Does anyone have the current address for the SFA?

Be some laugh when we romp the league next year with a team made up of boys from the Diadora League and the Slovenian 3rd tier.

John Beaton, Andrew Dallas and Steven McLean are cheats. Go ahead. Try and sue anyone that says that. Corrupt scumbags.

And the least surprising thing about all of this is that nothing will happen to those involved. The decision isn’t a surprise because the entire world saw it.

And there it is. Celtic got a penalty they shouldn't've and we didn't get a penalty we should've. League title 100% stolen from us. Fuck the SPFL. Fuck the SFA.

It’s funny that there’s not a single credible independent voice in football that believed that Celtic penalty at Fir Park was legitimate but… 33.3% of the SFA homework-marking panel believed it was. These people are (and I can’t emphasise this enough) fucking cunts. Scum filth fucking cunts.

Cool. I’m sure that admission will fill the enormous SPFL premiership trophy-sized hole in my chest.

No place in international football for people who say ‘could of’ instead of ‘could have’

After you strip away the SFA corruption - what a season!

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Some Celtic boy posting me a picture of McInnes shaking hands with O’Neill You’ve got me bang to right Columbo 😂 He won’t see this, of course, as I automatically block any Old Firm fans who engage with me

Feelings

“The fourth official has indicated an additional 5 minutes - a minimum of 5 minutes to play! … I mean unless you’re wanting the game to stop now, in which case, COME ON DOWN BOYS!!!”

I’m convinced our boy David Berman would have been Gorgie @everybodylovesij.bsky.social 🎵 Well, a setback can be a setup For a comeback if you don't let up But this kind of hurtin' won't heal And the end of all wanting Is all I've been wanting And that’s just the way that I feel 🎵

McInnes can be fairly ruthless when he needs to be. I’m told him and Tony Docherty are not exactly best buddies anymore. Good!

The passing of a week has not made the events at Fir Park any easier to take. If anything, it’s much worse. The SFA denied us a potentially once in a lifetime experience. I truly wish nothing but misery and suffering on those involved. Scum.

What do the German clubs do with all the boring bastard fans who support them? Seems like every fucker that goes to the matches is a radge who sings and bounces about for the full 90. Where are the boys asking everyone to sit down? Where are the grumpy old cunts who never sing?

Let’s not be all tentative about whether we could qualify for the Champions League. Van Bronckhorst’s Rangers were a bawhair away from winning the UEFA cup FFS

Really good video with @sked21.bsky.social and @www.scottishfootball.info around our potential pathways in Europe No need to sell ourselves short. We are a far better team than recent abortive Euro campaigns…

Season ticket renewal deadline is Friday - don’t forget

That's right, fuck up ya wee goblin

It’s clear that the match was abandoned due to the pitch incursion. It’s also clear that the sanction for this should be a 3-0 Hearts victory. It’s going to be a massive pain in the hoop (ahem) for our players to get back from their holidays for the victory parade…

After a good season in the Premiership, I suspect his value will have been inflated. Seems decent if not exactly the ‘wow’ signings that we might need to have another great season. All caveated with ‘the fuck do I know’ disclaimer - JimmyT knows what it’s doing

Was the penalty we conceded on Saturday the first one we conceded all season?

Spurs have only won at Stamford Bridge once in FORTY games? Even Hibs fans are laughing at that derby record!

These boys must be really good

English FA: you're out the playoffs and are getting a points deduction. This was an egregious act. Czechia FA: you forfeit the match and have to pay half a million blabs. You have shamed your country. Scottish FA: HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE

Great news for Middlesbrough fans

Asking for a friend. If a club can be expelled from the playoffs and potentially tens of millions of pounds for some boy taking videos on his iPhone… …can a club forfeit a match for preventing it being concluded due to endangering player safety?

How well would Scotland have to do at the World Cup (and beyond) to improve the lot of SPFL clubs in European competition? And what sort of performance by our clubs in Europe would make an impact? Or, is having a shitty settlement likely for the foreseeable future? @www.scottishfootball.info

On the basis that having some continuity and character in the team is important - I really hope we manage to retain at least one of Cammy and Beni - even if the plan is to strengthen in those areas. Most people seem confident both will be gone. Total faith in those making the decisions mind.

I try and get to every Hearts match I can, home and away but… I last went there in 2006 and vowed I’d never be back. Same goes for Ibrox, last there in 2007. Horrible places and we’re treated like scum by their dreadful police.

Absolutely called it - this time last year

Compared to Hearts, my level of interest in the Scottish national team is a fraction of a fraction. That said, pleased for Shanks and Craig. Usual pish with him sticking with his huddies and I’d be disappointed if I was Harry Milne - who I’m hoping remains different class for us in 26/27

Thought @aroundthefunnel.bsky.social was pitch perfect on a difficult week. Hopefully Laurie will be in a position to appear more often next season as we march to the title

Hincape had his shorts pulled down… 🧐 #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #ARSBUR

Compared to the interest in football in Scotland - the TV revenue is fairly pitiful.

After listening to @heartsstandard.bsky.social I’ve changed my mind on winning the title on a technicality. If UEFA intervened and awarded us 3 points* it would be funny as fuck and I’d be walking around all summer in full Hearts kit bamming up any cunt who’s there for it *fantasy nonsense

Here’s the thing - SPFL announce that mass pitch invasions are an automatic 6 point deduction. There won’t be any next season. But what if people pretend to be fans of a club to do that? It shouldn’t take Poirot to work out what club someone supports!

To look ahead, is it correct that we will be playing either Bodø/Glimt, Olympiakos or Fenerbahçe in the UCL2 qualifying round starting 21/22 July? @heartsstandard.bsky.social That’s fucking brutal 😂 Anyway, Europa or Conference groups would be just fine at this stage! Unless Ando and Bloom…

64 Days until the next Hearts match

🎙️ Title decider debrief 🎙️ Join @sked21.bsky.social & @craigcairns.bsky.social on YouTube/Facebook as they reflect on Saturday's game, the scenes and the reaction.

Well said Joel. I really hope those running the club use this to push on and it’s not another false dawn like 86, 98 and 06. Clear reasons why it shouldn’t be.

🗣️ “We’ll look back and enjoy it but we’ll also have that kind of grievance at times and that disappointment to try and spur us on to something greater." Derek McInnes reflects on positive Hearts season as he sets Champions League aim

I’ve watched the 10 most recent episodes of The Simpsons in the past few weeks. They are 100x worse than the best seasons’ episodes and 100x better than pretty much any other current TV comedy. I’d strongly recommend (Especially if there are reasons you may need cheered up)

What a league this would be. 34 games. One home - one away

It’s deplorable that we haven’t heard a single word of regret or apology from Celtic following the pitch invasion and abuse of Hearts players that ended yesterday’s game. They couldn’t care less. Celtic have shown the world the ugly reality of who they are over the last week.

Let’s not embarrass ourselves here Georgie boy. Settle down and have a whisky (or 10). We didn’t get fucked at Celtic Park, we got double-fucked at Fir Park and there’s nothing we can do about it now.