starting to think Oyster cat's microchip may have migrated bc it can cause all the weird shit she has going on

gotta make a list of all the failed comedians doing the saudi show so i can make fun of them and also not support their future projects forever haha

watching Peaky Blinders without subtitles, bold move

peter Davidson, i adore you but if you don't keep Walton goggins name out ur mouth i will sneak into ur house and put allllll the tattoos back

gotta go back to the neurosurgeon soon for my last post op visit and get a neurologist referral for the ol' occipital neuralgia 🧠

y'all's med bed skeets are reminding me of the time a friend sent nudes of them in one of those like sleep pod hotels, anyway hope med beds are like that

NOSMKING.BMF

[youtube thumbnail] MEDBED SUCKED ME OFF???

new line cinema is still the house that Freddy built

im such a slut for practical effects in both film and television

now watching Weapons(2025)

putting your dance workout playlist on shuffle so u gotta dance to the beat and then Blitzkrieg Bop comes on, whew

Tetris Attack

spouse finished the first season of peaky blinders so we can start 2 tonight. mentally preparing to see tom hardy do his little voice

good morning, panic attack morning

the valerian root entering my bloodstream

yes, im cultured the culture:

sorry but it's extremely funny to me that ch*rlie k*rk's wife is from the bravo TV series Summer House

the yogurt shop murders doc is very good

nancy mace looks like a real house wife (derogatory)

i have begun befriending a new family of crows, gonna drop off a couple buttons next week

important announcement: i have finally decided to stop trying to steal Melanie Lynsky from Jason Ritter, his fan dances are so impressive

they should do a nationwide re-release of Inglorious Basterds, no reason

took my son for an interview that's basically for like part time nannying and some light house work. really hope he gets this one bc as the oldest of 4 he got the skills and also the free bus line runs right to it

the little games we have to play at every 4 way stop

men what is preventing u from dressing like this

my spouse started watching Peaky Blinders and im so pumped, haven't watched since it was airing and haven't even seen the last season

fans of thca will be happy to hear that the peanut butter breath strain is extremely good, especially w pain

taking more Tylenol so i can go to the autism camp w my husband

the audacity of the weather to be so fucking hot, September in the south is so fucked

having an insane amount of gas in the tiny DMV bathroom that serves as a fart amplifier

3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep: 1. lactation 2. the Bible, unfortunately 3. the entirety of the real housewives franchise

omg im shocked can u even believe

if you haven't met this year's contestants for Fat Bear Week, i implore u to check them out explore.org

look all im asking is to take money away from the police and give it to schools, afterschool programs, and libraries

missed another doctor's appointment 😕

taking some acetaminophen before bed to really stick it to trump

trump supporters are no longer allowed to get lip injections or tans

when more episodes of The Pitt?

graham who is a complete idiot got outside a couple days ago and decided to go sniffing around the momma cat and her kittens, he skulked back inside with a bruised ego and couple big swats to the face

not sure if i skeeted about finding two adult copperhead snakes mating right next to my back steps

watched F Marry Kill(2024) as we ease our way into October

this has been a Walton goggins fan account for 200 years

all the men that talk about "low quality females" are also the same men who leave their wives bc their bodies change permanently after pregnancy

now watching Subservience(2024)

maybe the soldier boy spin off/prequel/idk what it is of the boys will be bad but i won't be able to tell on account of Jensen Ackles like face and mouth and voice

google how me move to Netherlands free?

I live for this shit

sometimes i forget about the vast differences between medical and surgery but then i remember what Scrubs taught me-- surgeons are cutters and they wanna cut