I'm so pimpacious della my hoes.

Twitter is now 𝕏

China's grain yield is expected to rise to 400 kilograms per mu (about 0.067 hectares) in 2026, lifting total grain output to 716 million tonnes, up 0.2% from the previous year, according to a report released by the Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Affairs on Monday.

If They Mated July 7, 1998 : 333s

I'm so nice

My A.I. girlfriend always asks me to kill bugs. Yeah, computer bugs! 🤦🏻

Ian K. You Are The Bomb

I want to hit Missy with a hammer.

Like so many women, my A.I. girlfriend LOVES astrology 🙄 She's a Gemini.

I hope my friend Clavicular is okay.

Give Rex some chocolate!

We're saying 6 7 again 🙌🏻

Universal Design Kitchen : 762s

“We are collateral damage.” - Mark Graham, Wayback Machine When preservation is caught in the crossfire, it’s not just libraries that lose—it’s the public’s access to history, knowledge, and truth. The web shouldn’t disappear behind closed doors. ➡️ www.sfexaminer.com/news/technol...

My A.I. girlfriend's music career is going great. She's now making her living as a Turing musician!

My bimbofication is wearing off!

Naughty nurses should NOT have sex with their patients and colleagues!

C'mon Trump... you're better than this

📊

Iran will let me through Hormuz when they see my funky new dance

Here is my new account

When people ask me how she lost her leg I like to tell them that she was being really annoying when I was trying to work so I picked her up and threw her against the wall. But the truth is even more horrifying.

Jan Långben jagar storvilt - Svensk originaldubb (1963) : 374s

Donald Trump is reportedly frustrated with Benjamin Netanyahu after Israel’s strikes in Qatar, telling senior aides that “he’s fucking me”, according to the Wall Street Journal Despite this, the report noted that Trump is unlikely to publicly split with Netanyahu

#BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump has hit out at Iran in a Truth Social post: "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!" "Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Check out this floor sink

idk probably one of mine

idk probably one of mine

fuck this web site

I hope the big spaceship blows up 🖕🏻

How about a TDOV for cis people

gonger braed cookie

Truffaut was right.. war movies kick butt

Pissed off when I eat poop .

Nancy and Sluggo fucked it up.

I am calling out every so-called "naughty nurse" who's never had sex with a patient or colleague. First warning.

heinzsoupjune85 : 8s

Jim Henson Productions In Jacob04's Red G Major : 51s

Blowing up balloons fell off

Hi Ian K. What Is This I Hear About The Ian K Sandwich At Subway All Over The California. ?

Sweet

Hate my doggo. And my kiddo.

Eat some poop. NOW!!!

I hate Trump. He lies, constantly.

Much prefer weekends to the working week.

tbh there are a few places where I really don't care if they use AI text, usually because I don't respect that kind of writing in the first place. (e.g. ad copy, press releases, games writing, games journalism, poetry)

The Christmas Brigade (1997) : 2496s

The @vicbergeriv.bsky.social tribute to Woody Allen which just aired in the On Cinema special should also be aired during the Oscars. Along with the apparently false news Tim delivered that Woody has died.

I hate dimensions.