The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier can’t deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize

(obama voice):

You all are praising Anthropic for refusing to allow their AI to become an auto-targeting system, I am condemning them for having the opportunity to train it to do the funniest thing of all time and walking away.

Unclear if this headline is a threat or a promise

This handy-dandy invention (made with non-soiling rubber) was brought to you by Lyle Hartford Van Dyke, Jr., a Pearl Harbor truther who would go on to spend 7 years in jail for printing $3 million of his own money which he thought was 100% legitimate because of the Rothschilds something or other.

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

Wise words

Neil Sedaka was so talented, and he inspired me to follow my dream of being a songwriter. With love and gratitude and condolences to his family. www.hollywoodreporter.com/music/music-...

The best part about this is how multiple writers thought "blond dirtbag smoking in a trenchcoat" was a rare sighting in major urban areas during the 90s-late 2000s

Muppet Bonnie and Clyde where Bonnie and Clyde are played by Gritty and the Philly Phanatic. That is all.

Great cinema comes from risk taking. You cannot get Taxi Driver, Klute, or The Monkees' Head if you're beholden to focus testing.

this isn’t the modern life, Rocko would’ve wanted for us

11/10 use of the Bsky Automod

I kinda love that we've collectively forgotten that Peter Thiel has a husband. He and Bari Weiss are working overtime to try to win the "This Regime's Ernst Röhm Award"

I see it differently. I'm mid 40s & my entire life Republicans have been dedicated to demolishing the status quo to do deregulation & racism & they used every chance, including 9/11 to do it. It's Democrats who have been dedicated to pacifying resistance & maintaining whatever new status quo Rs set.

it's really surreally funny that the socialist mayor of New York City seems to be Donald Trump's current favorite person

art of the deal, baby

Lenin, it’s Tuesday.

Now is a good time to start stocking up on Looney Tunes

This man fled an ethnic cleansing campaign by a fascist regime that runs on the Facebook algorithm only to be murdered in an ethnic cleansing campaign by a fascist regime that runs on the Twitter algorithm.

Again, Trump slobbers over anybody famous, especially from New York, and he’s coming to Trump with a housing agenda. He talks to Trump like he’s Robert Moses, Trump listens.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

At the "does that make it sound worse than it was or am I still making excuses for him?" stage of healing.

I love the back-to-back reskeet that just happened naturally.

If this proves true (i.e., Agheyeva is immediately released), there's an argument to be made that Mamdani somehow has — at least for now — one of…the most productive relationships with Trump of any state or local leader in the country, Democrat or Republican?

Prem says it’s legit.

option 1 is he has gone full revolutionary and option 2 is album called Immense Reckoning is about to drop

Mamdani says he raised Aghayeva’s abduction with Trump earlier today, and that Trump has pledged her “imminent” release.

I remain happy that the Zohran Mind Virus is able to impact the most odious man alive. I hope he goes back next time with the Trump Immigration Security Plan that instantly abolishes ICE but renames the Herald Square Sbarro to the Trump National Pizza Shop.

Testimony for the Epstein Investigations should be handled the same way Chevy Chase handled Richard Nixon's eulogy to Francisco Franco.

Describe your favorite games poorly Franchise: a disaffected young man's life completely changes after intense ECT, you get to decide if he's better or worse for it Stand alone: NES nostalgiabait puzzle game with a heartfelt plot abt a working class family in the 80s

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

JFK was murdered by Big Poultry for refusing their bribe on November 19th 1963! His brave and loyal disciple Lyndon Johnson both covered it up and enshrined Kennedy's mercy into American Tradition with the annual Turkey Pardon! This is more factual than it should be!

IDEA: Record companies and movie studios should just re-launch physical media like it's a brand new product. Huge advertising push. "Full Streaming Quality, without an internet connection!" "Don't hunt for hours to find which service it's on, just pull it off your shelf! It's On Now!"

carbon monoxide is invisible AND odorless? 🥵🥵

i am as distressed as stonewashed denim but i also look as good

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She fucking nailed it. 😆

It's good to take a side on sexual assault actually

things started going down hill after the great ‘what color is that dress’ schism of 2015

i need to check the weather (checks bluesky and posts 4 times) i need to check the weather 🔁

trying to get back home alive

Hey, I made a newsletter. I'm editing an essay that I've been sitting on for a while that will make a good tone-setting piece. I want to let ppl who already know they'd be interested in this a chance to sign up.

I had a hunch that the crux of the issue was "listen to disabled ppl when they tell you how to accommodate them," but the hot mic in front of his back row seat begs questions of active sabotage.

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

Literally what we have here is that the average American CEO is part of a mean girls group chat and is terrified to step out of line and be told that they aren't cool by the other people who peaked in 8th grade

And now it comes out he was 40 rows back and they put him next to a live mic. The BAFTA's are going to know hell intimately by the time the lawyers are done