Fascists: We're liberals now! [wink-wink nudge-nudge] Liberals: Oh goodie! The fascists are liberals now! Phew!

The most cursed flag combo in existence: 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼

RUDE!

Re: Young Republicans celebrating fascism and Hitler. I'm sorry to burst the bubble of those yearning for a better time but since WWII the US has been the tip of the spear for fascism. They were essentially the Nazis in Korea and Vietnam.

The goal of the "No Kings" protest is for liberals to learn that the rules are unfair. 🚫👑 🤭

Ben complains about the stink of his own shit at dinner parties.

You don't get "kidnapped from a tank", you surrender.

Little baby boys abducted from tanks.

"Rude"

"Do I still need to go to work during the Rapture?" Yes, and don't forget to tip your landlord.

ICE has been disappearing people ever since it was established. These people are fucking delusional.

I mean, @mark-carney.bsky.social said pretty much the same thing while Trump was insulting his non-binary child and talking about annexing #Canada right to his stupid feckless face. Foolish liberals....

Trump's "peace plan" is the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation of Genocide Joe Gaza aid piers.

Ah yes, because LLMs were so much more promising 6 months ago.

JB Pritzker impersonator convention.

If I was a gamer's mom, I would flat out refuse to pickup his cum encrusted socks.

In the last Batman movie I ever watched, he was fighting Superman for some reason. Has a lot happened since then?

Everything's Hamas

Losing your job to own the libs.

Israel would do much better if they replaced the ball with a child's head.

Somebody should tell the IDF that little babies can't fight.

You don't need to stand for a national anthem either, you fucking stupid shitlib.

The pro-life, pro-family people oppose shoplifting to feed your starving children.

The rate of baby slaughter will decrease slightly until morale improves.

Imagine not seeing a connection between Israel's illegal occupation and genocide and the U.S. military being deployed into Portland & Chicago.

These people think they have a democracy. Very problematic.

Yeah, be like other war criminals like Kissinger and Obama

I'm the boyfriend of one of the girlfriends of the founders of ANTIFA! Am I in danger?

Like a moth to a flame.

Barak Obama is praising the Donald Trump of Venezuela because she has a pussy.

"55% of fathers are Republicans!" Yeah, the 55% of divorced fathers under restraining order.

All I did was say "Hitler was right" and now I need to hire private security to guard my mansion! Please think of the victims!

Democracy? What democracy? Stop being a stupid baby.

TIL Israelis invented pizza.

Remember when everybody thought George W. Bush was a fascist (and they were correct)?

Burning down Texas to own the libs.

Stop yelling! I want to hear what the neo-nazi is saying! - Every Liberal

Piers Morgan replied to me on Twitter once. He emphatically denied being "ding-dong".

"biology isn't that complicated" ~ Piers Morgan, smart guy

The good thing about most spending being done by the wealthy is that there are very few of them and they're made mostly of soft tissue.

Whoever told you capitalists love competition thinks you're an idiot.

In fact, they're completely unrelated statements.

Liberals aren't ANTI-FA; they're LETS-HEAR-THEM-OUT-FA

And to the martyred medics and journalists of Gaza.

ANTIFA is good actually.

Every major city in the U.S. is burning down to the ground and I'm just supposed to sit here and enjoy my Saturday? Yes.

"By suppressing fascists aren't you being a fascist yourself? (I'm very intelligent)" Bro, they can just stop being fascists and, like, literally nothing will happen to them.

Why do people do this? Who is this for?

I bet RFK Jr. has eaten human placenta at least once.

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