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Imma just call him Pete Hagueseth from now on

WOW wtg guys

jordan hall amen

honeycrisp 2: the crispening

should be a done deal. doubt they make the playoffs without him last year!

never feels good to say it, but: go buckeyes

ah ha ha hah ha i notice much is true

6' GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL! #fcsp | #fcbfcsp 0-1

World War Z (the "Z" is for "zootopia")

the boys in brown should use long balls and set pieces, i hear that is an effective strategy against bayern

DAVID: Too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.

Socialist Party of America's platform in 1912 called for abolition of pardon power altogether.

Can't believe I missed my nap for this

jahmyr game takeover plz 🙏

Refs absolutely fucking us on Thanksgiving in front of the whole country

bull fucking shit

switch uniforms and that is ruled no catch/out-of-bounds every time

jim bowden is jackie harvey for baseball

uncle sam got them mr beast eyes while he is ahem stuffing that turkey

it's great having my mother-in-law's cheesehead husband here for thanksgiving as i love bantering and talikng mad shit about the packers right to his face but it is honestly a drag to have to explain every joke to him

Did you really read this whole long thread? Wow! Go spread the word: DOGE isn't actually over.

you gotta wash your ass, Charlie Brown

How a campy 1970s game show became part of Canada's national lexicon: defector.com/how-a-campy-...

love to set my clothes out before i go to bed so i can get up and get dressed in the dark and not wake anyone at 4:30 am

iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it

GODZILLA VS. KONG -wherein- godzilla simply walks over to wherever king kong is and steps on his gorilla ass, instantly crushing him into the world's largest and smelliest pancake

my pepsi road will take me home i drive all night just to drink delight

i totally understand. i saw WILCO like 20 years ago and i got SO MAD when the guy next to me woke me up from my nap with his clapping and cheering

Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it* Using genAI is proof you don't.

This says otherwise:

Bilbo Ballperson, of the Sacktown Ballpersons (AKA Ballpeople), at your service

I drew North London

lol eat shit sp*rs

things are starting to go sideways

Leave Jonathan Smith in Iowa

all my homies love a misty forest

wish i could have stayed

still in bed this morning, muscles sore, thinking about skipping the hike i'd planned. open bluesky, let's see what's up and dear LORD oh no ok i get it i'm going i'm going! going deep into the woods. have fun with this one you perverts

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

“a member of the DSA steering committee came up to me, big DSA member, strong DSA member, tears pouring from his eyes down onto his bright yellow zohran tote bag, and he said to me, he said, sir, labor is the source of all value. and i said, its so true. solidarity, comrade”

Current* conditions near Mackinac Island, MI:

Wow so I guess social security and Medicare are gonna be cut, huh? Let’s see how that polls, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

i know that recommending podcasts is sicko behavior but this is going to be extremely good

this could fix me

#NameThatFoodTruck Buns 'n Roses 🍔🌹🌭🌹🍔

change one letter and ruin a candy: mink duds