we are rapidly approaching disney putting out live action remakes for cartoons they haven't produced yet

human beings have language for pretty much the same reason birds have songs. it’s wayyyyy deep in the hardware. it’s not some big goofy billion parameter reinforcement fit on raw data with no priors.

Whipped out the ol' Pixelmator to bring you this masterpiece

Imagining a 2020s theme restaurant where the bathrooms are labeled “Preppies” and “Gooners”

This is why you should touch grass

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

Went to Concord, Mass with my dad

You’ll love this new social media website! All you need to do is mute any occurrence of the phrases that more than 20 people are talking about today!

About once a day I remember “fuck you mean temporarily? Bitch, you blind forever” and just laugh and laugh

My father sent me and my sister his Christmas list. Incredibly dad-coded, it included a fire extinguisher.

wonder how much its going to cost store.steampowered.com/sale/steamfr...

finally watched Game Changer and it is terrific, turns out

Can someone else retweet surely this? I did it a few days ago and I don’t like to overdo it

Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise. I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night. Schafer, Minnesota.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

*extremely civil litigator voice* noooo bari don’t rip apart standards your litigation exposure is so sexy aha i’d hate to sue your network after they blatantly defame a private citizen over an obvious mix-up that would have been caught by fact checkers & the legal dept in standards aha

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Spending the afternoon of a mental health day playing totally accurate battle simulator with Fry

Walking the dogs at 12:30 am

Walking the dogs at 12:30 am

Wanna thank the game Dispatch for having this song stuck in my head for days open.spotify.com/track/3YjVhs...

I told myself I would watch the first five minutes of Pluribus Literally had muscle cramps the rest of the night after being frozen in place for an hour

(while watching Spider-Man: Homecoming) omg that's Ricken

i wonder how Charlie Kirk feels looking up from hell and knowing his legacy is only very slightly more significant than peanut the squirrel

it’s getting really hard to talk normal about the sinister alien voice that insinuates its way into people’s lives and then reinforces their most destructive impulses

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

barely a metaphor lmao

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

I love thinking about the inner life of the dead-eyed young republican intern that had to spend time today making these signs and taping them to an exterior wall of the White House, I hope they have a terrible day

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Stole this from instagram

One advantage to the major depressive episode I’ve been going through lately is I cannot imagine having the energy to give a shit about the television show Parks and Recreation in CE 2025

You know what’s a fun little movie is the Fantastic Four movie, too bad it’s gonna be tied into the big Event Movie

It’s the same reason the shutdown has now hit a record 36 days— there was no plan for this other than “and then the Democrats cave.” They never considered something as simple and obvious as “well, what if they don’t” because, well, why would they?

i'm still appalled people were making fun of her for this instead of being thoroughly charmed by what it says about the insanely cool and lengthy career wallace shawn has had

You will all receive a text message with your new mandatory neo-pronouns before tomorrow morning

Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:

Wonder if Trump will tear down another wing of the White House tomorrow out of spite

sometimes i think about what a big deal Orange is the New Black was and how it just disappeared

Why are wheat thins so delicious

it must suck so bad to be kim stanley robinson and have to write novels when what you clearly want is to make elaborately researched ttrpg settings no one wants to play in because they are too depressing

real heads know that wallace shawn is responsible for the best thing pixar has ever done vimeo.com/466998237

On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable