Two flies breaking up on heart-leaved golden alexanders 💔

I WISH this was an exaggeration. www.kron4.com/news/technol...

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

Remember when Resident Evil 8 came out and people were incredibly mad that Lady Dimitrescu gets offed early on because she made them so horny that they forgot how video games work? It’s like if everyone got super into Larry Koopa before SMB3 came out and became furious when you moved onto World 2.

I had a teacher once argue with my parents in first grade about if I was autistic, only to open the office door and see 8-year old me sitting outside having built a 5 level house of playing cards. She turned back around and, in the most dignified voice possible, told them she'd file the forms.🤣🤣🤣

Mercy: Hey love, do you know why the Pyramids in Egypt are still standing? Me: No, why? *expecting some physics explanation* Mercy: Because white people can't fit them in the British Museum yet

It's never been more Shut The Fuck Up Friday:

Kindergarten is incredible because I was chaperoning and the presenter asked "who has to clean up after their cat or dog?" and some little girl hollered at the top of her lungs "my cat is DEAD"

SO HAPPY to be getting Patreon mail from @vxcl.bsky.social again!!!! 🙏🏻💖💕 welcome back!!! #cybosupports

oh hello, you're very pink

spiders cannot move their eye lenses, so they move their retinas. he is keeping one eye tuned on me while looking around at other stuff

hello weird big eyeball legs man

So if a raccoon is just Sitting by a busy footpath, he's probably got something wrong with him, huh :/

hey so i only have about $16 in EBT/SNAP benefits until the 7th (next thursday) to feed myself. is anyone willing to throw me a few bucks so i can make it until then. i don't have any savings to fall back on, i put everything into pluto (vet bills and cat food). www.paypal.me/auracite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMqV... Trüberbrook- Here's my other glowing recommendation for the week. This is an adventure game, very blatantly inspired by Twin Peaks and Monkey Island, whose visuals are all filmed dioramas and it is just jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Was real tempting to just drop my format

pollyanna - insaneintherainmusic (cover) turbulent - waterparks when I'm sixty-four - beatles boys will be bugs - cavetown plastic jesus - tia blake jesus he knows me - genesis (& the ghost cover) not in california - k. flay how groovy - from scooby alien invaders goosebumps theme aquatic ambiance

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

"Cornea Killer" from Cracked Polish

Hey major games awards ceremonies........ your move............................

low on mana

I know it's gauche to quote tolkien but genuinely the most interesting thing in his letters to me is this one from 1963 wherein he laid out in very plain terms what I think is THE fundamental thing that makes so much art have a life in your head beyond what you see on a page or play in a game

Cute Face

thinkin about it

A few years ago I was watching some plastic surgery show where a trans woman was getting implants and as they slipped the cup in, her nipple went from regular to blurred

Okay I'm pissed

This game deserves so much better in terms of sales and recognition. It was so much fun and the possibilities for photos were so astronomical that I’m still finding a couple

It's not exactly seasonal, but it's always a good time to play this banger

Despite creating a billion-dollar franchise - with a new $200M budget Hollywood blockbuster launching in a month - the creator of He-Man's family were unable to afford his dementia and care facility costs, and had to setup a GoFundMe. Mattel gave $5,000.

just in my former psych nurse hat I need people to know which test it is the president is always boasting that he "aced," which he claims previous presidents couldn't pass. it's exactly this. it's this all the times it's been given to him. geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu/cog/MoCA-8.3...

Just blocked someone for their shit alt text. "Pain" is not good alt text for a meme.

The metal mirrors that Alabama prisons use distort our faces. When a glass one suddenly appeared, I truly saw myself for the first time in 26 years.

Huh. That's... Really bad.

They called Abraham Lincoln “old hickory” because of his gigantic dick

I am very nearly finished reading lord of the rings (the ring has been cast into the fires of mount doom), and I'm trying really hard to savor this last bit because I know I'm going to miss it once it's over. I've been reading them since February 10th, so it's taken me quite a while.

youtu.be/CTu8yZOwFeE Tangela video!

Awesome, should be super easy to avoid the nasty AI game since it's right at the end. Can't believe GDQ just mindlessly supports this garbage. Like, they not only used gen AI, they used it, lied about it, and fraudulently won an award that had to be taken away. Not a game to support.

A thing learned this week: Neanderthals are named after the Neander Tal (Neander Valley) which is named for 17th century poet Joachim Neander whose original family name was classicized into Greek from the original "Neuman" which means "New Man."

Now do stocks.

The fact that we idolize Abraham Lincoln instead of Charles Sumner, Thaddeus Stevens, and John Brown is a problem too.

it is now safe to turn off your hands

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

Calling the manager, they left out a color on my Pride ECG Hookup. Blatantly homophobia

TOWEL DUCK

I Don’t Need An Ai Summary Of An Email I Can Just READ The EMAIL

My favourite thing in the "Ultra-Processed Food" debate is that people always ignore the two foodstuffs that genuinely are ultra-processed (tea and coffee), the existence of which demonstrates how utterly pointless it is as a definition.

It is also, as some in my replies have noted, a gateway drug into full health woo woo stuff, which is in turn often a pipeline into the far-right, as I wrote for the Guardian a few years back. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Hot take into the void: "ultra-processed food" is basically the antivaxx conspiracy theory for people who think they're far too well informed to get hooked into anything like antivaxx.

You can delete the thread on twitter but you know what? The internet is forever. Not to mention, screenshots are a thing. Responses disabled as I am just sharing the now deleted tweet thread. Post 1 of 2. Images 1-4. #inKONBINI #DimaShen #DimaKluev #IndieGame #Indie