If you want to find out how heavy your chili pepper is, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

@annleckie.com I cracked it 🧅 👀 😅

Juneteenth! 🌹 June 19 celebrates the end of slavery. 🌹 Juneteenth became a federal holiday in 2021. #blackhistory Celebrating 🌹 Freedom on June 19! #Juneteenth

The housing ladder we've all been told exists.

What fresh fuckery is this?

yeooooo

My nephew has made a Bee Hotel. I said surely it’s a Bee & Bee

A friend called to see if I had plans in case I lose power, so I told her I lost any power I had a long time ago and ever since I’ve been running on anger, fear, and hope, to which she responded she meant losing power in the storm, so I said: I also have a flashlight.

I want to berate the person who not only let a really nice Weber BBQ get into this state, but then put it up on freecycle as a fixer-upper. That thing is ~€200+

It already had one and it was charming but unnecessary. This is going to smell like school dinners and rancid, warmed-over Harry Potter.

@annleckie.com ohhh wow, The Satellite and The Sibs are the chapters where Radiant Star hides away its priceless antique tea sets and extends its claws. 🍿 🍿 🍿

"You know what you look like to me with your good rig and your cheap chair? You look like a n00b. Daddy's wealth has given you an i9 but you're no more than two months away from getting swamp ass".

I just learned TS5 is out from seeing the poster at the cinema , whereas I knew about hoppers NINE MONTHS IN ADVANCE. I wonder if Hoppers will make more money for Disney than TS 🤔

Animated stones, chalk and scrap. This is Machini -- an incredible film by two artists from the Democratic Republic of the Congo. We've loved Machini for years. It's our honor to premiere it online for the next two weeks, and to tell its story: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/congolese-...

Nah I didn't think you'd be providing an AI overview for that one , you supurating fucks.

hell yeah, get'em motherland

People Make Games traveled to Michigan to meet Jerry Gretzinger, an 84-year-old man, who's spent most of his life working away on a single, giant map to an imaginary world. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is8N...

How in the squeezably soft fuck are we halfway through June already?

I think Scavenger's Reign has to be not just my favourite but the greatest tragedy of short sighted executive oversight.

It'll be closed by tomorrow evening just in time for another rug pull.

Detention centres for MAGA.

What do you say to that? I usually start by talking about whether there's any economic basis for keeping the AI servers running. AI is - by far - the money-losingest venture in human history, and it's practically impossible to overstate just how *bad* the AI business is. 12/

I miss when the internet had Flash and there were so many websites you can just play little indie games on without having to download anything.

This comes off like Mao era propaganda : www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

If you awake one day to find you're descended from an elderly scion in a @annleckie.com novel, always keep one thing in mind :

Maybe if they tried wearing some effing helmets they could bring those numbers down.

did you know that pheasants can distinguish between rabbits and hares? that’s because game recognise game.

And the 'richest' person in the world could now single-handedly give a million dollars each to a million people. That's how much wealth his fake stock valuation has given him access to.

J U L I E T T E L I V E S

hah! they got that shot in immediately... it really was all about this from the beginning

palette swap

I had no idea men played soccer, too! Good for them! Go boy soccer!! ⚽️

youtu.be/2_HXUhShhmY?... I remember so clearly when this came out 🥰

"You are such a fuckleberry, have fun watering Robbie's plants"

Actual hitmen The Swedish Farce Mafia Should have learnt to drive - Basho

Got irritated with a relative for sending me an AI video of a parrot doing impossible things and, of course, I’m the problem for I pointing it out. The idiots posting the lies and pretending they are real, aren’t the problem. Nor is she, the one who got duped and won’t admit it. No, I’m the problem.

Yeah I am going to be BROKE for a year.

Um.... 🤔

Beam Pipe xkcd.com/3257/

Introducing........ The Pigeon Bag!!!! 🎉🐦 Available for preorder this Saturday, National Pigeon Day! 🪶

Neal Stephenson promised us a billionaire's flotilla, but we got a billionaires flotilla instead.

Summon the orcas.

A Dr I would trust more than Dr Oz.

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Soooo my cataract surgery ended up giving me a diopter of -2 when we were aiming at 0. Am absolutely miserable tonight because I don't know whether the HSE are going to want to fix it or tell me it's ✌️ adequate ✌️ and that proles don't deserve the vision they want.

Oh, god damn this is good.

Please Use AI

@annleckie.com I'm warming up for Radiant Star by re-reading Translation State and good god it's SO blackly funny when it comes to dealing with the Translators casually offing each other when they're small , I feel really guilty for laughing 🫢