At work today a huge norway rat ran out in front of me rolled over and died D:

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

killed the art student

Your honor, the victim is currently live on X, the Everything App. Therefore, my client is not guilty

second best boy

What the fuck man?

oh my god

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

i wish more people knew about the resident evil books cuz they're actually so good

waitress: could i get you anything to drink? me: yeah uhhhh can i get the noncon pepsi

one of my favorite chinese restaurants has an online menu with commentary from the owner and its very funny to me that shes like "eh its just ok dont get your hopes up" on multiple dishes

just who is on this plane with me

35 year old man who is doing great

Travel channels that used to be interesting but then they made money so now it's all "I spent 30000 dollars a night for this room: was disappointed!!!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhUK... true art is out there

Only just realized the lines under the mouth are lip I thought it was teeth like 🤓

if i stop posting it was lyme disease

It may take 3 years to update my fanfic but at least I never used ai for it

How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.

when the painting of your dead daughter's eyes start glowing that's probably fine

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

this is not quite my recollection of how people were reacting to the Titan submersible

BEST GIRL BEKI

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

Anihal continues to be best girl

The robins are fighting??!

atwert

Today the crows at work were bullying a raccoon

terrible cops: no helping victims of crime, only punish

Totally real meeting of Sherry and Wesker in Resident evil

very important addition thanks armand

Is Marvel Rivals trolling or is this an homage?

magic police chief's restraining ribbon stands like a reaper's scythe, reflecting how overzealous law enforcement kills community and the soul

YES

bravely default 2

Guys will literally be in a saw trap instead of going to therapy #MelArt

anihal cute sorry for beating you up we needed the water crystal and you are in an abusive relationship anyways leave that jerk

listen HP fans: they are trying to keep the real hogwarts away from you. go on the bridge, jump towards the train, a world of magic awaits

This scene from Yes, Madam is god-tier. youtu.be/Oh8KnmRvqd0?...

In a just world, Cynthia Rothrock would be 10x as famous as Steven Segal and Chuck Norris combined.

Images you can hear