Is it normal for an "officer of the law" to immediately flee the scene after shooting a 37 year old mother in the face in broad daylight in front of dozens of eye witnesses and other "law enforcement officers"?

Trump: Oil, oil, oil, oil, my oil, our oil, they stole our oil! We're in the oil business, so of course we'll sell oil to Russia and China! Cooper Lund: It's not about oil. I wish somebody would pay me to be so objectively wrong about everything all the time.

It's possible to hold two views at once: 1. The U.S. is a terrorist pariah state 2 That's it. That's all.

"Venezuela is different from Iraq because it isn't in the Middle East" -- A very intelligent pundit

Is it now safe to say the "No Kings" stuff didn't work?

A lot of US politicians are upset because they didn't get a chance to vote for attacking Venezuela.

Venezuelan gusano five minutes away from being banished to a torture camp in El Salvador

We need nukes. Everybody needs nukes.

Being an American must feel like riding on a school bus driven by John Wayne Gacy.

Communists always winning.

I bet FIFA regrets awarding a peace prize to Donald Trump.

Nobody is celebrating this. If you're celebrating this, you're nobody.

The scary thing is #Canada has done nothing to earn the respect and protection of China.

Trump on Machado: She can't be the leader. She doesn't have the support or the respect of the Venezuelan people. Lmao. Nobel Peace Prize winner, btw.

In times like these I turn to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea for a correct analysis of the situation.

Democrats: They didn't fill out the right paperwork!

New York Times: The real problem is Cuba.

"Cuba is colonizing Venezuela" *kidnaps the president of Venezuela*

3 days in... 3 days.

Deport all gusanos.

An extraction operation involving 150 aircraft is not what I would call "precise".

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

"It was one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty." -- Donald J. Trump

What the fuck is this senile child rapist talking about?

Maduro was a bus driver. Donald Trump will always be a child rapist.

Donald Trump is still a child r@pist.

Not good.

Fascists: We're liberals now! [wink-wink nudge-nudge] Liberals: Oh goodie! The fascists are liberals now! Phew!

The most cursed flag combo in existence: 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼

RUDE!

Re: Young Republicans celebrating fascism and Hitler. I'm sorry to burst the bubble of those yearning for a better time but since WWII the US has been the tip of the spear for fascism. They were essentially the Nazis in Korea and Vietnam.

The goal of the "No Kings" protest is for liberals to learn that the rules are unfair. 🚫👑 🤭

Ben complains about the stink of his own shit at dinner parties.

You don't get "kidnapped from a tank", you surrender.

Little baby boys abducted from tanks.

"Rude"

"Do I still need to go to work during the Rapture?" Yes, and don't forget to tip your landlord.

ICE has been disappearing people ever since it was established. These people are fucking delusional.

I mean, @mark-carney.bsky.social said pretty much the same thing while Trump was insulting his non-binary child and talking about annexing #Canada right to his stupid feckless face. Foolish liberals....

Trump's "peace plan" is the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation of Genocide Joe Gaza aid piers.

Ah yes, because LLMs were so much more promising 6 months ago.

JB Pritzker impersonator convention.

If I was a gamer's mom, I would flat out refuse to pickup his cum encrusted socks.

In the last Batman movie I ever watched, he was fighting Superman for some reason. Has a lot happened since then?

Everything's Hamas

Losing your job to own the libs.

Israel would do much better if they replaced the ball with a child's head.

Somebody should tell the IDF that little babies can't fight.

You don't need to stand for a national anthem either, you fucking stupid shitlib.