Buying expensive cups won't automatically make you the kind of person that thinks before he tosses a cup or mug into the air for fun. Multiple times a week I will throw an irreplaceable cup into the air and only realize what I've done while it's on the way down

it should be illegal to start a comment online with the words "Hey so"

there's only about 5 books that are the best book of all time

the three-two cousins that appear in this are a top tier @carberry.deals invention and the way this LP ends up really has to be heard

one of my favorite things I've recorded in recent memory please come listen to Jack, Keith and I be goofballs

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

Even/odd works great for numbers but for letters it doesn't work at all. A is even, B is odd. But then C is odd, D is even, E is even, F is odd, G is even, H is even, I is even, J is odd, K is odd again. It's a mess

The only game I play is His Majesty's game. Are you not familiar with my liege?

Literally every day he does this again

Last Day for ICEBREAKER merch!!! Last day for all merch profits going to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota too, here are some of my favs @ friendsatthetable.shop

Would you like to see @notquitereal.bsky.social, with @carberry.deals @sylvibullet.bsky.social and @amtebbel.bsky.social, play their first ever sonic game? would you like it to be a totally working copy with no gamebreaking issues? well i have good news and bad news youtu.be/r13sQsea8-I

because i barely use instagram i have no reason to know why someone would make something a story instead of a normal post, and i dont know where replies to a story even go. the year is 2026

Conner did such amazing work here (and as one of the 17 artists featured throughout the book, too!) Kickstarter goes live tomorrow! Follow now to make sure you don’t miss it. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Hey we're live on twitch playing more Silent Hill 2 Original twitch.tv/runbutton

i have it on good authority that one of the easiest things to do is a land war in asia

is there a single reason this shouldn't be called COVID-26 except to take advantage of people's mental exhaustion with COVID-19 precautions?

ahhh... it's true, you shot me... satisfying some... *cough hack sputter* some disgusting obsession of yours... *more coughing* but it seems... to me... *cough cough* that the real victims here are the terrified citizens of Reno

i briefly used a 65% keyboard this week and I've been uing 40% keyboards for so long that it feels weird and bad. i keep hitting tab shit Z to get an exclamation point! that's not where those live!

i was at the cemetery today because it's a nice place to read when it's warm and there was a menacing gang of turkeys stalking around

Dude they're shutting down sora, the guy who makes ai generated musicals of him and his anime girlfriend singing about different towns in Rhode Island is going to kill himself

I'm so happy we had Janine on for this and Lady in the Water, M Night's two most bizarrely structured movies by far. Worth a listen if only to hear her early guesses about what might be secretly happening in Trap (spoilers there was nothing secretly happening in Trap)

why do i have four camera flashes. thats too many

its so fucking funny that trump is making up fake peace talks between the US and iran and when iran calls it fake news he goes ok you guys have one more chance. lmao i don't think you're in the position of giving chances, that's been their whole point

Starting soon!

Tonight!!! 7:30pm eastern time!!! It's time to announce the next season of Media Club Plus and we're doing it LIVE with a screenshot stream! twitch.tv/friendsatthetable

Oh my god... she must be huge

it really is the all time best book of all time though

That's unusually empathetic for the BBC

coming out later this evening is the final Media Club Plus episode in the M Night season, Trap, a movie that reminded me a lot of how it felt watching all these M Night movies

Guys the wind is legit whipping out there. It's actually howling out there guys

sorry i cant hang out today. yeah i'm projecting quiet confidence. yeah all day. yeah no worries. ok i'll see you.

i booked a same-day flight to florence yesterday to be with my mom after she had a life-threatening heart event. she is very sick and remains in the ICU, and we were not prepared for anything like this. any shares and donations are so appreciated, thank you ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

i have no opinion on Chalamet, I've never seen any movie he's done but he just seems like one of those guys people hate (rightly? wrongly?) and instead of directly addressing that they don't like him people just preted everything he says and does is immoral somehow. sick of hearing about him frankly

Every time Mo takes a bath he goes absolutely psycho

i never know what the fuck any of you are talking about

I've been lucky enough to meet Danika's mom a couple of times. She was so sweet and kind and funny, and I instantly saw so much of Danika in her. Please give them support during this crisis.

okay apparently we're playing the new Star Trek Voyager game

Part 1 of run button's Punishement Series will be streamed in 10 minutes at 7pm eastern. i dont know what we're playing because Kyle won't tell me so you can find out alongside me at twitch.tv/runbutton

my adhd diagnosis lapsed because i havent taken prescribed meds since high school. last year it cost isaac $800 with insurance and all day to get a diagnosis, but i did it online and it cost $45 and 12 minutes

When my washing machine catastrophically failed last year and leaked water into my and my downstairs neighbor's apartments I had to get an expensive brand new washing machine and unfortunately I have to report it's the best thing in the world even though I'm paying $200/month for another 6 months

Every person for some reason: oh that behavior? That's just an evolutionary biological trait of the male psyche. Being epic and sigma is actually the natural state of prehistoric man 😌

I used to work a general grounds job for a rich older woman in Wellesley Massachusetts. I did a lot of landscaping and painting and stuff, but I did some cleaning inside a few times and the standout thing was her collection of genuine Shaker boxes. There had to have been over $100k in antique boxes.

I didn't hate Pokopia or anything but it I'm really bummed that I didn't love it and i don't really feel energized to play more to see if it grows on me. Kind of shocked by HOW positive the reaction has been, especially from non pokemon fans

hey we've started streaming Pokopia

Streaming Pokopia tonight at 6pm eastern with Kyle on Run Button you should come watch (I haven't played it yet) twitch.tv/runbutton

looking at the posts from all the people in my phone

i finally get to pack away my M Night notebook that i used for most of this season (for the first few eps i was taking notes on the computer) and break out my new season notebook. i had been using a leuchtturm1917 a4+ slim and i DID NOT LIKE IT

More of @sylvibullet.bsky.social and @carberry.deals playing Virtue's Last Reward youtu.be/pGIGP1A4tnI