Cowards. Should've renamed it xXxBOxXx.

I thought this was an Onion article at first, but making this comparison has killed any interest I may have had

Is Russell Brand still relevant in the UK? How? Why?

I am cancelling Hasan Piker because watching someone else play video games is weird. Just play them yourselves.

"Do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Hasan Piker?" Unfavorable: 15% Favorable: 7% Never Heard Of/Have No Opinion: 79% Echelon / April 2026

"We vibe coded ourselves into a bad vibes situation" - Bluesky Dev probably

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

I'm afraid "Mr. Questions" is so funny that the bit will haunt @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social for the rest of his career.

"reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

Say, my polymorphic pal, do you think the humans would be flattered if we made a page for THEM? Hm, if my memory serves their base stats weren't very high - that must have been why they needed us to protect them!

Being mildly chastised on Bluesky is the most attention Michael Ian Black has ever received

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

"My grandfather’s deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Infowars!”

Oh baby

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

editor's note: it was in fact her job

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm

Whenever you’re feeling low just remember that maybe, like Punch the Monkey, there’s a group of aliens somewhere that are rooting for you

Yet another Onion article that shouldn't be evergreen, but unfortunately is.

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

😐

"at least the queen isn't alive to see this" yeah but she knew about all this shit. i do agree tho it's chill that she's dead

A lot of people working for AI companies are going to be out of a job when this bubble pops.

Steam Machine was already going to kill Xbox, this is just going to speed that up.

This has always been who she is and it’s always been who Harris and Biden are too

[chef’s kiss]

CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies

free speech isn’t legal anymore

“Hey you guys didn’t vote for a genocider so actually the fascism happening now and our institutions inability to protect from it are actually your fault” Do you hear yourselves

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Imagine the BDSM community having a meltdown over someone questioning why a mod puts a gimp mask over an Animal Crossing character.

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

My choices are validated www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Expedition 33 wasn't my GOTY. I thought the story fell off in ACT 3, the combat mechanics became tiresome, and I HATED Verso as a character. However, I am looking forward to seeing what the studio will do in the future.

jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams

I hate jimmy fallon

they're adding being british to the dsm

No, next question

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

WaPo Editorial Board should not be taken seriously, but I do HATE the Dyson Airblade. They never fully dry your hands, there's always a pool of stagnant water at the bottom, and it's impossible to not scrape against the sides doing to stupid hand motion required to use the thing.

There should be a cap on money like there is in JRPGs, once you hit $999999999 you can't make anymore.

Here’s a real fucking list for real Americans - cowboy reviews the 1960’s Bonanza show and also kills vampires - making fun of Quora users but get distracted talking about Morbius for half an hour - watching Star Trek Voyager while drunk but in a way where you wonder if they’re drinking too much