Utterly confused as to why Penn St/Michigan St got the CBS slot instead of Iowa/USC

Pretty sure J.P. Morgan and Salmon Chase each died over 100 years ago

We still aurora posting?

I‘m taking a couple of days. But be sure to call your senator and let them know how pissed off you are. If you’re a donor, tell ‘em you’re cutting checks for primary challengers if they don’t back a change in leadership.

You just know it’s burning Angie Craig up that she isn’t around to vote in favor of this thing

Called Jon Ossoff’s office and let them know that if I wanted a Senator that consistently snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, I’d be cutting checks to Derek Dooley.

Vaxxed?

Did not know Dr. Oz was back to pushing ashwagandha supplements.

Dear Zohran, Would you like to get lunch with the most annoying people in the Tri-State area? Best, Joe Scarborough

I think it helps Democrats to take their policy cues from listening their constituents and not weirdos that don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Sounds rad

Weird, when I think of the least impressive people in the history of the world, they all wound up having gone to the Heritage Foundation because they couldn't get into a good law school

I feel like I know Louisiana well enough to say that if LSU botches this hire, Republicans are losing every competitive race in that state until there's another national title in the trophy case

Absolutely wild that the father of two non-white kids is openly advocating for segregation

Was not aware the Democratic establishment made him get a Nazi tattoo 20+ years ago

lol that was the worst overtime series I’ve ever seen

My blood pressure needs this bye week

Thanks to the turkey baster of steroids he takes every morning, RFK Jr has 250% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man.

Eric had to Google “what do Christians believe in?”

I’m only clinging on to watch this game because I know my Tigers-loving father-in-law is gonna want to talk about it.

I just love playoff baseball

How bummed is Marlins Man that he’s only barely in the frame?

You know the milkshake really messed him up because he continues to speak with a British accent despite having never left the US

Planting this flag now... trotting out JD Vance to be the face of the admin's shutdown response is not going to go well for them and they're only doing it because Trump's brain is too mushy for daily press briefings.

I’ll write a big check to the next (first) Democrat to use this Kimmel story to call for some trust busting

Prayers up for my mom, who thought she was booking a quiet week on 30A only to learn Cobb County schools are on fall break

Can we please, for the love of all things holy, spend more than 20 minutes working on baton exchanges?

Regular reminder that one of Ben Shapiro’s fans was so indoctrinated by his vitriolic Islamophobia, he went and shot up a mosque. Despite inspiring a mass shooting, Ben has done absolutely nothing in the ensuing 7 years to tone down the rhetoric.

Gutfeld is acting like a chapped-ass bitch here because he knows that the general public is kinda horrified at a lot of the Charlie Kirk quotes that have been making the rounds

If someone had said, in the aftermath of George Floyd, "I'm glad he's dead," they'd be serving in a Cabinet post by now.

People have also got to stop framing statements about minorities being morally and genetically inferior to white people as a “policy disagreement.”

Minnesota in the all-whites is a good look

How ’bout ‘em

I’m gonna have to sweat the Bees again this year, huh?

Willie Nelson is a real one, y’all

I'm not particularly optimistic this gets sorted by next week

service journalism is alive (unlike several of these horses)

Speaking of reasonable suspicion, I feel like I can draw a lot of conclusions about a ruddy cheeked guy slurring his words at 9:25a.m.

Stetson Bennett with a better marketing department (complimentary)

Forget pumpkin spice, the true harbinger of Fall is the Falcons choking away a winnable game

Even the brain worm wants him to stop being around

Country Feedback

Intellectual giant of the tech bro right is just as fuckin dumb as you’d expect

Shocked to find a British person upset at the concept of things having flavor

He’s not wrong. We’re in this position because Republican politicians—like Mike Johnson—are power-obsessed sociopaths whose hearts and brains are so broken that they can’t even be moved by the horrible reality of dead children and shattered families.

I’ll give the max donation to whatever politician signs up just to ask Matt why he doesn’t wash his fuckin’ hands after using the bathroom

I was unaware that we’d made Jared’s crook-ass dad the ambassador to France

Holy shit, way to go Tommy

As someone who judges a coffee place based on their cortado, I feel very very seen right now

I've been going to downtown Atlanta for 35+ years and have never once felt unsafe. Then again, I'm not a dipshit that needed MeeMaw to teach me to stop wetting my pants