I don't get why everyone has to be so all-in on these various morons so far out from the primaries. there are other working class left wing guys with beards in Maine (to the extent Platner is legit any of these things.) I played in bands and was roommates with them. like do you need some names

they should invent an 8-channel audio interface that both costs less than $2000 and is still being manufactured

it rocks that for some reason there are like 800 production shots across different eras of Sigourney Weaver holding a cat, i'll never run out of fresh avis

If doctors decided your gay kid was trans, how it would actually go is you'd call whoever your insurer was to make an appointment and then by the time they call you back your kid will be 23 anyway

I don't actually think you can come back from demonstrating that the second one YouTuber walks in and yells that the toy aisle is trans you'll instantly say "sorry sir!" and do a whole corporate restructuring around it. Why wouldn't you just do that again in 2 years

More bands should do logos where it's a well-known beer logo but it says the name of the band instead. It's a fresh idea and conveys that you like beer, which will really make you stand out from the pack

It's actually healthy to be literally rotting from the neck down. It's a sign of virility

I hate it when one of my normal romantic trips to Dubai, a place where normal people go on vacation, gets interrupted by a thing

it's pretty much your civic duty to wreck these things at this point

Distracting myself by posting the stupid shit I think about on the bus even in the middle of a months long THC tolerance break: you know how the relativity of simultaneity in physics suggests that time is a dimension and therefore everything has already happened and we're just "moving through it"

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

It's desperately important to always vote for Democrats so that when some shit happens we can be told there's nothing they can do

Especially despair inducing to directly remember the entire world marching against the Iraq war and it just didn't do anything. Thinking less about doing politics lately and more along the lines of "what local gear could one best throw their body on"

Does the constant talk like this from this administration not ping the sense even conservatives must have where when someone never stops screaming about how everyone is bad and they're always being wronged and everyone sucks and you'll all be sorry, they're probably an asshole?

Coworker in meeting raised a finding I'd already raised to no avail months ago, I piped up "oh yeah I actually wrote a powershell script to fix that!" and dropped it in chat. They PM'd me mad about it, I said I had been telling the whole team about it for months already and gotten crickets...

Max Landis won't rest until he can follow in his dad's footsteps by killing some actors with a helicopter and he figured a GI Joe movie would be the perfect opportunity

The right wing child rapists whose internal monologue (to the extent they have one) consists solely of this have some concerns about schools sexualizing children

Welcome to the land of the free, where a medically stupid child raping billionaire will assign you a gender of their choosing

see also. these people just need to be gone. again, open to hearing any proposals

I'm not at all interested in sharing a planet with these people and am open to any course of action that can get us there

Whenever every media outlet breathlessly reports how Elon Musk says we'll be uploading our brains to robots on Saturn next year, I miss being annoyed at Neil DeGrasse Tysong going on every talk show to be like "erm actually the moon wouldn't look like that from this angle"

Having grown up in Maine some words like Mafia and ninja still sound almost wrong to me bc the first time I heard them I assumed people were just dropping the R like every other word. Like I thought it was "Marfia" until I saw it spelled

Mike Johnson: "It's detestable that some Democrats are boycotting the State of the Union address! I can't - oh hold up, I just got a push notification that my son is jacking off, just a minute"

Throwing away 2 8BitDo wireless controllers which despite all possible firmware updates and troubleshooting, both started randomly freezing for 1-3 seconds, all computers, all games, after one year. So sick of subscribing to products man

there's a big plastic tote of 500GB HDDs and 256GB SSDs at my work marked for e-waste and I'd been like "eh I'm all set, that's chump change for drive size" but tomorrow I'm going to take it all home with me

I'm trying to be less of a packrat but every piece of tech I hang onto ends up becoming subject to some kind of retro enthusiasm or irrational market scarcity which just teaches me to never let anything go

CAPITALISM: Start a side hustle! Start a business! Always be grinding! ME: ok (tries to make an Instagram or Gmail account for my side hustle EVERY PLATFORM ON EARTH: Your account has been permanently locked for following 7 people within a 24 hour period. You cannot appeal this decision

At this point the Nintendo Game Boy has existed as a musical instrument for nerds for way longer than it was a supported gaming console

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

Generate podcast? Yeah Adobe Reader, let's riff on this IT purchase order for a couple hours

very stupid artifact of current social media is when someone posts important info in a "story" which you see for one second and then it's gone forever and not searchable

The logic of capital which owns both parties has absolutely locked in on "we need scapegoats and we need 'em now"; you are never going to see another presidential candidate get anywhere without transphobia and crime hysteria planks again until this country is reduced to ash

Can you imagine if any media outlet had object permanence

OK I guess you should kill yourselves then? Not sure what you want from us here. AI hasn't even been able to do legible autocorrect for me yet so I'm gonna just keep doing my normal stuff

I think I've been successfully negotiated down to "pyrrhic victory" if any of these demonic pig fucks want to get this civil war going

we will keep hearing stories about right wingers abusing and kidnapping and killing pets. it's because a pet is a kind of child that can't speak, and a woman is a kind of child you can fuck, and a child is first and foremost your property. that's what they believe and demonstrate over and over.

There's no quicker way to tell me "I'm a big stupid moron who stinks and has bad taste" than posting an AI avatar of yourself on Facebook in 2026

He's technically correct, he wasn't "lip syncing", he was singing over his own prerecorded lyrics. This is looked down on as amateur/lazy in live performance but nornally nobody cares because his fans are stupid pigs who don't care about art

Google should be criminally investigated for how difficult they make it to delete emails. If you click into Promotions and select all, it gives you "Select all 13,768 conversations in Promotions?" you click Okay and it does so, but then if you hit Delete, it only deletes the 100 on the page

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

I think this thing thinks I'm someone else?

His entire tech rider is just "Please hand the enclosed burned CD of all my songs at 128kbps to the sound guy"

Every day Google sends an alert to my phone screaming that my Gmail will soon stop working, tap into it and it says I've used 10 of 15GB already so I better buy some more storage, please choose from one of these plans. Tech is awesome

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

They finally pushed the brick update to my phone. Constant freezing, battery life and speed suddenly 25% worse overnight, etc. "You've had this long enough. Time to give us some more money asshole"

Started to poke around the idea of a live synth-whatever set all controlled by the PicoTracker, was even experimenting with fitting all this in a guitar case but then had the revelation that I don't wanna carry all this shit around just for cool points. Just do it all in the box ya dummy

Of all the typos in the Epstein emails the one that most perfectly tracks for this type of bloated self-dealing Very Important Man type of person IMO is how often they repeatedly spell his name "Jeffery" when the correct spelling is right there onscreen in front of them

I hope Elon Musk finally gets his wish to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein as soon as possible