Except we can't trust Microsoft updates or patches lately, because you never know which one is going to fucking break Windows entirely. Switch to Notepad++. Same functionality, no AI, completely free. Make it the default to open TXT files and you'll have no problems.

James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48

BALINT: Was the president aware of Secretary Lutnick's ties to Epstein when he chose him to lead the Department of Commerce? BONDI: Chris Malen was a Border Patrol agent---- BALINT: So I'm going to conclude that he did know! BONDI: Shame on you BALINT: This is pathetic! This is not a game

Watching muppets and noticed the gorilla detector is the head of mechani kong

the rollout of the mRNA vaccines was one of the greatest public health triumphs in history and the end result has been the all-around triumph of the antivax movement and I will never get over it

AND ANOTHER THING To say the hype is real or worthwhile Is to say everyone being sacrificed in the AI push is a worthwhile sacrifice

TMNT is one of the biggest non-big two comic characters of all time and they always change it up every time they get a new incarnation. Sure, they keep some elements, but it isn’t always 1-by-1

🌹shout out to the vampire gay boys of the 1980s

Also if comicbook movies even were 1 to 1 with the comics You would NEVER fucking see venom in a movie it would take YEARS

Okay so how do we break it to comic fans that comics are not in fact the only medium that gets adaptations that completely change a bunch of stuff around and essentially do their own things with the same title

If we keep getting former doctor's as comic book villians i have a suggestion

Norman: I don’t know how this could get any possibly worse? Goblin Norman: Hey Normy, long time no see Norman: I didn’t mean That as a challenge Goblin Norman: Listen you need to invade Asgard you fuckin pussy

Norman: BULLSEYE, WHY DAFUQ DID YOU KILL THE HOSTAGES? Bullseye: I did it for the meme

Jeez thats so blatant, At least when Diesel ripped off jojo it at least TRIED to make the characters look different

My fav reason to detest Gene Simmons has to be his son Nick. A life of privilege and obscene ego created the most embarrassing attempt of nepotism ever. In 2009 Nick released a comic that got some hype, “Incarnate”. That idiot decided to swipe from 1 of the biggest comics ever, Bleach.

UPDATE: The FAA says never mind

The only benefit to a company owning an IP is to allow for a conglomerate of creators to all access the same IP without dealing with legal issues But that inherently must come with fair compensation towards the creator of the IP Owning IP just for the sake of it is pointless greed

Long after Trump is gone, the US will never be able to negotiate a treaty or trade deal again simply because the precedent of backing out of them on a whim has been firmly entrenched.

I love siege era norman osborn

They could never make me hate Bendis' scripts calling for the reusing of panels like this

Lets see the nuclear arms treaty ended last week.... Oh my god is the bastard gonna test new bombs? Please tell me im just crazy

Hm i'm gonna look up how tony stark's suit upgraded through comic history search engine: HEY here's this blog post filled with ai iron man images that's completely contradictory to what you want!!

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it takes a real management genius to cut both your sports and culture teams a few days before a sporting event hosting the biggest cultural moment in recent history

No its not wrong to say you hate disney, you respect and love the characters that's why you hate the company for squandering them

The foundation for one of the funniest B plots on The Simpsons...

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Man, Amazon really overplayed their hand with that Ring camera lost dog ad, don’t they? Btw, instead of having to get court orders for surveillance data ICE just buys it from private corporations like Flock meaning they don’t need approval or oversight.

One more time: If you need security cameras, Reolink combined with Home Assistant are you best bet. They don't require an internet connection and using them via Home Assistant means you control who sees what as it's your own server and not an open connection to everyone online.

I dont care if you hate watch it, watch it "ironically" or even pirate it If you watch any of this, just unfollow me and dont try to be my friend ever again Fuck anyone who watches this

That’s what’s up.

This is a giant red flag and I don't know how anyone can see it as anything else.

Coworker: “what did you think of the commercials last night?” Me: “I didn’t watch them. Just kinda turn my brain off when they are on. I hate commercials.” *proceeds to tell me about every goddamn commercial knowing I can’t leave the room*

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

There were so many pick ups in my part of town. Minneapolis dealing with ICE shit is still happening yall in case you forgot.

I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.

GET FUCKED, DRAKE

Okay YESSSS They aren't using the partner from the data breach!! Very happy for this Discord. You get a cookie, Discord. Very much hope the partner does what you said it does, and actually deletes the data sent.

see how easy it is when they're not as rich and powerful? now keep going

So I read in some article that folks are adding deliberate typos to their writing in order to dispel suspicions that they’re getting machines to speak for them. That’s coward shit. I say just use the word “fuck” more. In the face of enshittification, commence the enfuckening.

Need to send this to Disney execs so we get more Muppet Show youtu.be/t9gbQ0WhQoI?...

LMAOOO

Age verification? When i was a kid the small bags of wise chips were 50 cents

and you know! if you're gonna do prequel shit, why are you hiring a ninth guy to play Spock when Tuvok lived through like, ALL the eras of Star Trek that have been written of. do a Tuvok series, then!

Chapell Roan just dropped her management for being in the Epstein Files ? Look here . She cashes the checks her mouth writes and I love it

Snapper and Rick, BFFs forever

The existence of aquaflash is fucking hilarious because that would mean reverse manta would be the pettiest villian in the multiverse A black hole of spite