Where do assassins shop? Target

Software systems designed for good security are annoying. I mean, good security! But it forces you to pay attention to the structure of your permissions and user configs, which can get annoying.

What are the odds? History and data have proved otherwise.

Her hairdo does not line up with her face. It’s like they shopped her face onto a smaller person’s head.

God damn your confusion! Not very supportive, but here we are.

5 Shocking Uses for Your Finglonger! (#3 kinda hurts!)

Chuck Norris R.I.P. I will not make a joke about someone who just karate kicked the bucket.

Ahhh, Spring in Chicago, where the remaining chunks of the most recent blizzard sit melting on the curbs.

If you don't already have a pitchfork, you might want to hit the Farm & Fleet, just saying.

This ought to be different, I've never wiped my ass with a coin before.

Peace and joy Muslim friends, Eid Mubarak.

Make him fight Nic Cage for it.

Admittedly, I haven't looked in a while, but I'm pretty sure there's no "weird trick" in the bible for fixing erectile dysfunction. Like, buried in Urologists 4:20 somewhere, we find the recipe for god's own little blue pill...

Dune 3: Dune, Where's My Car?

WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM

The SAVE Act is not about stopping voter fraud. It was designed to serve the fraud in the White House. Trump knows his policies aren’t popular so he is desperate to stop Americans from having their voices heard. It’s the “Save Trump’s Ass Act.” I will vote no.

Election Day. All politics are local. Those people who affect your daily matters? Who they are matters.

The New York Times is right. I don’t care! (And huge credit to the @wired.com team, whose intrepid, fearless, always fair reporting gives the tech bros plenty to be mad about.)

Sociopathic asshole + oodles of money still equals sociopathic asshole. Why are we pointing a camera at this one?

Digg was still running?

CAMPAIGN UPDATE: 3 DAYS TO GO!!! 💥 AIPAC and dark money groups are PANICKING!! 💥 But we’re in the streets — and you can be too!! 💥 Canvass shifts in Algonquin, Morton Grove, Skokie, Evanston, and Andersonville!! 💥 Knock doors with me and Jamaal Bowman!! 💥 Phonebanking from 2 PM to 8 PM today!!

Questions about how, when, or where to vote? Problems voting? The Voter Protection Hotline's got your back.

A new entry has popped up! Though it's unclear if it's a PAC, or some other org. Say hello to "Democracy Unmuted". "an online influencer in Florida received an email with an offer: one negative post about candidate Kat Abughazaleh on Instagram and TikTok, for $1,500." www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

Hey citizen scientists, remember when Twitter/X jacked up the price of the API and blinded disinformation and hate research and other kinds of research? I built an answer. The API is online. This is priced for individuals and citizen scientists. You can afford this, and that helps me keep it up.🧪

if you think my posts are dogshit you should see my trenchant film criticism

Thinking of switching from Antifa to anti-conservative crypto-Anarchist, I heard that’s popular now.

Elon Musk apparently got so sick of people saying that he looked like Pol Pot that he decided to destroy USAID and try to beat those mass- murder numbers.

Thinking of digging a canal, they seem to be in demand.

I hope you get a chance to read the installments so far in our on-going Creating The Enemy Within series. talkingpointsmemo.com/creating-the...

Do pro-Trump propaganda of the Iran war or we are coming for you is a straight up North Korea style censorship threat coming from Trump's FCC chair. The tie to Trump's election win is also batsh*t crazy. It all comes in direct response to Trump complaining about the coverage of the 'excursion.'

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) Dir: Peter Jackson

The 3 genders

This is from 1975.

What sane person looks at this without a growing sense of alarm? We're in the hands of madmen.

Bluesky is the new science Twitter, new study by @whysharksmatter.bsky.social and Julia Wester concludes! "Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter."

Evidently Lindsay has swallowed the whole, uh, kool aid.

Former Raytheon CEO right there.

What are your feelings on the "skeet" question, Toni? 🤔

This is how I access Bsky. I think I might be sitting too close.

The Tate's are suing myself and other social media users, lawyers and activists. You can support our legal defence here: www.givesendgo.com/FreeSpeechVs...

This non-war will probably last just long enough to be useful. We have the elections coming up - could probably mess with that for "safety" reasons. He could abuse wartime laws to make a few bucks or lock some people up. Yeah, no rush to wrap this one up at all.

We were not expecting to keep asking for help this month but my mom’s wheelchair got damaged while coming home from hospital! This is one of her basic needs and we are trying to buy a new one (cost $250). Pls helps us this week to get my mom a new wheelchair! ko-fi.com/ellienoctis/...

This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem

The phrase "mouth-breathing half-wit" is coming up a lot this week for some reason.

Morning Bluesky.