opportunity to make something interesting out of a cool idea" to "an advertisement that you can play," and I think people are catching on to how pathetic and desperate the latter is.

“Why isn’t *company* showing more of *game in development*” because right now the game is a bunch of grey boxes, T-posing, and placeholder models/textures that everyone working on it knows look like shit and don’t represent the final product And if they show it people will say “it looks like shit”

Average 2026 web app experience.

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

I wish there was less writing on Hasan — obviously the de facto victor of the heart and soul of the terminally online millennial / zoomer left, the heir apparent of both BreadTube and Teen Vogue-style journalism — and instead more discussion about why the Democrats want to genocide Palestinians

Seeing talk about Sonic 2006 revisionists and am wondering why there's an age/year cutoff around Y2K for people stanning garbage media they grew up with. I see this for '00s properties all the time but never for '90s, and I don't remember seeing this for '90s trash ten years ago either.

The Pragmata discourse is yet another perfect opportunity to implement the Sessler Index, but only if you are not a coward.

It's one part this and one part the usual anti-Japanese nonsense. Other dad games didn't really get this same type of Discourse.

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

this is why you need to be loud & vocal about defending sexual themes in fiction, no matter their type, the only line is REAL harm to REAL people, if you draw any other line cause you think its icky they will burry us all in that ditch fascist will not compromise

you cant really frame this discussion in the terms of gamers being rude about lazy devs because while thats absolutely still happening everywhere, its just not honest at all to the underlying Thing. which is gacha games are a crime against god and humanity and should be illegal

the friction is the point. having to listen to cassettes/CDs that you could buy or borrow limited the experience but also forced you to find something in whatever you had. being able to skip through everything in the end makes you skip everything because man, what if something better is out there

I'll always go to bat for quality RGB mods and upscalers, but of all the consoles I've done it for, the N64 was the only one where it kinda felt pointless. That whole library's aesthetic is built around the blurriest textures you've ever seen in your life. Good luck trying to modernize that.

hating DKC is the bad at platformers dogwhistle