You know the G rating is dead when Paw Patrol can't get it anymore.

i was thinking in the ghost rider movie it would be funny if nick cage was yelling in pain when he transformed because it was burning off his dick and balls. but then i imagined the guys from clerks saying this and stopped smiling immediately. i think i will watch zone of interest tonight instead

S3 of the Beavis and Butthead reboot finally makes it to Paramount+ starting June 10th, so I'm reposting last fall's Comedy Central promo to catch you up on all the twists and turns:

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

I wouldn't entirely discount this theory...

it's pretty incredible to hire a former personal-tech columnist to run 60 minutes but it's REALLY incredible to hire the WORST former personal-tech columnist

FINALLY

Kirby Super Star Ultra ad (2008) #retro #art #gaming #Kirby

Taking John Waters home to fuck and he's hesitating a reeaalll long time staring at my bookcase full of only Nickelodeon magazines

announcer in archer beef jerky commercial mispronounced "grogu." will not be purchasing.

MY generation drank from the BLOG HOUSE. we didn't TALK to GIRLS, we listened to GIRL TALK. we grew up in the HOOD INTERNET. we didn't survive lead runoff, we survived HIPSTER RUNOFF. a time when boys were BOYS NOIZE

TIRED: the lockhorns are millennials WIRED: leroy lockhorns specifically has an account on the bsky dot app microblogging website, and therefore is canonically 38

NEW: I looked at all of the vetoes from Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA) over the last week, and they were even worse than you thought they were. www.peoplesline.org/p/spanberger...

hello, here you will find my web's site with music samples and more. please hire me to work on your video game. wable.online

Revolutionizing the email industry by having a little voice say "you've got mail"

just heard on the news babu frik died... rip

It’s a living

obituary cartoon of r. crumb doing the "keep on truckin'" walk as he enters heaven

At the date comic

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why do i care if kash patel was snorkeling around pearl harbor. japan is a peaceful island nation that’s made immeasurable contributions to my media consumption. if they want to take another potshot while our guard is down you won’t hear any whining on my end

Humphrey Bogart Carsona: Humphrey Gocart Flintstona: Humphrey Bouldergart

worst episode of the show imo

Going through my newspaper collection

He may not consider himself a maverick, but Ted Turner was one of the best to ever do it. And TCM was one of his greatest accomplishments. Here's the network's celebrating his dedication to classic movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOqH...

My actual pick for this topic is truemeaningoflife, one of a handful of "q&a sites" - comedy sites where they'd write fictional answers to user queries in the voices of memes or celebrities (many of them were pretending to be AIs, 15 years before LLMs were a thing)

now this is a guy who's turtley enough for the turtle club

James Bond Comics

A 1935 story about Bruce Wayne just above an announcement of a Batman Pageant. It's like they're just wanting the villains to figure things out!

"DITHERS" https://bonequest.com/9894

jesus christ jughead

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

In “Blondie,” Dagwood first concocted one of his royally overstuffed sandwiches (later known simply as Dagwood sandwiches) 90 years ago, on April 16, 1936. The gag would go on to become one of the strip’s frequent tropes and even gave rise to a chain of sandwich shops. Here’s the sandwich’s debut:

Set in modern times, the story sees Willy Wonka (voiced by Taika Waititi) returning to his chocolate factory determined to turn over a new leaf after having served his prison sentence for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry.

Scorned wife: why, I bet you’d sell a kiss itself if you could wrap it in foil and put a price tag on it Milton Hershey:

Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18

forever roll I want to buy forever roll

PSA to everyone: Reggie Dinkins on NBC/Peacock.

Mouser vs. Mauser... who will reign Supreme at the box office?

well well well, if it isn't the nut brothers