I am rewatching Demon Knight and you know this would actually make for a really good video game I feel

My top 5 favorite Final Fantasy Tactics Classes 1. Thief 2. Dragoon 3. Geomancer 4. Monk 5. Ninja

made crawfish pie for dinner today and went a little heavy handed with the hot sauce, shit got me sweating

One thing that is funny to me is when non americans talk shit about american sports like "well you guys dont play soccer/rugby/cricket" and its like yeah, and be thankful we don't because if our best athletes were playing that instead of football/basketball.....

There's horny then there is putting Garruk force feming Jace out on my TL before 2am.

No no I get it, if I was turning to fighting game players for life advise I’d prob end it all too.

It’s been like an hour now and they haven’t found bulleted engraved with “antifa” phrases and they haven’t linked the shooter to a trans person they passed on the highway once 12 years ago. FBI getting lazy.

Bsky always worried about moderating the wrong shit

Mets 3 outs from being eliminated right now and the Braves are winning their last game of the season so @chestaheadinc.bsky.social gonna end the year on a high note

It’s 1530 on a Sunday. Seems as good a time as any to go outside and shout “Fuck Gavin Newsom”

My only “unbridled desires” are eating hot dogs and churning butter in a fighting game and I’m 37. Stop interviewing fucking hiring managers who never fucking no anything

Somewhere out there is someone invited to what they thought was a goon sesh and it ended up being a Guilty Gear local and someone invited to a Guilty Gear local that ended up being a goon sesh

It’s a good thing I literally never watch the Capcom stream and only the restreams by other content creators. And if they choose not to pay for it then I just won’t watch it.

Can someone please force a sale of SNK so I can buy cool shit without supporting someone who literally wants everyone like me dead

The best chain restaurant appetizer is the Southwest Eggrolls from Chili's

Cast him as Condiment King. He would 100% put his all into the character

Mortem ad facistas

*as I am being loaded onto a train for not kneeling before passing a statue of our glorious leader* Hakeem Jeffries: we need a universal dental plan am I right?

Hey have you tried Raiden’s cream yet?

National Guard is expected to enter Memphis this week. Dems have already given up fighting for the biggest contingent of Democratic voters in Tennessee. Our local leaders the only ones who care. Focus has shifted to Portland for the media. Just gonna leave this here for no reason whatsoever

My TL today is 35% political outages, 10% wrestling, 25% dick pics 15% assorted other nudity/lewds and the last like 15% video game stuff that isn’t twink Link getting absolutely plowed by Ganondorf

Basically every time in a movie or tv show where you see snarling guard dogs they either film/edit in a way where you see only like their head and fore legs or they have to photoshop out the dogs wagging tail because they are happy they are doing such a good job

Debating if I wanna do baked bbq chicken with Mac and cheese and broccoli or fried chicken with mashed potatoes and corn for lunch today

let em go into the tunnels where they used to hide people that got shanghai'd then lock the doors

No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley was ever again and I think that is sad

Is KCoke mixing Ketamine with Cocaine? Cause if so then Demon the noun and Hunters the adjective.

Like 2 months from now this scene gonna happen

If they wanna have someone come and talk conservative economic policies then by all means. While I disagree with those as well at least the concept of not spending money isn’t batshit insane. The problem is they wanna tie trickle down economics with we need to round up trans people.

He’s a doctor not a trading card

2 of my coworker are major Swifities and we’re talking about music in the team chat and asked my opinion on her and I said I don’t hate her but her music isn’t for me and that my only real issue is her fan base is annoying af and now they are in rage tears

Might make apple cider donuts next week. Gonna check the quality of the apples at the farmer’s market on Saturday

Thinking back to like 2 years ago when I matched with a girl on bumble who sold decorated animal bones at renaissance fairs and stuff and then she stopped talking to me when she found out I was pan cause she thought dudes having sex with other dudes was weird

Very excited for the Sequel. Bad Pedophile 2: Lost in Trump Tower

Just watched the Macho Man Randy Savage vs Lord Steven Regal match fro mthe August 5th 1996 Nitro. Extremely solid TV match. Highly recommend

Hacking the files and distributing it on the dark web?

There was a time where I would literally start my day with like a 5 mile run. If I did that now I think I’d need a week to recover

Imagine getting invited to a sex party and they just ask you to bring the cups

My ex to me on the way to her work Christmas party

Why doesn’t Street Fighter have a BBW character you can play as. Like idc give her Rufus’s move set or something

Ok I get eBay sellers usually selling multiple items and not always looking over each one but I mean, come on lol

McSnack Wrap but replace the tortilla with stroopwafel

I wonder if they are ever gonna get around to a Dick Tracy sequel/reboot ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘳.

Pork loin, mashed potatoes, creamed spinach and blueberry pie

I know it’s kinda up in the air about if Adam Copeland is done in AEW or if it’s just an angle. I personally think he is gonna leave if only to have one last match with Cena. But with Beth’s debut I do believe he will be back in like Jan.

IP I want Arc System Works (the Guilty Gear devs) to turn into a fighting game.

You can say I am the Chrono Trigger of Bluesky accounts *swirls cranberry grape juice in glass and takes a sip*

My Definitive Tier list of Halloween Candies as a 90s kid. Some things like those orange and black peanut butter candies I didnt dignify with a slot and the Reese's Pieces slot is actually for all Reese's products.

I wish Michael Crichton wrote a standalone book about Dr Sattler. Like imagine The Happening but written by someone with a brain and with a character like Sattler that actually understands plants and their defense systems.