Name a TV show that you're positive no one* but you remembers. *In the English speaking world excluding my mom who tracked this show down for me after I fell in love it one Anime Boston.

only one baby so i’m also their least favorite

A movie that’s just this post

There is a thrill in this. There guys are PUSHING SO HARD. They’re relentlessly doing interviews, writing articles and pushing propaganda. They’re used to everyone buying their bullshit!! But this time everyone’s like “nah”. It must feel inexplicable for them and that is so satisfying.

Something like a third of my timeline at this point is just people sharing screenshots of people saying vile shit on Twitter to say "look how awful those people on Twitter are". All you're actually saying by doing that is "I, too, am still on Twitter" because otherwise you wouldn't be able to see it

Reddit's a dead end for this you gotta go to Tumblr or Something Awful for the true art.

Couldn't resist.

Generally I get scared whenever a post gets more than 25 reposts, but this ratio feels wonderful.

It’s incredible to witness in real time how Luigi Mangione is going to walk because the prosecutors are simply the dumbest people alive 😶

NEWS: Luigi Mangione will raise the extreme emotional disturbance defense at his state murder trial for the killing of Brian Thompson. Judge Carro just unsealed the record, revealing the defense’s sealed motion filed earlier this month.

tfw no luigi

There is not an editor in the world that would let you get away with this in fiction, the notes would be EXCORIATING

RFK Jr: An Autistic person will never write a poem. JRRR Tolkien: I gotta put at least one poem on every other page of this fanfic I'm writing about the fictional language I came up with for fun.

Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it quite well;

america is an ideal worth fighting for

Amazing the perspective that “remembering things” grants you

At this point idgaf if ppl call me a fear monger abt AI cause these data centers make water undrinkable and air unbreathable in a matter of weeks. That's a fear worth mongering.

New OH MATE meme just dropped.

That forum is so weird I met most of my found family through there so it comes up in a lot of "getting to know you" banter and its kind of an internet generational divide. If you entered through Facebook that's absurd nonsense but if you got in through blogs you know what I'm talking about.

Platonic form of televised baseball commentary here. Hypnotic

This is such a good picture of the Hawai'i I miss. I was lucky enough to regularly visit as a child and like yeah there's a wild variety of beautiful natures but the thinf I really yearn for is its unique flavor of worn down midcentury buildings, many of which are (were?) still culturally vibrant

Why didn't we primary Booker? I looked into this recently and there were challengers but they all dropped out before the election. One of em looked pretty good too. He's the one Dem in this group and NJ is ripe for a more left option wtf happened?

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Recipe below: theonion.com/back-of-gato...

Sometimes I go through @horsedisc.bsky.social's replies and realize it is functionally our Grok and y'know what that's what makes this website good. We don't need LLMs to have a chatbot that spews enjoyable gibberish. Its better gibberish, too.

Why do we let rich people

I was curious abt kratom for years and was at just the right position in my drug phase to follow through when it became a fad. If the ppl I'd used with hadn't been such hipsters abt drugs I wouldnta recognized the red flag and fallen down that rabbit hole.

One of my pet peeves is seeing incredibly potent narcotics sold and marketed like fucking Red Bull. People don't know what they're getting into and that is super dangerous. Don't play around with this shit.

Really I just want brunch with the squad. I'll be the Charlotte of the group who drops quiet but unsubtle hints at her previous life as a Samantha. We'll encourage each other to make both the best and worst decisions we can, steering clear of the dull middle, with lots of hugs during goodbyes.

update that sounds like a shitpost and i'd understand if you thought it was but i promise i'm not lying: today is my first day freelancing for bluesky

Banning kids from Reddit and Twitch won't keep them from using social websites it'll just funnel them to 4chan and ruin them even worse than TikTok could.

another sad example of government failing to understand technology. Bluesky is a user-to-user platform whose purpose is to enable misunderstanding jokes.

This is how you get kids on unregulated matrix servers talking to nonces. Fucking idiots

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

that's very funny and also legitimately evil shit

The Fest of Theseus, a music festival of bands that have 0 original members. We'll have The Guess Who, Blood Sweat & Tears, Molly Hatchett, The Drifters, the Four Tops, the Four Freshman - we even booked Lynyrd Skynyrd before they died in a plane crash that was identical to the one in 1977.

They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

Tragic that people over 16, whose average decision has far greater consequences, will continue to have their judgement clouded by TikTok and Facebook

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Flood of youngsters on to Bluesky, baffled by people going on about 70s sitcoms and sourdough tips, make equally swift exit.

really, you couldn't make The Office today. all the laws of copyright and patent still apply, it's nowhere near public domain, a whole team of lawyers would eat you for breakfast and argue over who gets the wishbone

still might potentially be the funniest gag in this whole series . thirty feet into a telephone pole and got a sprained ankle. happy anniversary to those who celebrate

ME: Man I wish I’d gone to a Knicks watch party last night 🧠: You did. You left early because you were bored and tired ME: … ME: Man I wish I were fun

Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one

Well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also I'm banned for life

One of the many reasons that people should use headphones while listening to or watching things in public spaces is that many of you should be embarrassed by the absolute garbage you’re watching and listening to in public spaces.