GIRFUY 😂

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

I’ve seen better

New Sicko just dropped

How does triggering an expensive by-election for your own self-aggrandisement go down with thick racists?

What Trump achieved is remarkable. Having previously been completely indifferent to the US football team, I felt the kind of relief when I saw they'd lost to Belgium as I normally feel when I wake up and see Reform have lost a by-election.

😂 Reverse that ya auld paedo arsehole!

My son has just said “you’d love to see Portugal win the next World Cup” And you absolutely would! 😂

The desperation to favour the bigger countries in this World Cup isn’t even subtle. Some of the decisions are ludicrous

Wonder if we should expect all countries with a population of 5.5m to be able to go toe to toe with Brazil?

FIFA and UEFA have the world’s most popular sport by the balls. Absolutely no way for clubs and countries to opt out of these organisations - so corrupt they would put your typical banana republic to shame

Weird to see ‘Hello Hello’ associated with the Republic of Ireland.

Salmond and Swinney did fuck all. Pussies.

I’m sure that Mexico video is hilarious but I’ll be fucked if I’m consciously watching anything that features Charlie Nicholas

Just a proud Hearts da who loves his bairns x

Have a look at the swimming pool hijinks video Hearts have posted on WhatsApp My favourite bit: Big Wout looking on like an adoring father 😂

That jug-eared fucker for Paraguay is a cheeky wee cunt, isn’t he.

Only one England player had altitude issues at the Azteca in 1986.

Is there? Aye.

A country that plays 390+ minutes at a a World Cup and doesn’t give Cameron Devlin a single minute is not a country I want to see advancing any further.

Ok, ok, I'll start using alt text

I think we need to sign someone for €3m to take the pressure off big Eddy A. This record signing thing is a millstone round his neck.

One thing I miss about Twitter is Ron Moneybags and his batshit Hearts takes

Third kit

VAR has ruined football but everyone is slowly forgetting what football used to be like. Every goal celebration is now reserved and conditional. The single best thing about the game - neutered. Fuck it and fuck FIFA

Boo

You love to fucking see it

“I watch you crumble. Like a very old wall” They don’t do lyrics like this anymore.

Hearts trailing the new third kit as ‘the final part of the jigsaw’ demands that its launch includes some truly startling signing announcements in said kit.

What are the @heartsstandard.bsky.social boys up to? Disappointing lack of video content. Sickos like me are looking for hourly updates.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

If Sander Kartum is a decent player then I’ve no idea how to process what I saw at Fir Park in April 2025. An all-timer dreadful individual performance

Who would have thought BBC presenters (QuestionTime) would eventually use Alan as a blueprint for impartiality ? youtu.be/S27UCzk5Sjc?...

Wee list of Edinburgh’s best restaurants: 1. Lyla 2. Restaurant Martin Wishart 3.Timberyard 4. Noto 5. Eleanore 6. Condita 7. Heron 8. Avery 9. Purslane … 456. Toby Carvery (Mortonhall) … 982. McDonald’s (Gorgie Rd) … 1034. The Kitchin

A light training session after last night’s game but one thing is for sure… Football tennis is serious business.