the sims 2, prompt, psp (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/37966/t...

I don’t want to go to work I want to get mashed

Sometimes you just have to do some of the worst squats of your life for some fucking reason

Me too 🫡

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Just had a memory pulled from the depths of an ex being annoyed that I responded too quickly when messaging basically because I was both wittier and faster than him. Sorry you’re in the big leagues now bitch!!

Anyone listened to anything good lately? I would like some tunes. But only if they’re good

Starting this physio/mobility course at home that’s led by an extremely bald Finnish man and I can already feel his cadence and accent seeping into my brain

I’m related to the guy who discovered these

showed her your posts

please buff oldman was my father, im buff youngman

Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly failed to respond to your casual request for a coffee as she didn’t know how to explain to you that she was overwhelmed and unavailable without making it sound like she didn’t like you – and has felt terrible about it ever since.

🚨CAN YOU ALL DO THIS PLEASE🚨 takes literal seconds

logging on

I sure hope so

Is it oafs or oaves. Please advise

I don’t want to go to work I want to get mashed

What this war needs is a girlboss

Weightlifting in your 30s

you know I keep that mf thang on me

Surefire way of telling if someone’s a cunt

Evil wretched woman what the actual fuck

Look at my cat

If we get nuked I'm letting it hit me on the head. No time for that radiation muck

That green man line up…load of old gubbins

uuughhhhhh

Thank god they’re back soon 🙏

Repeat after me: I am a competent and normal individual 🙂‍↕️

First day of new job

Probably a bad sign how often I’m listening to this atm

urge to face post

Me flirting:

Everything may well be shite but I’ve just realised the sumo starts next week GET IIINNNNN

Within about a minute of stripping this bed

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus bois 🌼

this is me if you even care

showing the cat tunes

Just looking at a selfie I took earlier and those memes about people with blue eyes being creepy are true aren’t they

For the most part I’m able to get through life not thinking about how deep misogyny runs in absolutely fucking everything and some days it just leaves you dumbfounded

Just…of course the first place they bombed was a girls school. Fuck me man

Asking the important questions

💚

How it feels to have something good happen for once

Saw a guy drop what looked like a full 30 bag on the ground without realising and then an old lady picked it up, fair play girl

Nah, we're done with Punchy the Monkey. Now is the time of Machete Koala!

this is @tinycats.bsky.social

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win