Lol this guy again

Maybe if you are going to put that out there you should give some basis for the speculation.

Happy Long Good Friday everyone. Here's a bit of Reggaeman Bob Hoskins: youtu.be/lGvpv4uhwxs?...

Randy George sounds like a character in a "naughty" English folk song.

This is why we did Brexit.

Will he be doing it from a bouncy castle or a water slide?

Artemis 81 is the only Artemis I recognise.

I would go if I could bring along Charlie Mike Sierra: youtu.be/MOtxSXZYtYQ?...

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One of the few Abba songs sung by one of the boys and released as a single too. It's like they looked around at what their fellow musicians were up to, realised it would be frowned upon one day and decided to future-proof themselves. (Not sure about When I Kissed The Teacher though)

I've a real soft spot for 1981's killer snake movie Venom.  Any film with Hayden, Klaus Kinski, Oliver Reed and Nicol Williamson in that they managed to actually finish making without anybody killing eachother has got to be respected.

First look at Harry, Hermione and Ron in Harry Potter Season 7.

Only found out recently that there's a JK Rowling biopic. Made in 2011 though so presumably ends on a triumphant note with her becoming one of the world's most celebrated and beloved figures... youtu.be/wx6odg40oJA?...

As we say goodbye to Sora, we look back on some of our favourite creations and memories made with it: (1/1)

Documentary about an 1945 English village murder and how its ritualistic nature and it remaining unsolved *possibly* fed the collective imagination which led to the popularity of witchcraft and folk horror in the 60s/70s which in turn continues to haunt us to this day. A stretch? Perhaps...

If he'd said baked instead of based, everyone would just nod their head and be like, yeah, sounds about right.

It's times like these he wished he'd worn a condom.

Ta-ra Chuck (Norris) youtu.be/yPVMi9MxabM?...

"If you get a customer who thinks he's Kemi Badenoch..."

I like John Lithgow as an actor but he's never struck me as particularly principled when choosing roles.

What did they think was gonna happen? You can't just end a gnome ban and expect there to be no consequences.

He's probably scared that his kids might see all the good ones and ask him why he isn't in any of them.

I was reminded of this post during last night's In Memoriam section. There was a genuine outpouring of love for two of the people whilst one of them wasn't even mentioned. This is your legacy when you're a horrific person; once you're gone, people are quite happy to forget you ever existed.

Congratulations to Amy Madigan. Also a hater of grasses.

One year on and my feelings about "The Razzies" have not changed.

Barton Fink

Speaking of Churchill, I think it's a great shame this never happened. www.theguardian.com/film/2014/ma...

Based on the vibes pro-AI evangelists give off, this isn't actually that shocking.

"He must not, I repeat not, be replaced with an otter"

In between the swordfights, there'll be long digressions about supporting characters in 1820s theatre and he'll cast himself in a minor role as Sir Ambrose Slaveowner who provides comic relief by speculating on everybody's racial heritage.

RIP Winston Churchill fiver. Your name will live on in the cut noses of drug users.

Joey Barton's greatest ever achievement was probably appearing on Question Time (back when stupid media people thought him quoting Orwell and Smiths lyrics on Twitter meant he was a "thinker") and, in an episode that also featured Piers Morgan and a UKIPer, easily being the biggest twat on the show.

It's because they know the kids can't get enough of Starmer's TikToks.

With vinyl being popular again, I'm guessing it's only a matter of time before people hearing backward messages imploring them to worship Lucifer and kill their parents/themselves gets revived too. May as well bring back Tipper Gore while we're at it.

Happy Birthday, Micky Dolenz Responsible for one of the best and wildest (and, at the time, unreleaseable) end-of-the-60s protest songs: youtu.be/7lThtHgfL6w?...

Me, after liking all your posts about International Women's Day.

Loved this. Manchester's answer to Ed Wood/Garth Marenghi (COMPLIMENTARY).

Can't help but feel they should have kept who his father was a secret until the second film like they did with Luke.

That ain't workin'

Experienced the intimate, sparse and subtle disquiet of Jana Horn at Low Four Studio last night. Hadn't been there before. They have screens above the performance space showing it too which is nice if you don't want to/can't leave the bar area and stand among the audience. Anyway, good gig!

Saurusrexxing.

Genuinely fascinated* at how this piece was commissioned as all her other articles are film-related. Did she ring up and say "Hi, Catherine Shoard here. I know I'm the film editor but somebody keeps shitting in my bin - can I write an article about it?" (*Actually, I'm not really)

“Obviously to get on MTV these days, one has to be, by law, bla-I mean, pushed by the CIA”

Have a great day everyone.

My promise to anybody who watches the video:

Can't believe it's been nearly 15 years since Michael Owen pretended to fly around Dubai in a helicopter. What a journey we've all been on since. youtu.be/vwq7gJlH59g?...

Feels like we've already got enough portents of the apocalypse happening right now without this, thanks.

This is true. I own a private jet company and decided to quadruple my prices earlier today. For a laugh.