Good morning beautiful humans! Kick all the asses, take all the names, and eat all the pie. But first coffee!

My angst seems to be stronger than my gummy tonight 🙃

Keep back? Do they bite? Can I still go into cvs 😅

Windy afternoon walk

That’s his patch of grass

Good morning loves. I hope your day is sane and productive and full of pastries. But first coffee!!

I put on my comfy pants and I will be doing exactly nothing for the rest of the night. Thank you for your attention to this matter 😂

Morning walk

Good morning darlings. Happy Monday! You can totally handle whatever nonsense the day throws at you. Big hugs to everyone who needs one. But first coffee!!

this paragraph reads like something from a real bad college newspaper column

Afternoon walk/errand run

This is now the only Mets T-shirt I have with a current player on it and of course it’s with this confused freaking radish 😅

Good morning darlings. Happy last day of vacation before school starts again! I hope your day is calm and the only news you hear is good news. But first coffee!!

Can’t sleep because ::gestures broadly at everything:: who else 😅

Afternoon walk

Venice Whaler

Sleepy Donald yikes

Today’s mood.

“President of peace”

Good morning loves. I hope your day is everything you need it to be. But first coffee!

Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon

Moon rising through the clouds to brighten the timeline

Afternoon walk

Got another double from the same carton so yeah it’s probably hormones. (Though I suppose there’s still a slim chance I win lotto or something) 😂

Good morning beautiful humans. I hope your day is warm and happy and everything on your to do list gets done. But first coffee!

My New Year’s resolution to eat a lot of pizza is off to an amazing start

Rainbow bagels because obviously

@rayglennon.bsky.social since you’re doing a presentation I went back with a higher resolution camera and better lighting

😂😂 Yup

New Year’s brunch

Good morning loves. Happy New Year! I hope your day is relaxing and full of bagels. But first coffee!!

Now to get an EXTREMELY overtired 8 year old to sleep 🫠

HAPPY 2026!!!

Got my 12 gummy bears (X wanted to do gummy bears instead of grapes). Ready for 26!!

I’m fully prepared for the Mamdani administration to implement charcuterie law at midnight (pretty sure that’s what my conspiracy theorist neighbor said will happen)

I’m fully prepared for the Mamdani administration to implement charcuterie law at midnight (pretty sure that’s what my conspiracy theorist neighbor said will happen)

Not only is he a Staten Islander, he’s from my home neighborhood (willowbrook represent) too 😎

The bodega has a Bluetooth enabled bong for sale and I asked the girl behind the counter what the benefit of Bluetooth was and she shrugged and said I dunno and it’s very expensive. I’m never going to buy one but if anyone here knows what the Bluetooth does can you just tell me I’m curious

At my parents looking at old photos and my kids are really just clones of me and my brother 😂

Just back from the pediatrician (everything good, just a follow up) and my 8 year old is only 5 inches shorter than me 😅 #shortmomproblems

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Good morning! Happy last day of the year!!! I hope your 2025 ends on a happy note. I hope 2026 brings all of us soooo many good things. I hope I remember to buy grapes at some point today. But first coffee!!

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New mezuzah 😎

Buying sooooo many snacks for New Year’s Eve tomorrow

Me: Awwww I had a pair of white converse just like those when I was your ag— Teen: ARGH MOM STOP 😂😂😂

Double yolk egg! Is prosperity coming my way in the new year or are farmers just pumping their chickens full of hormones so much now that they’re releasing extra yolks? I guess we’ll find out 😂

Good morning loves. If there’s anything you wanted to do in 2025 that you haven’t done yet, today is the day to do it. But first coffee!!

Yikes it’s windy

The flu deaths are so bad in (large) part bcuz multi covid infections have destroyed immune response/protection in a ton of folks, part Normalization of being fucking sick constantly, devaluation of vaxes & pretending masks don’t exist, w the public health apparatus being on the side of the viruses