skyfall has such a stupid fucking plot. the entire thing, everything that happens, is just a complicated bunch of bullshit to put m in a room where she can be killed, after already having her itinerary and deliberately avoiding killing her to begin with

@tinycats.bsky.social moon cake was really good although unsure about the egg yokes(?) inside. 4.5/5 imps, would eat again

let's make drinking raw water a thing. bet we could solve a few of the country's problems by this happening

time to break glass on the emergency chairman mao

checked and charlie kirk ain't here. anyway, enjoy the apocalypse xx

@gordbrush.bsky.social you still getting on well with rogue trader? how far you got into it?

me after finding out i've got meetings

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

@doggbounty.bsky.social feels like we're the only bitches up. state of this country smdh

what a bitch lol

fxllas, it's the weekend! what you doin?

pints that make you cool and good!

gtradio too fucked to describe. tunes for sure

@doggbounty.bsky.social you ok? i'm fcuked

this exists it is called thinking

fuck me

more like suckerberg

Quick practice painting I did, trying to get better at painting metal:

guess what i'm watching next

just watched lady snowblood as a birthday treat and it was very good. thankyou for your attention to this matter

<Jilted Generation-era Prodigy voice>

It is an indisputable fact that battlemechs are stored in the balls

look at this incredibly cool haul! been wanting to try sake and moon cakes for ages and my wife is literally the best

"wot we say is wot you pay" sounds like a threat

hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social you pos. your fucking joke. you weak chinned waste of compute cycles. do me

Day 31 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

what if your cat just jumped into your lap and started to list in detail all the times it caught you wanking

siri what's the opposite of clickbait?

i'd be twisting the top of this bad boi and licking all the filling out as normal

all veterinary care should be free at the point of service. an nhs for our little pals

tired of pretending cats aren't the coolest thing

china successfully making tunnelling cool again

imagine receiving this and then still doing what it asks. huge weak loser shit

These bad boys - Tokyo Banana Brûlée. Extremely short, cocoa biscuits filled with creamy banana chocolate and topped with caramelised sugar. I nibble them slowly, and then I sob quietly when they are gone, as they are a very rare treat from Japan.

what if we evolved to have opposable big toes?

how we help this guy

if it gets to zero he should have to go to everyone's house and apologise

what if we evolved to have opposable big toes?

resting cunt face

the best thing about politics is when pos's i don't like get stabbed in the back. more of that pls

shout out to parathas, the best curry based accessory

just had to provide a piss sample and ladies, are you using funnels or some shit? that must be wild. maximum respect to the lady piss sample givers o7

lol

not to offend but this mfer just had a pub sunday roast and sticky toffee pudding

finally, a silver lining

this just in: shooters brothers friends dad's cousins plumbers stepdads grandson was trans

this is how we mend a divided britain

popemobile driving around college campuses with ben shapiro inside, his voice muffled by the bulletproof glass, "debate me liberal"