BRO. They were running *in Maine,* a state where everyone drives everywhere and all the old people (which is to say, most of the voters) still listen to terrestrial radio while they're driving. Platner was going to fucking lose by 10 pts.

This is probably just paranoia/anxiety talking, but now I'm a little worried that nobody in Platner's campaign understands that "suspending the campaign" and "formally withdrawing" are different things, and they're not going to get the paperwork in before the deadline.

While there are Jewish immigrants in NYC from both Israel and other parts of the Diaspora, NY's Jewish neighborhoods are populated mostly by families that have been here for ~100 years or more. They're not, by any stretch of the definition, "immigrant neighborhoods."

[Knicks lose Game 3 and USMNT loses 4-1 to Belgium] Everything Trump touches turns to shit (derogatory) [Infantino gets run out of FIFA leadership by a supremely pissed-off UEFA] Everything Trump touches turns to shit (laudatory)

This woman has worked for both Bill Clinton and Andrew Cuomo. Recently. The sex-pest politician pipeline is a crisis across the political spectrum. Just because Platner's social media shooters debased themselves these last few months doesn't give the establishment any room for a victory lap.

Well, I guess that answers the question "would you rather lose your best offensive player for one game, or have to play with the Trump stink on you?"

Ronaldo's best American Sports Comp, for... lots of reasons... is Kobe Bryant. Exceptionally talented player, particularly as a pure scorer, but not anywhere close to the GOAT conversation. Plus, you know, all the other stuff.

Cassie having a "Jester boys thing" goes a *long* way to explaining her and Swanboy's history, even before the hat.

Those waffle-gobblers are always out solving crimes in the English countryside, smdh. Maybe solve the Americans' 3-5-2 first, mayo-munchers.

The problem is with that strategy is, Walden is the one on camera lying about how she got all of her information from diaries and letters in the archive in VT. D&Q absolutely should've a) licensed the book, or b) stopped the gn being promoted in a way that suggested it was entirely original research

Legislative Leadership Candidate's Views On "What Law Should Be" Somehow Impact Leadership Prospects

BEAUTY

Damn, not to take anything away from Harry Kane's brilliance in the second half, but that result is 100% "what happens when one team has Premier League starters coming off the bench." DRC was heroic all game, but their top-tier players were either subbed out or dead on their feet by the 70th minute.

Ditto Canada v. whoever they draw. Norteamericano solidarity against the Perfidious European.

lololol, Thierry you absolute animal. "Alexi, have you taken [a penalty]?" "Long time ago." "In a World Cup?" "...no."

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

you know this song was written by a white man right? like he's basically wearing greenface? the frog's great though, name's Herman i think. Curtis? what a voice. good luck finding some honky who sings like that. probably tried too. Dermot? hold on i'll google it.. wow i was a mile off. it's Michigan

Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

Hakeem Jeffries is not a political boss to be feared. Not in New York City, and not in the Democratic Party. He has a nice, solid constituency in his district, and to a lesser extent in Central Brooklyn, generally. But he simply does not have the juice to make demands, much less threats.

There is an extremely good reason the word "former" appears in this man's bio.

Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.

Lawyers DREAM about being able to be so snarky to someone who can't do a goddamn thing about it and this lucky bastard got to put it in writing under the NFL letterhead. I'm legitimately envious. bsky.app/profile/dirt...

it's because the major questions doctrine is a crock of shit

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons meme

I, for one, am not going to let these creepy fascist psychopaths tell me what it means to be a man, or that meeting someone else’s conception of masculinity is a goal i should give a shit about

Apparently the English are in Boston now, and the vibes *could not be worse.* Just a complete 180 from the Scots, who were fun and lovely and there to have a good time. The English, by contrast, all seem to be bad-drunk and looking for a fight. old.reddit.com/r/boston/com...

Let's go live to Springfield City Hall, where Mayor Sarno and the City Council are discussing the city's efforts to curb loitering and antisocial behavior by Springfield's teens:

Whomst'd've expected???

"He's not 'a scientist who got turned into a plant,' he's a plant who *thinks* he's 'a scientist who got turned into a plant.' The scientist is just dead." is, no joke, one of the best character twists in superhero comics history.

Guys, when I tell you it was a *perfect* day out in Boston today, believe it. 72 degrees, sunny, slight breeze off the water, and a city full of live music and people doing the happy version of day-drinking. Everything about the World Cup that doesn't have to do with FIFA itself has been amazing.

LOL. First Spain, now Portugal, this World Cup really said "Get good, Iberia."

One of the aspects of the importance and good-vibes of the Knicks win last night that has gone under-remarked is the fact that, even aside from the Knicks, NYC is a *basketball city.* Like, to a genuinely insane degree. There are public courts *everywhere,* all in heavy, year-round use.

Damn, if that number holds, and NYC filled the streets last night with (probably) more than a million people, MANY of them VERY drunk, while only having *5* assaults and 63 other arrests... those are goddamn miracle numbers. Truly untouchable, indescribable vibes. defector.com/scenes-from-...

Like Anubis weighing your heart against a feather, the Boston Cop Slide determines the purity of your soul by allowing those pure of heart to pass unharmed and fucking flings the wicked across the pavement.

No comic panel has ever more succinctly captured the spirit of a character than these three dialogue boxes paired with this silhouette.

whenever i get into historical details about the reconstruction era, i always come away with the same feeling: they should’ve hung every last confederate. now we live with the actual, spiritual, and ideological descendants of evil who men who were welcomed back instead, and its poisoned this country

when they bitch about the HR lady it’s only because they think that’s some kind of marxist synthesis of ‘mommy’ and ‘boss’

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

I have received video of Seth Moulton being loudly booed at Boston Pride.

Ignoring the shitty clickbait headline, the fact of the matter is horror movies have always had the unique combination of "reliable crowd pleasers" and "can be made on a microbudget." Only other genre that comes close is rom-coms, but those usually rely on a bankable star, which costs money.

thankful for the re-release which made this film watchable by modern audiences

First no-respins 82-0 without 60s GSW Wilt or Giannis/Lebron/Luka out of position. www.82-0.com/share?id=awJ...

However you feel about the NYT, this has been and remains 100% true. US Senator shouldn't be anyone's first office in government for lots of reasons but, in relevant part, because we should be finding this shit out about a guy WAY before he's the presumptive nominee for a key swing Senate seat.

Damn, this one stings. www.bbc.com/news/article...

had never seen this one and it's killing me

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.