Fantastic

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

It's interesting how internet connectivity has basically ruined the experience of using older consoles to some degree. Booted up an Xbox One S today and it's so darn slow - just insanely bad. Up to date 360s and PS3s are slow too. Yet, you boot a PS2 or a GCN? Feels as snappy as ever.

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Everyone who’d complained about the mediocre half-effort AAA industry pushouts should be cheering for this and the chance to put something new into the field. The same enthusiasm that went towards Markiplier making Iron Lung a smash success “against all Hollywood odds” should be happening here too!

Thinking about Gummigoo in a dissociative state, and I was pondering other ways he could emote with his eyes. In another universe where I didn't kill him.

I cancelled my Office 365 subscription some time back and then received regular threats that my OneDrive would be deleted. My OneDrive? The thing I didn't want to save to but Windows kept defaulting to saving there? That thing? Anyway, OneDrive was deleted. Long live LibreOffice

I was wondering why Halo 3 is so much quicker to load than 2 in MCC but then I remembered Halo 1 and 2 in that collection are actually loading 2 different versions of the same levels and cutscenes at once, whereas 3 onwards it’s just the one lol

This is still the funniest thing that's ever happened, how did they fuck this up so bad THAT SOULD OF THE DRAGON MOVIE ISN'T EVEN PART OF THIS UNIVERSE

Does anyone else still call bluerays DVDs?

They didnt even try with the crisis DVD

The Tomorrowverse is genuinely like, some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life. These were movies about fucking *nothing*. They somehow had too much going on for their runtimes and yet felt drawn out and boring as hell

The U.S. is paying ransom to reopen a body of water that was not closed 6 weeks ago. ART OF THE DEAL, BABY! 🤡

I LOVE VARIATION IN ALIEN SPECIES!!!!

Someone pointed out vilgax has a suspiciously crystal throne after this... oh god vilgax doomed him

And they don't have to. With relatively low effort and expense, Iran can hold global trade hostage. The more the US bombs them and attacks them, the more entrenched resistance becomes and the more determined they'll be to hold the Strait and punish us. They have us over a barrel.

Ah, more Sigma Grindset horseshit... I honestly *despise* the concept of the "Puritan Work Ethic" because it operates under the notion that work, in of itself, is a virtue. It's why when people rightfully suggest a living wage adjustment, some capitalist dipshit will call them "ungrateful."

👀 Oh. My. Gawd. Now we know why Melania gave that Epstein presser on Thursday. An interview with Amanda Ungaro is about to be released by El Pais on Sunday morning (and it’s after midnight right now in Spain). And on Monday, she will be on CNN.

The death whimper of the dceu,

Its called fiction, its the same as people hating batman for being the .0001% Hell the only reason batman BECAME a billionaire in the meta text because the comics have to explain why the bastard isnt broke after funding MULTIPLE SUPER HERO TEAMS THAT INCLUDED SPACE STATIONS!!

it's this weird horrible bitter irony where the Dems desperately needed someone like this chuckle fuck asshat to drop out of the race to be worth a shit cause cali dems suck ass but now that he's become Mr. Rape is fine but Blue he's getting hand picked as like the man of the moment it sickens me

Thinking about a cool music meistet earth 3 counter part, I was thinking owlman damaged his vocal cords to strip him of his musical mind control so he has to rely on music themed gadget

Mom wasnt really that strict thankfully Only big thing was no playdoh because my aunt hated the smell, don't watch ed edd and eddy and billy and mandy while she's in the room because it was "disgusting"

No shade to the OP for admitting this, but it shocks me that people my age don’t know this. You fundamentally cannot understand how the world functions, how power works, if you don’t know history.

Boy he’s just making the BEST first impression (yes, I know he improves over time, shut the fuck up)

I have a time travel story in my back pocket: ROTS-ERA SUPERBOY: “The day is saved thanks to Superboy and his posse! Proper!” MODERN DAY CONNER: “. . .every molecule in my body is cringing.”

Lex in his private study leaning over his superman shrine in his closet:

“Well, you see, you’re actually the human DNA donor.” “Shhh, that retcon hasn’t been put in place yet! Also, for some godforsaken reason everyone is going to whine about it when it’s not that bad of an idea and one of the least egregious things from Johns’s Teen Titans run!”

To the best of my ability to fathom, Swalwell's defenders seem to be either Californians apoplectic with fear about a Republican governor or a gigantic fan of people that insult Trump no matter who they actually are. Craven fucknuts or dipshit fucknuts, choose your flavor.

"If Swalwell was guilty, his accusers would file charges" is a thing I keep seeing. But here's the thing: it's absolutely NOT how the system works. ONLY PROSECUTORS CAN FILE CRIMINAL CHARGES IN THE US LEGAL SYSTEM.

Now I know you're sitting there going "what the fuck kind of niche issue is this shit" Mace is from Charleston, SC. That was her House district and it's one of the two major cities in South Carolina. And guess what all the rich people in Charleston are concerned with.

I love the idea of ben having phantom limb issues, like for example kevin or someone tossing ben something "I got it!" Ben reaches for it with the two extra arms he thinks he has and

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

If you're gonna rape your fucking staff, you will rape your fucking county, you FUCKING MORONS ...I sometimes feel like I have to scream this at people

is this even a theory? like it's just 100% what they do, see also the bullshit ad placement like every 15 seconds, it's probably the most common American business model in 2026: we will shit your life up if you don't pay us not to

it's been such a delight getting back into drawing incidentally

Well fuck em,

The snyderverse needed a character like bibbo, a great contrast to all the people god worshipping superman, Put him as one of the talking heads on tv "Sooper'man is trying to do the right thing"

Because of concerns about the safety of using US Tech, France is getting rid of Windows from its Government computers. It's time, get all US Big Tech, Microsoft, Google, Palantir... out of Europe. It is a security threat.

"At 1.99 per minute" I see we reinvented the 900 call lines

Or organized religion has worked to soften up rubes to open their wallets since ever and this is just a logical extension of that. Like if you're religious and just look the other way at the existence of megachurches then nothing here should be surprising.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Seeing the bend-over-backward defenses of Swalwell in comments on this site and like damn near 90% of them signed up in November 2024 y'all ain't beating that Blue MAGA rap is all I'm sayin

Kyle Orland co-authored a piece a little while ago with Benj Edwards, who was up until recently the "senior AI reporter" at Ars Technica but lost that position due to using "AI" to write said article. So ... if you're upset people are upset with "AI," maybe take stock of the realities.

I wonder how hard it was for the Iranians to deliver this news with a straight face.

Yeah, no. I know y'all are struggling to explain why the shit doesn't work, but have you considered the fact that it's shit?

I know childhood nostalgia is a pretty bad judge on whether things are actually better now or not, but honestly I think the time before micro-transactions and gambling in video games was "better".

We should never have changed square icons to round icons on social media sites That was the beginning of the end for all of us