MFW I learn acting from TNA wrestling

This reads like it's from an English impressionist "doing" Adrian Dunbar in Line Of Duty

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Guy who was forty when Oasis broke and hung out around the local indie club night ass motherfucker

While it's interesting to note that Jimmy Beast's ma does all his HR work, I'm more curious about which member of his family is on retainer to burn every trace of his existence the second his heart stops so we never find out about his many, many crimes.

A surprisingly large proportion of military failures and disasters happen because one guy isn't where he's supposed to be or unable to correctly carry out some seemingly trivial task, and the cascade ends up fucking everyone over. America has decided to increase the proportion of their one guys.

Heavy music without humour, and the people who make it, are inevitably fucking insufferable

In retrospect, my criminal enterprises would be going so much better if only I had a form of operational security that couldn't be cracked by Facebook Mas

"Bitches, amirite?" seems undefeated in converting stupidity, incompetence and callousness into media careers across any field.

Have stumbled on one of those near mythical seller-has-no-idea, I can flip this for 5x marketplace bargains and I find myself unable to because the seller lives right at the end of my street. So whilst I have ethics, it would appear they're on a proximity trigger

This does imply the existence of an amateur mayonnaise, and that combination of words didn't help my mind either

"You must engage in gender performance and harm yourself mentally/physically to maintain a body shape lest you become an unlovable, unfuckable troll" is a gun society held to the head of women for centuries, and I'll fucked if I call the stupidest men on earth reinventing it for themselves a crisis

I don't know that there's a more definite recession indicator than when the news starts broadcasting serving suggestions for long pig

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If you ask me, the fact Elton John, Joan Jett and Dave Lee Roth seemingly didn't know the word "Jukebox" is deeply suspicious and perhaps evidence that they are in fact aliens

My 12 year old asked me to make her a playlist of sad songs and Jesus no I can't do that to a child

I hope there's not too many more storms this year. I don't think Irish infrastructure can bear the weight of that many English newscasters pronouncing "Tadhg"

The continuous rolling rehyping of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours is just marketing by big cocaine trying to retake it's place in the market after heroin and ecstasy took over in the nineties

I'm not going to lie, I would have thought a sincere enjoyment of the stylings of Mr Robert Ritchie would at least imply difficulty with operating heavy machinery, but I appear to be wrong in this case.

Thinking about that time EA bought up PopCap games just 10 months before Candy Crush dropped. Seems pretty likely that they missed out on all that money because they spent too long thinking about how they could get all that money.

"Look, I've went to the effort of shitting the bed, so it's only fair and right you clean it up"

Gonna tell my boss that OpenAI have actually preordered 40% of my working hours for next year

Oh hey guys! Remember all that memory that didn't exist that was ordered for GPUs that didn't exist for data centres that didn't exist for demand that didn't exist? Yeah, me too! https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/openai-funding-fears-hit-memory-154500748.html?guccounter=1

If you see this, pay a concert photo you took

If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

"On the screen in front of you, there's a picture of the global order. It's not supposed to look like that"

It’s the crossover you’ve all been waiting for.

Just taking a moment to say this had no business being this good. Yeah, don't get me wrong, massive talent involved, impeccable pedigree, but the stealth released comeback album just shouldn't be this fucking ***AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!***

Sorry fucking what there's a new Neurosis record?

They really don't make actors like Chuck Norris any more. You can't sustain a career or cultural significance by appearing sporadically in absolute dogshit for forty odd years these days, because of Woke

If you have to work "996" to get your week's work done, maybe you're just fucking incompetent? Have we considered this? That if these guys were actually smart, they'd be finished by now?

I've got a joke about visiting Zeno, but it's impossible to get through.

This is weirdly specific, but: Keep repeating "Cowboy Song" by Thin Lizzy, maybe even hitting that final chord a couple of times, but never, ever, every go into "The Boys Are Back In Town", and eventually my brain will turn into cheese and dribble out my nose

"Expeditionary Unit" Can't wait for fuckwit Dunkirk

I see they've wrote a book about listening to your mum

Lemmy played 200 shows a year and last slept in 1965.

I think where Iran really fucked up was that they forgot to give their State Sponsored Terrorism cool-ass names like Operation Ajax or Operação Condor

I'm starting to think that Israel's forceful declarations that nations have rights to exist and defend themselves aren't supposed to be applied universally.

Talking like a Pitchfork Heavy Metal guy to own the transes.

This kinda makes Stalin's politburo getting fucked up, watching westerns and hiding tomatoes in each other's pockets seem vaguely wholesome and hi-jinxy.

Fucking woke markets hate our troops!

I'm not much for conspirabollocks, but I do find the idea that Russian intelligence is doing targeting for Iran fucking silly. It certainly makes more sense as a bit of mutually beneficial propaganda for those dudes to throw out there than it does as an actual thing that's really happening

Watching in real time and realising a couple of hundred dudes and a couple of hundred grand worth of drones could functionally collapse the global economy almost at will, I think @bloodwork.show definitely have the sequel to the car bomb episodes

Making a big call here. They'll talk a lot about Cuba but they won't actually do shit militarily. This is just red meat for those still living the red scare. Cuba hasn't got enough to steal.

We managed no premade food for our youngest two. But that's with me having access to a commercial kitchen and the associated toys and a carefully managed system of not causing my wife to be justified in beating me into a grease stain of the floor. Wouldn't recommend otherwise.

Just checking: in the past, when leaders made lists of the countries they intended to invade and conquer, were any of them good guys?

The Ones Who Booked Flights Back To Omelas

The Gervais-Linehan memorial whacky bastard to plain bastard pipeline. "I affected to be something I'm not for fun and profit and that's now the only lens through which I can view the world"

Now that ClaudeAI has automated the bombing of schools and hospitals, US troops will have so much more time to devote to winning the hearts and minds of the Iranian people.

At root, this is "We're testing out new ways to kill people, live fire, on a populated area". Imperial Japanese Army in Manchuria shit. Fucking Unit 733t