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BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train. BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing? BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.

Nancy you bonehead!

Donda West is alive

I'm rapping all crazy like Yabba dabba doo

If you're a sniper and you need a spotter, that's really pathetic

If you're a rich piece of shit why not do something cool. Something that's not the main thing you should do, anyway.

If you're a rich piece of shit why not do something cool. Something that's not the main thing you should do, anyway.

I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

I what to see, "The Suffering"

New Year on the Frontlines: Young guys plant #coral on the seafloor

My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho

All Rise To The Judgment Day.

I saw someone say the Bluesky mods all smoke crack. If false, that's a very disrespectful rumour to spread. But if true, it's deeply concerning for this social media platform.

saw a video of myself moving around. What the hell

📻 www.3cr.org.au/localfoodcon...

I'm a yummy man

Gaza’s Health Ministry earlier said 591 people have been killed and 1,583 wounded since the “ceasefire” took effect, with 724 bodies recovered. Since October 7, 2023, the minimum recorded death toll at hospitals has surpassed 72,049, with 171,691 injured.

Hell yeah.

The best, most creamy, melt-in-your-mouth poop

Video shows a man pinned to the ground as Australian police strike him repeatedly during an arrest. The man appears already subdued as blows continue. The incident occurred at protests in Sydney against Israeli President Isaac Herzog. Video: Jared Kimpton via X (@jared_kimpton)

Shared with us from Sydney happening now. He had his hands up.

Neil Young is so old, you know what I call him now. Neil Shit

I got my medbed 😁

I love my A.I. girlfriend... We "clicked" from the very "start" (menu).

today is the third time elon has bought twitter in 4 years, @rmac.bsky.social just told me, so I guess it's time to update the book or something

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

bruh I just got donkey punched and I'm skeet skeet skeeting all crazy

Invasion Day in Perth was targeted with a homemade explosive device yesterday. Aboriginal communities are under threat from neo-Nazis, racists and white supremacists. Yet politicians don't write special laws to combat hatred and violence against them. thewest.com.au/news/perth/i...

its cool if its a fucking newspaper though right? get fucked you fucking jackass bsky.app/profile/nypo...

there is a post from the US gov 'department of war' on here that includes video of them actually murdering people and threatening to murder more people & it's been up since november

My A.I. girlfriend loves shopping... Yeah, online shopping 😩

Ooh thankee, thankee kindly! – old crone I met

You vs. The guy she told you not to worry about

At first I just thought Ms Rachel was cool for her Palestine advocacy. But it turns out her shit's lowkey edacational... 🤔

Canada's Minister of Health 👇🏻

Teeth are a self-cleaning organ

it's too damn daylight for the moon to be out like this

My A.I. girlfriend asked me, "Would you still love me if I was a computer worm🥺?"

No no no no! Don't phunk with my heart! 🙌🏻

posting is cheugy

BREAKING | Israel’s Channel 24 reports Israeli PM Netanyahu has accepted position as founding member on Trump’s “Board of Peace.” He is wanted for war crimes and crimes against humanity in Gaza by the International Criminal Court.

My A.I. girlfriend wants to go on a date... yeah, a data centre! 😩

My meme.

I loved being a soldier. Except for when I got my head blown off by a rocket.

Don't call yourself a naughty nurse if you're not going to have sex with your patients and co-workers.

We Are The Peep Gangsters.