urinal cake scented candle

We've done some boxing by mistake

I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?

putting together a team for a big christmas cash injection. dm for details

the gtradio beat of christmas 2025

some guy called chris who loves christmas: "you can't spell christmas without chris"

recently had to return to the office after 5 years wfh for the reason of lack of team bonding. well fuck, just bonded harder after hours than any shitty mandated "skills sharing" session so eat shit and let us all wfh 24/7

actually having a banging night out. work colleagues who don't suck crew sound off

wore a white tshirt and ordered spaghetti and things went south on the first mouthful

getting the chinese word for juicy tattooed above my ass

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when it's pissing it down but i've got to leave the house

being off work for a week but having the christmas meal today seems arrestable imo

He’s with you when you’re sleeping He hides when you’re awake He shows up on the motion scan And leads to a mistake.

you can save time in the morning by having a piss on the move. just whip that sucker out, turn towards the road and keep walking

Dutiful Wife Embraces Husband Then Makes Him A Sandwich While Stepson Helps

wife has foolishly left a vanilla cream crown uneaten and unattended

watching the install numbers decrease like the aliens sentry gun ammo count

what the public really want to know is the corbyn/sultana dreamcast opinion

you know these sort of places do the best curry

me to my cats every week

Logging On / Logged On

“Prostitution? Gone. OnlyFans? Gone. Crippling low minimum wages? Gone.”

might catch some blocks for this but noodles are pretty good

forgive me taking a photo of the TV screen grandma style but this deserves sharing

what

what the fuck you all getting people for christmas because i'm completely out of ideas

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fuck it, watching berserk

taking dick pics and using ai postprocessing to make it not look weird

the faux-AI evangelists see the artistic process as a race to get to a finished product, instead of something valuable in itself. the process is where you develop those skills you don't have yet, it cannot be skipped, it is where the art happens

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

*tuning my hitler particle detector* "almost there... SHIT! he's jamming my signal somehow, i can't get a read! this guy could be henry ford's ghost or goddamned mother teresa, idk! we're fucked!!"

what up chili heads

not many people know this but the hole in chopping boards is for your dick

Hell Yeah

breaking out my gaza deaths confirmed per month bar chart to defend democrats/wither my soul

fuck it, might watch chainsaw man reze arc again

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

i'm not comfortable with wes streetings continued existence

gritty cyberpunk anime about a biker gang battling mutated horrors set in the futuristic megacity neo-leicester

fucking the haters by watching die hard 2 at christmas

oh shit, this was great!