just seen someone on Reddit asking tarot cards about Greenland so I’m glad we’ve all got our sensible heads on

We’re visiting a high-school friend of my wife and LOOK AT THIS PAINTING HER DAUGHTER DID

Sabrina Carpenter is who people think T***** S**** is.

Too many apps on my phone have orange symbols 😠

LOL

And on the Tube. Placing a guillotine on every street corner and on every platform and using them on offenders should do the trick.

This has indeed been rumbling around in the back of my mind for a while

I just have a few questions…

You have to sympathise. Who could have foreseen how badly this would end?

Absolutely fascinating chart. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, love/hate notes, hexes, St Brigid’s Day, Valentines, voodoo rituals, holy altars…there’s a Ciaraíoch art piece for it! Support local talent. #spéirghorm #RoadFrontage #IrishArt #Culture

Made it to parkrun despite hangover and rain. Winning ✌️

Edinburgh, I love you

Was he wrong though?

US economic news: Resilient American economy adds 500k new healthcare workers and data centre security guards UK economic news: Gilt markets on the brink as John Lewis CEO admits to opening phishing email

I like how breath of the wild establishes that link can't remember zelda because it explains why I, the player, decided to help a guy find 10 crickets on my way instead of going to save my sworn love from eternal darkness

This intro to David Frost's Telegraph column sums up so much that is wrong with British politics.

We have an ageing population, struggling public services, and climate change. People might want low taxes, no migrants and cheaper energy, but they also don't want to lie in a hospital corridor for hours or have their house flooded. You can win elections with magic thinking but can't govern with it.

It's almost impressive how many of GO's sweetspots it hit: no harm to incomes of older people, kicks can down road, doesn't solve problem but appears to, moves money in a fudgy way, creates financial product which can be sold, consequences felt when he himself will be out of office. Chefs kiss.

lol lmao even

He's senile, isn't he

Many will focus on the cockenballs, but don't neglect Feathers McGraw.

It's undoubtedly interesting seeing those whose generation's prospects were shat on by the GFC and Camborne's government reach positions of influence and get angry

Rare Dunty banger

I had to double-check this because it's so fucking dark and miserable that I didn't realise it was so early in the evening!

What I like when something big happens is that the TL just explodes with News In Motion

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

how exciting, 647 new presenting gigs just opened up at the BBC

'Kemi Badenoch's increasing stature', I say as everyone laughs at me.

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

Lol

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Of the 31 games that won the 'now' votes, rank as many as you can. That could be just voting for your favourite, or a top 3, or 10, or just go mad and rank all 31. I will NOT count ties I will NOT count the same game in multiple ranks If you need help deciding: czeckd.github.io/preference-r...

Kemi Badenoch (15 Jan 2026) sick of the snakes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 tryna come between my and my party. You mean nothin to me 💅 I'll PM you hun

'Which Way Western Man' is a 1978 book written by white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, member of the National Alliance – a foundational neo-Nazi organization established by William Luther Pierce, whose writing inspired several acts of terrorism, including the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing.

And I think it's national kiss a ginger day??

**New theory emerges about how this newly discovered Carnyx head became separated from the mouthpiece section**

Stephen: "What a waste of a. Round table" So true #thetraitors

Honestly Beni. It's the fucking Traitors night you need to keep a fucking lid on it and give me a stress free night

Are James and Jessie a couple? #thetraitors

More red flags than a communist party rally etc etc

Finally broke and accepted Adobe's desperate pleas for me to try a "generative AI summary" of a crochet pattern. I tried a simple (but cool) 5-step hat pattern and the results are.... Interesting. I might have to make it to see what happens....

Undefeated in remaining undefeated.

Beni Baningime

Politicians: don't use AI to make your maps.

Am sick of tidy, pedantic etc being called ocd, honestly you have no idea what a horrible affliction it is tbh and it’s neither of those things

I think this misses the crucial implicit horror of the Spice Girls, what happened to Mel A?