It took like 3 days of public backlash for Disney to cave to public pressure on Jimmy Kimmel, but years worth of pressure about Gaza does nothing

Tylenol is widely considered to be the only safe pain relief option for pregnant women, and studies done on this before never used a controlled method since testing substances on pregnant women is generally considered unethical, so it's all just self-reporting after birth.

Just put that fruit punch squirty stuff in a cup of gingerale and oh my god I think I ate ts

Like if it was just left at the white house flying flags and shit it would have been a better send-off. Literally forcing people to mourn a pundit will only serve to make people who weren't completely up his ass resent him more

Charlie Kirk is the only mf who annoyed me less before he died. This shit made me hate him so much more it's not even funny

Mommy and daddy might get back together again

Obligatory

I'd get one of him squirting instead

Giggled at this for like 10 minutes

Got my phone fixed and a new number so my transphobic family I abandoned can't contact me anymore

Free Palestine, abolish ICE, fuck the police, death before detransition, fuck Charlie Kirk, landback, 1312, free Luigi and ACAB

my bad for confusing the kkk act and virginia v black the first time. this is why you don't make memes immediately after naps

George Floyd's birthday is the same as Charlie's, but of course we're celebrating the guy who died of a fentanyl overdose instead of the black man executed by a cop in 2020.

looks like somebody needs to change their bio, why hasn't he done it yet?

watching an interview with the last guy to debate charlie kirk and i've never been more pissed off. people accuse me of being too woke but if you're gonna blame marginalized communities for disassociating with family or being apathetic, you're the preachy asshole here

when they criminalize anti-fascism, what does that leave you with?

sorry for not posting as much on here, phone broke and there's no dedicated app on pc and im always logged out of shit in my browsers a majority of the time

would blonde work on me?

I love how the article slowly devolves into "here are photos on Facebook of Christmas presents he got in 2013." because they have literally nothing

stolen valor

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss of all time. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

Hey Matt, remember when you said that 16-year-old girls were the most fertile and ripe for child-bearing?

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

ICE killed a man in cold blood and claimed he tried running them over. They lied. Violence is only a crime if done by the individual. Governments will kill hundreds while forcing you to mourn a single pundit's death. He also had a wife and kids but that doesn't matter apparently

the news cycle ever since charlie kirk died

butterfly effect

who took the bigger L today?

Democrats literally daily: "republicans are a threat to democracy, you, and your family's safety. And they will kill you." Democrats when something happens: 😢😢😢"he was just a little boy!"

"oh, you hate the police? well let's see who "hates the police" when you get shot and they did absolutely nothing about it!"

he would've wanted the same for you.

you're all spineless pussies

charlie kirk dead on 9/11 eve

CHARLIE KIRK GETS OWNED WITH

My phone stopped turning on and on a whim I thought "what if I beat it to shit against my dresser because I have nothing to lose anyway?" and the screen turned on immediately

Dudes on To Catch a Predator after pulling up to the sting house with alcohol, chloroform, and condoms

im puppy

Got up to go use the bathroom and I dropped my phone on the floor and cracked the screen very slightly but now the power button doesn't work and it occasionally boot loops I am very annoyed. Going back to bed but I really hope this doesn't get worse this is annoying

Dude I really wish they didn't stop teaching cursive when I was in second grade. Nothing makes me feel like a bigger dipshit more than not being able to read shit people write

If Lyndon B Johnson never assassinated JFK to become president would this have happened?