Folks...this picture of Linda Hamilton and Bryan Cranston from an episode of MURDER SHE WROTE. I didn't think it was possible for two people to look this 1986.

Never forget that that the modern brand of fascism is built on the conspiracy theory that a woman had sex with a guy in order to get a good review for her free browser game

Still on my 48 MP bullshit

N-S 📷Bim Bom - Apple iPhone 14 Pro #urban #fragment #monochrome #blackandwhite #bnw #photography #flickr flic.kr/p/2rTCHqh

Taking advantage of the fact that my phone has a 50 MP camera on it if I’m willing to use a focal length of 24 mm

stonks

Taking advantage of the fact that my phone has a 50 MP camera on it if I’m willing to use a focal length of 24 mm

come on

We went from 'are the straights ok?' to 'are the Straits ok?' really fast.

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

"what do you mean bluesky is an echo chamber," I demand as I join the time war against the Ingalls family

Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days

Love this picture of Fry

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

My mother-in-law yesterday was talking about how the war in Iran was necessary and complaining about her sister’s Trump Derangement Syndrome and Holly and I just didn’t say anything

this is why i gassed up today even though 1) I had over 2/3 a tank 2) I barely drive anywhere right now gas is up 70 cents here from a week ago and it's not going to get better for months at the earliest

they're not going to do this and don't need it, but as the white house's politics advisor, i am going to loudly insist that they keep repeating it

When Unity started collapsing I made a quick "how do I get going in Unreal" website many folks found helpful. that website has now MOVED and is a DIFFERENT COLOUR. If you want Unreal demystification, tips and scoops, this is a place www.ughiguessiwanttomovefromunitytounreal.com

Thawing Creek

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

Phillip Pullman had to knife fight a polar bear when he was 13

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

Still happy with photography time at the bird feeder.

“From the height of the port crane” Rudolf Baranov, 1974

The problem of the time change is that it’s 1 hour at once. With modern timekeeping i propose this superior plan: - From January to June, on the first and the fifteenth, clocks advance 5 minutes at 2 am - From July to December on the first and the fifteenth, clocks go back 5 minutes at 2:05 am

Side story: Holly’s Tarantula, Ruby

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

Another picture of my friend the tufted titmouse

Squirrel!

Did you fuck up the exposure and your subject is buried in shadows? No you didn’t, it’s an artsy black and white silhouette!

Tufted Titmouse

Sorry my feed is going to be very bird heavy for the next 24 hours.

My in-laws keep their bird feeders full so I’m trying out my cheap f mount telephoto zoom

i would hope it isn't conscious, because if it is then every time you start and end a session you are birthing and killing a sentient being

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Jackpot as a cautionary tale

wife getting a plastic to-go box on date night: "oh HELL yeah, this is gonna be a GOOD container for the kitchen" me: (silently laughing) wife: "oh are you gonna tweet about it"

something's very definitely going on at fox news HQ

Curve ball! It’s actually a Buffy reboot using the cast of Firefly for some reason

Lmao am I glad I work from home until September

i will never give money to this evil man but damn some of these rip

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

The Rule of Thirds (Spielberg, 2022) youtu.be/dk6spjF98No?...

Don’t be a Litterbug (Reposted because I decided to crop it differently, stupid rule of thirds)

Hopefully the last of winter

just to give you an idea of my utterly humorless employment situation, this AI meeting recap of some casual banter before a weekly group call is without exaggeration the funniest thing that's happened on the clock for over a year