impossible to overstate how important the school store was to me when i was 6. i wanted the pencil toppers. i wanted to sticky hand. i wanted to parachute man. i was mostly not allowed to buy these things due to the cruelty of parental authority

The absolute worst/absolute best task attempt in the history of the show

Me using Google Gemini: wow I love this. It writes just like the most boring, annoying guy I know and it's always wrong. I would pay upwards of the-very-concept-of-personal-computing for this

There is nothing more confusing than people who are obsessed with Nick Mullen. If you're still talking about cum town in 2026 I'm scared of you

entering a new level of loserdom as i start DIYing minerals to add to my water for better tea/coffee brewing

the 10 thousand dollar gear that you need or you're a loser *the gear was free and there's affiliate links to the product. definitely "not sponsored"* why you dont need expensive gear at all, being thrifty makes you cool *video sponsored by used gear storefront + affiliate links*

One of my least favorite viral fun facts is the one about how movies show a bald eagle but play a red tailed hawk screech. I always knew what red tailed hawks sound like bc I grew up around them, and I don't know if I've EVER heard a hawk screech in a movie where they show a bald eagle

okay goodnight😴

I can tell I'm getting older because my voice is shot and I'm actually tired from the streams

NOW is the time to join our game of King of the Castle

So far we have raised $111,152.69 for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund, and we are going into our finale game: KING OF THE CASTLE! It has GREAT Twitch integration and we play it in a really fun way. COME HANG AND DONATE twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

we're in the final stretch of our two-day marathon to support WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. watching and sharing and donating is one small way you can say fuck ICE, especially on the evil President's Day. Fuck Presidents and fuck ICE and fuck all cops everywhere.

tasting notes are so fun

Video games are great. Twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

The marathon continues! Sylvi, Jack, and Ali are playing Galaxy Princess Zorana and this big woman is their bodyguard. Waow. www.twitch.tv/friendsatthe...

Join us in half an hour at 11am ET for the second day of our ICEBREAKER marathon, raising money for the WFM's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! Yesterday you went to Flegg Hell, watched Austin crash a truck through a bridge, and raised over $61,500! twitch.tv/friendsatthetable bit.ly/icebreaker2026

your goal in life should be to never unironically sound like Smeagol www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH3p...

hey we are about to go live with multiplayer Teardown and be tearing stuff down

Over at the @friends-table.bsky.social ICEBREAKER fundraiser we have raised over $50,000 and we're about to send Dre to Flegg Hell twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Hey what the fuck?

hey we're live now!

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

when i recogize something im like YESS!!, but when i don't recognize something i'm like NOO!! NO NO NO!!!

They should still do auto tune the news and they should not pull any punches. All the worst shit in the world should get the bed intruder treatment.

There will also be a special two-part episode of everybody's favourite daily podcast about fish, Fishteen Minutes.

We're also going to be streaming the Outward 2 playtest, which is really exciting, and @carberry.deals is going to take the reins for a CRUSADER KINGS LIMITED SERIES as we travel to Song dynasty China!

obviously the finale games each night being REPO and King of the Castle are very exciting but i'd like to draw your attention to "Scintillation Fashion Contest 2026" and "Dre Goes to Flegg Hell"

kind pennsylvanian father hunt and peck typing "respectful porn" into the search bar

listening to this again its so fucking good. track 1, 4, 5, 8 are my favorite i think

hell yeah sasac.bandcamp.com/track/pig

Here's the schedule for our ICEBREAKER fundraiser on 2/15 and 2/16, a marathon to raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund. Join us then at twitch.tv/friendsatthetable!

every movie should have a pipsqueak

i have to add that the matcha was really good

thinking about bob odenkirk as the hated milk machine. that episode is ambitious and doesnt fully land but the hated milk machine song is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life

This coming Sunday and Monday, come help us raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! follow twitch.tv/friendsatthetable now to be notified! Read here for more info: www.patreon.com/posts/fundra... (Art by @badbucket.bsky.social!)

Kyle showed up today to finally finish Shenmue 3 for our patreon, only to discover that we lost the save file. So Kyle came over to restart Shenmue 3. You can see the impact on morale here. If you love Run Button and our Shenmue LPs maybe this is good news for you? Contentburger.biz

I cannot imagine wanting someone dead or alive. I think I'll always have pretty strong feelings one way or the other

something about adding 1mm in length to a camera lens via UV filter drives me absolutely insane. suddenly it's gigantic and horrible

on one hand i hate taking part in any discourse and i basically never want to chime in about anything, on the other hand i do believe horrible ideas take root in otherwise good spaces because the rightest people shut the fuck up and arent out for a big weird fight

We were joined by @swandre3000.bsky.social to talk about Old, but I can't quite remember what this one was about www.patreon.com/posts/youll-...

Media Club Plus for this week will be up in a couple hours, thanks for your patience! We had some health issues and a lost file but everything's good now

the AI crash is going to be so bad every major liberal is going to take their turn trying to cushion the blow, because that's what they actually care about. take your lumps Chris, it's for The Country! That's why they pay you the big bucks!

This weekend(ish!), on Sunday 15th and Monday 16th, we’re going to be hosting ICEBREAKER, a two day fundraising marathon on Twitch to raise money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota’s Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! Read more here! www.patreon.com/posts/150448...

we'll have water for the table and to start i'll have icebreakers liquid💧ice

This post is going viral, but this isn't walking back. It's reiterating the initial press release. There's no new information in this post, aside from them saying they're using a different ID partner (which doesn't solve that problem) and the Reddit joke. Everything else is the same. Keep pushing.

World record holder for biggest sip

Police and their media allies are using the horrors of Trump’s ICE kidnaps squads to launder police depts’ reputations and promote a baseless narrative of successful post George Floyd “reforms”. I wrote about this is PR blitz and why it’s bullshit.

cannot believe all this stuff that's coming out. someone should kill jeffrey epstein