Go mf’n Dawgs (Side note, this dude is such a swagless loser)

I’ve rewatched Bryson’s triple bogey way more times than can be considered healthy

Kristi already proved it’s the perfect jet for trips with dudes that aren’t your husband

This makes complete sense when you remember Karoline Leavitt is not an intelligent person and only got this job because she accidentally got knocked up by some weird old Republican donor

I wish Ilan Wurman the best of luck in his next endeavor

I'm sorry, but why are we even interviewing the less-successful brother of annoying Hollywood nepo-baby Ben Platt in the first place?

Man, it’s gotta be a wild feeling as a con law professor to have Supreme Court justices subtly implying you’re a dipshit

I wonder why my alma mater is not publicizing Professor Wurman’s latest media appearance on LinkedIn

Parenting thing that I’m utterly convinced about… Travel ball is bullshit and you’re better off putting that money into a savings account.

The law school is pretty good about publicizing when its professors are cited in the news. Surely they’ll post about one of their professors getting prominent quotations in the New York Times

Absolutely not shocked to see Grasz--an absolute ghoul and unqualified political hack--being a good lapdog here.

I can't believe Trump put Marcel from Friends in charge of NASA

This is your regular reminder that, while they may have a long list of academic accomplishments, the average Supreme Court is dumber than a brick

So is this how TCU felt in that title game a few years ago?

Here’s the challenge now, can we get the margin under the ass-kicking Gonzaga gave us last year in the 8-9 game?

Surely Georgia will make adjustments at halftime… *proceeds to do the same bullshit as the first half but worse*

This feels like the Gonzaga game last year.

As someone who was the WUOG “beat writer“ through the dregs of Felton and the start of Mark Fox, I’m gonna enjoy the hell out of this game regardless of the outcome Go Dawgs

Katie’s grandmother: “You can’t go to work, you can’t shovel snow in New York City without a literacy test.”

Figures the guy whose only “success” was marrying his boss’ daughter thinks that Markwayne inheriting a plumbing business makes him equally talented

A bar in DC with the news on the TVs what a novel concept

Yes, he wasn't on the WS roster, but Acuna (3.5 WAR in 82 games before blowing out his knee) was the *ONLY* reason the 2021 Braves team was in a position to make the playoffs that year.

World Championships Ronald Acuña: 2 Bryce Harper: 0

It just had to be the raw milk guy, huh?

Doing habeas work these past two months has been probably the proudest I’ve been as a lawyer.

For a dude that harvests the blood of teenagers in order to stave off aging, he looks like absolute shit

Considering there’s already a 25% being right, I’m gonna guess it’s the guy that was also friends Jeff Epstein.

It was a slog, but boy is a crisp sidewalk a satisfying sight

Where’s @normcharlatan.bsky.social when you need him?

This press conference has the vibe of an SEC head coach beating his chest after blowing out an FCS opponent by 40+ Like, no shit. No one thought we were gonna lose.

ICE is trafficking people who aren’t from there to a tiny landlocked absolute monarchy on the borders of South Africa and Mozambique.

No one has asked this old hag for an ID at a liquor store in at least 30 years

Dropping Outfit right out of the gate? Well now I’m officially kicking myself

It's wild to try and justify this war by arguing that Iran or Iran-backed proxies have been killing Americans since 1979 when we've taken absolutely no action against a Saudi royal family that funded the 9/11 attacks.

I thought I wouldn’t have to watch an alcoholic give an early morning press conference after Tom Homan said ICE was pulling out of MN

Today we said goodbye to our Bowie girl. She was perfectly imperfect in the ways all Pyrs can be: stubborn, loud, and occasionally unaware of her own size. She battled cancer with bravery and was a good girl all the way through the finish line.

This is my succinct thought on Wurman: He either genuinely believes his argument (which would make him an absolute dumbass) or he’s knowingly peddling a bad faith argument. I hope, for his sake, it’s just that he’s a fuckin’ moron

I’m sorry, but counsel not catching that and submitting it as an exhibit deserves Rule 11 sanctions

Minnesota folks, anyone know where I could refer a family that’s looking for rent support? My IG folks are starting to get a bit tapped out.

So weird how Republicans are now the world's most vocal advocates for birthright citizenship

How am I supposed to be productive the rest of the afternoon now that I'm full from a multi-hour, multi-course Korean lunch?

Andy was a big advocate of Metro Surge until he realized he wouldn’t be able to show his face at Mill City group runs anymore.

Guessed the wrong Hughes, but I’ll take it

Baby definitely gave me some mystery illness on the eve of stump party

Man can’t even tie a tie. His jacket wrinkled and doesn’t fit. He’s wearing a Kohl’s shirt his ex-wife bought him back when she loved him enough to get him a birthday present but not enough to put any thought into it. This is a man beaten by life. No sense of self-respect left.

Goddamnit, Gunner, what are you doing up there?

We’re still seeing ICE a lot in the suburbs, following legal observers to their homes, and holding tons of our neighbors at Whipple and then dumping them out in the middle of the night. We still need to stay vigilant until every last one of them leaves our state and our neighbors are back home.

Go Dawgs

Minnesota once again the center of American greatness