That scene in The Lego Movie where Emmet hears all his coworkers and neighbors say they don't really know or care about him, like holy shit that's primally upsetting stuff.

An indisputable indicator of media bias is that for the last 11 years almost every story about Democrats in the mainstream media has been told from the POV of what Trump and Republicans say about them

🔥 Ronny Chieng at Harvard: “F*ck A.I. — the mission of your generation is to destroy it… shortcuts to skip to the end aren’t always good. The journey is the point of all this.”

This has hit discovery so folks are under the misconception that I’m anti pope Leo You’re wrong I’m literally making a distinction that he is not an American Religious Leader bc he is not American centric

"Prohibition was an anti-domestic-violence issue" was a mind-blowing thing to learn. Imagine that it was easier to pass an amendment outlawing alcohol than laws outlawing wife-beating.

BREAKING: Boyz 12 have backed out of Freedom 250.

So this post I made will not even be visible to newcomers because it was posted by me, a dirty and obscene nsfw artist, so I won't even be able to tell people how to access my art. @bsky.app the people this hurts are your majority userbase. What do you think happens after that?

New commission! For @inexorablewaffle.bsky.social A concealable sword, inside an umbrella. The blade is based on a Tsurugi. I can add a sheath to a sword comm, if you like! Swords are a flat $50, and sheaths are a small extra fee.

You guys hear about the lady that was fined for driving with a phone in her right hand that didn't even have a right hand??? That cop should be fired. If not for being an asshole, then for being so stupid not to foresee the mockery this would become.

Said it before, my family used to afford a yearly trip from 1990 to like 2011 on a single person, sometime a 2 person salary 92 was less than 2000 dollars for 7 days airfair rental car all together 2005 3 day weekend on star wars weekend was 1200 Disney got REALLY ballsy the last decade

Interesting tidbits about Disney prices. Single-Day Tickets 1971 Cost: $3.50 Adjusted for Inflation: ~$27 Current Cost: $109 - $189+ The Difference: Disney base admission alone costs nearly 4 to 7 times more than the inflation-adjusted equivalent. The elites just can't get enough money.

Why is a "fun sized" candy bar smaller? It is candy, the more the merrier.

fun fact: like almost all of the major cast members of bewitched were queer (including one of the twins who played their daughter) except Elizabeth Montgomery herself (but she was definitely a huge ally her whole life)

Staff being able to apply an adult content label to an entire acct overrides the label function and is not a good thing. Do you know how many newcomers don't know that their default moderation settings hide us from view completely and they just assume we don't exist? This is shoving us out of sight

California State Assembly passes the 'Protect Our Games Act': 60 days notice before going offline, must provide patch for continued access or refunds www.resetera.com/threads/15...

"we don't sell products anymore, our product is the vibe of something that should make money or cut costs, that way investors will give us money because it feels like we're a good idea, then we'll sell our stock options for 0.01% more than what we paid, this is a healthy viable economy"

So on my bionicle bullshit again, in the lore a bunch of Av(light) Matorans were taking from their home of cardi nui and spread across the universe, including the main(?) Character takua who became takanuva toa of light,

Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” —  has died.

RIP Marcia Lucas There's a reason she was part of editing team and well remembered for saving Star Wars from Lucas himself.

whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max

everything is better if it's lesbians

Everybody else keeps saying it but just to add to the point: When NASA's shit blows up, it's a headline. When a billionaire's private rocket shit blows up, it's a slow news day.

THERE IT IS honestly "its in new jersey" is all you needed to explain why gotham is a hellhole Note: im from new jersey

• Average person is near-peak physical performance compared to people not from gotham because of all the shit in the air, water and general vibes • their football and baseball teams still suck though • at least 17 cults • 3 shadow governments • it is in New Jersey

• so much lead infrastructure superman can’t use his x-ray vision • the city is sapient • The 4th wall is canonically thin which is why sometimes the “many angled ones” (readers) have been able to influence events • 2 separate founders making 2 separate deals with 2 separate eldritch entities

• Gotham water treatment can only manage so much because the toxic waste left over after water purification is too hard to get rid of • the tap water is less water than soda, according to aquaman • evil real estate agent • evil carpenter • evil gunsmith • evil patch of dirt

• Evil marsh runoff in the water • Slaughter swamp runoff in the water • psychoactive drugs in the water • industrial runoff in the water • unnamed weird physical enhancement well runoff • Bane Venom in the water • Nessie in the water • unrelated Leviathan in the water

• Lead in the water • Dionesium (lazarus pit chemical) in the water • unrelated Lazarus pit runoff in the water • Fear toxin in the water • Joker toxin in the water • Bits of clayface in the water • Monster Man mutagen in the water • TITAN compound in the water • nerve agent in the water

• Two russian gangs both trying to make the city worse for unrelated reasons • two separate bottomless pits • Gotham river so incredibly pollutated that aquaman can’t swim in it and atlanteans can’t breathe in it, partially because of:

• at least 4 “old gotham’s” under it, including one with a lazarus pit, as well as the ruins of a lost civilization • built on an active fault line • magic well that makes magic easier • chaos well (opposite of regular magic) • leyline nexus • weak dimensional wall to the phantom zone

• mutant sewer rats • mutant sewer alligators • mutant feral dogs • mutant fish • mutant super-bedbugs • mutant evil sapient grass

• cursed by Zeus so it rains 320 days/year • cursed by Spectre • cursed by a witch • cursed by deacon blackfire • cursed by nature deity to contain its toxic sludge from the rest of the world • cursed by Memento • cursed by ancient shaman • cursed by a wizard in the 1500’s

(Note, the evil cathedral was built by the same guy) • the starheart • 666 demons who just live there waiting for the apocalypse, which was prophesied to start there • Built on lead foundations that constantly seep into the groundwater

• Dracula lives there but • The blood of Gothamites is too toxic for normal vampires to drink • defunct nuclear power plant, leaking radiation • working but badly maintained nuclear power plant, leaking radiation • cursed asylum • evil academy built to send children’s souls to hell • evil cathedral

“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs

All I get on Instagram is AI slop ads, and this one feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Did you know a blue moon only occurs once every blue moon? Seems like a perfect time to begin Vixen’s Very First Arc! (1/3)

Logan paul should [words that would get my account banned] with a cactus then [more words that would get me banned]

It's really funny seeing a lot of non-Sonic fans discover how much of a piece of shit Yuji Naka was and it's like, most of us have known in that community since the 00s. But honestly, glad more and more stories are out there, because holy shit there's a lot about that guy.

I really cannot overstate how good employees - especially tech employees - are at optimizing for whatever metric you are paying attention to, performance-wise you had better make good and fucking sure you want a lot of something if you’re going to put up a damn leaderboard

Just remembered the punisher was in super hero squad and its as hilarious as you'd think

we really need to standardize crediting artists. especially in an era where so much ai slop is being put out there if your promo art isn't ai? prove it. give the damn artist some credit. easy fix it even saves the company some small amount of face if it's the artist who used ai. everyone benefits.

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

Phineas and the Ferbtones have also withdrawn from the freedom 250th celebration

BREAKING: The Bikini Bottom Super Band has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

A young Ensign gets caught raiding Bones supply cabinet "What the hell are you doing." "I uh-" "That dose will outright kill you! Here." *bones hands him a hypospray* "If you're gonna be an idiot, do it here."

They took my “why is early to mid 20s James Bond being a spy? He should’ve been at the club” joke too literally

Seriously read the Kyoshi Novels (Art depicting scenes from book 2 by KKachi95)