PSA

Good job it's not full, or this would have been a very nasty crash

850 tomahawk missiles, or 107 Youssef Chermitis

Don't hate my Mother-in-law, but every time we visit her house, I fantasize about when she dies and how I'll be able to destroy all of her ridiculous Live-Laugh-Love and inspirational quote signs.

I hate you all

I'm glad that I don't have to inhabit Richard Gadd's mind

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I suspect that Sex Matters may have got themselves into a position where they've overstepped and will be rebuffed significantly. Also Sharron Davies doesn't even go to parkrun, so why does she care? I bet she isn't involved in the WI, Brownies or anything else.

World's tallest cinema bosses

Kids aren't as resilient as you claim. Think about the reason you're in therapy.

"I love eating out the bin"?

TIL that margarine used to be made from whale fat. I thought it was always vegetable oil of some kind

Not my bag but please do join in for everyone else :)

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I know this isn't the point of this post, but 4 people to write one article that is essentially gossip, feels excessive

The coming meat

Bureaucracy Matters

Every single policy Reform announces just screams I hate working people. Scrapping our rights, benefits, health care and the media doesn't give it any attention and Farage remains lauded as 'man of the people'. Nonsense!

Just seen a relic of something lost to the mists of time..... A "Gorillas" tote bag Obviously I mean the food delivery company, not Damon Alban's project

Death by Shakespeare Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays #ShakespeareDay

This 23 April, why not try being kind to your dragon and feeding it treats instead of sticking nasty sharp things into it? Dragons endorse this message. [Bibliothèque du Château de Chantilly, Ms 139, f. 14v].

Love shit like this

One step from Encherining Entertainment and cartchy tuns

Don't need the "AI" to see a picture of someone being torn a new one

*Sean Connery voice

What's the greater cultural fail this week: Sky newsreader not being familiar with the Jane Austen quote (probably her most famous one!!) Or An opinion piece about potential draft-dodging not referencing Fortunate Son by CCR?

I assume this is because some creepy man would use this gift/power/curse to GROOM A CHILD SO HE CAN MARRY HER IN THE FUTURE?

Breaking news: Turkeys shown to be broadly in favour of Christmas

only one of my council candidates has posted on bluesky and only one more even has an account. this would be a bad way to allocate my vote but also… there are worse ways…

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The loudest things ever recorded: 3. The Saturn V Rocket Launch 2. The 1883 Krakatoa volcanic eruption 1. An autoplaying Facebook reel

One of the worst things about the death of local journalism is you have thousands of people thinking that The Bread Lady is some kind of expert and knows what she's talking about

This episode reminds me of when Laura Kuennsberg just tweeted out unverified "facts" (both instances I remember being subsequently proven to be wrong), yet regional journalists have to (rightly!) go through a load of due process before publishing

Low-level, but the 2007 WDC, McLaren deliberately fluffed Hamilton's gearbox at Interlagos as part of the spygate repercussions and the FIA not wanting a rookie title win as it would make the sport look easy

Flight 93 is the obvious one isn't it?

flight 93 was shot down by our own military

I'm always skeptical of BBC-bashing, but BBC News website hasn't reported on the Tice tax scandal since 12 April, when the headline was "Tice £91,000 tax row is 'minor administrative error', party claims".

Goldeneye

WELL NO SHIT YOU ARE! WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE? BRATWURST?!

Love this pattern

Trump’s presidency is what evil looks like: absurd, frightening, cruel | Nesrine Malik

Normally state broadcasters start broadcasting fascist branding *after* they take charge

Deranged is a good description. I've never seen a corporate mission statement that says "we should strive to be more evil, and governments should step aside and give us an environment that is more conducive to enabling that"

Genuinely excellent apology from The National for running a transphobic advert.